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Why is it so easy to meet a damn guy on here? (the inverse copycat)

Bohemianne

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1. Ladies have enticing virtual tentacles
2. Perception can't deny the outrageous ratio
3. "Female" has more ticklish sex appeal than her true existence
4. Her faint falsetto is easy to distinguish from the crowd
5. She's actually Pied Pier

Stealth or Visible mode does not affect her rating.
And lastly, she carries the sought after cyanide seeds.

Indulge me.
 
Most of the guys here are hungry ticklish deprived men that unfortunately jump the gun. They see a girl on TMF and they PM her right when they see her saying you are hot I would love to tie you down and tickle the hell out of you. They do this without even trying to have normal conversations with the girl first. I ignore those guys. My saying for all men, "Think with your brain and less with your penis." I just had a tickle session with a really nice guy who tried to get to know me first. His first response wasn't, "Your hot I want to tickle and suck your toes." I'm letting you know ladies that there are some decent gentlemans on the forum, you just have to find them.
 
I'm going to use my enticing virtual tentacles to snatch one right out of the air now...
 
Copycat - it's not the same question - there are far more men than women here and the women are well aware of that as well as the fact that the men want to tickle them - for that reason, the women make it very difficult for the men. Inversely, the men here make it very easy for the women to be tickled - all they have to do is open the door.
 
You see? this works like a charm. Now if I only had an emoticon to go with it.

:headbang:

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TMF Ladies RULE!

If you disagree, you will miss the spontaneity. You love the TMF ladies in silence, in riot, in fantasy and in peace.
In the end, it is all nonsense if you try to claim that it is the other way around. Nope! 😱 😀

Then read my sig quote if in case you made it so lucky all the way from here.

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Uh- Errrm (stutter)... to my kind and humble 'interactees'. Like I said (please) indulge me. It doesn't happen everyday. 😀
 
Could someone please claim me?

I'm sitting here in the corner looking sad hoping for some attention. Won't someone give me the attention!!!
 
We're pretty damn easy to catch... Even if you didn't know you were fishing. 😛
 
I don't need the girls from T.M.F anymore,..i,m throwing you aside like yesterdays paper ,..from now on i,m showing of my new ticklee girl friend ,..and she,s not even from here.


isn't she HOT..she even shaves her pits
.....and that,s all she shaves.....
P.S ..Don't tell her she has a monkey butt,
she hates that.
 
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Whoa, how'd I get here? :shock2:

^ Careless click, I suppose. :runningdog:


^ you forgot 'inverse'

"Think with your brain and less with your penis."

^ Ah...ermmm... for the record, we also have intelligent (kinky) guys here with brains. At times they forget having one when they see SEXY feet. 😱

Could someone please claim me?

^ Uh...where's the claim tag? *sends Mrs. Wickett for you*

We're pretty damn easy to catch... Even if you didn't know you were fishing. 😛

^ Fishing time is currently out of season - erm - ceasefire. Sharks bite everything including the boat. 😱

I don't need the girls from T.M.F anymore,..i,m throwing you aside like yesterdays paper ,..from now on i,m showing of my new ticklee girl friend ,..and she,s not even from here.

Umm..okay. Memories... TMF ladies... Nightmares.
"You can checkout anytime you like, but you can never leave." :rockingout:
 
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OH YEAH !!!....I CAN LEAVE ,,..WATCH THIS..



GENIE...GENIE....GET ME OUTTA HERE GENIE...
 
Bo, you know you like me around. And to some of the others I'm either the hot old guy or Uncle Kered. I'm secure in my role now. I've learned to accept it.






Unless I've been drinking heavily in which case all bets are off.
 
OH YEAH !!!....I CAN LEAVE ,,..WATCH THIS..

GENIE...GENIE....GET ME OUTTA HERE GENIE...

hmmmmmmm.....


Bo, you know you like me around. And to some of the others I'm either the hot old guy or Uncle Kered. I'm secure in my role now. I've learned to accept it. Unless I've been drinking heavily in which case all bets are off.

Of course, for the record, there is no thumbs down to the one and only S.P.U. chancellor!

BTW, I'm not intoxicated yet and it rarely happens. 😀


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1. Ladies have enticing virtual tentacles
2. Perception can't deny the outrageous ratio
3. "Female" has more ticklish sex appeal than her true existence
4. Her faint falsetto is easy to distinguish from the crowd
5. She's actually Pied Pier

Stealth or Visible mode does not affect her rating.
And lastly, she carries the sought after cyanide seeds.

Indulge me.

Confession: I actually have a tentacle fetish, and recently joined another TMF. (Tentacle Media Forum):shock2: Perhaps I could pm you sometime and ask if your tentacles are ticklish.:woot:
 
i find it easy to meet men on her because i have 6 noses.



they all want a picture...
 
Confession: I actually have a tentacle fetish, and recently joined another TMF. (Tentacle Media Forum):shock2: Perhaps I could pm you sometime and ask if your tentacles are ticklish.:woot:

^ Hah! I knew it. I will blow it all up here shamelessly. Those tentacles got those pitted "nodes", you know, and when you try with your fingers, they shut close. And the symptoms...

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^ LOL. I really appreciate this picture :jester:

i find it easy to meet men on her because i have 6 noses. they all want a picture...

No doubt of it. It is intriguing to see those 6 noses literally.
 
Try not to take me TOO seriously here...

...we're all sat here, smelly, unshaven and looking for all the women with no self respect or concern for their personal safety and are so dim that they'll just agree to meet up right away.

...we're looking for the blonds 😀
 
Yes the ratio of women to men is way off, but the ratio of single women to men is even worse. Most of the women on here are wives or girlfriends to another male member on here or they are still taken by a non-member.
 
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Add all the men posing as women. All the women posing as men. All the men posing as women posing as men. All the women posing as cats posing as women, etc, to your conjecture, and you have quite the lively bunch.

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