Why NOT to have swinger as your status on myspace...

[..Glamorous..]

..Even if it is a joke!

So I got this message today after replying kindly to someone and telling them I was married and thanking them for there compliments..

"my apologies. hope u did well on ur bio test. didn't think i would have offended u cuz u certainly are proud of what you got and it is quite nice ... nope it is damn awesome. looked thru ur page again and did not see a reference to being married and taken. i did see the swinger status and just thought maybe u played around in general. ur hubby tho is one lucky dude .... especially when ur throwing it down like u advertise u do so well. that sure would be an awesome ride to see u going to town on top and impaling urself on my thick member .... but when ur done i would wanna bend u over and do some pounding myself. probably more than u wanted to know tho.

sure would like to chat the swinger side of u... got yahoo if ur interested in playing?"

LMFAO!

Like I said, swinger status.. Not so funny anymore!

 

[badreligion]

No desperation ?

 

[..Glamorous..]

Sad part, I didn't answer him and he messaged me again.

Why would you say that to someone!?

 

[Headsnap]

Sad part, I didn't answer him and he messaged me again.

Why would you say that to someone!?

Because they have their status set to "swinger" and they apparently advertise that they "throw it down" so well?

 

[..Glamorous..]

Because they have their status set to "swinger" and they apparently advertise that they "throw it down" so well?

I get the swinger part (which happens to be an inside joke), but there is NOTHING on my page that says I "throw it down" so well, it's all pictures of me and my husband and our son. Lol.

 

[Adam]

Sad part, I didn't answer him and he messaged me again.

Why would you say that to someone!?

Remember back when you had made the post about that guy from the TMF that wouldn't leave you alone about talking about tickling? Same thing, really. Just another horny idiot on the prowl. It is times like this that I'm glad I'm not a girl.

*protects Glam*

 

[Headsnap]

I get the swinger part (which happens to be an inside joke), but there is NOTHING on my page that says I "throw it down" so well, it's all pictures of me and my husband and our son. Lol.

In that case I'm changing my answer to "because he spreads it around a bit and wasn't in on your inside joke so thought, reasonably enough one supposes, that you too were into spreading it about a bit".

 

[Tomskee]

Damn it, Glam. You have got to be more careful. Myspace is a digital buffet for perverts, jerk-offs and assholes. A fly chic like you should always keep her guard up.

 

[..Glamorous..]

I'm pretty sure my page is private anyways

 

[tklee88]

*sigh* this is precisely why I got rid of myspace...freaking people.

 

[slacker2114]

Serves you right, you swinging, cannonballing hussy, you!!!

 

[Marquis De Sade]

I'm pretty sure my page is private anyways

If it is set to Private I believe he wouldn't have been able to even see your stats. Just your name, age and whereabouts in the state/world you live in. Unless it's changed.

Check again. 😉

 

[vladtickleman22]

People just like to mess with other people sadly. It's quite pathetic, whomever that was is probably trying to be a jerk.

 

[Deleted member 66627]

I have it in mine. 😀

 

[Brock Samson]

..Even if it is a joke!

So I got this message today after replying kindly to someone and telling them I was married and thanking them for there compliments..

"my apologies. hope u did well on ur bio test. didn't think i would have offended u cuz u certainly are proud of what you got and it is quite nice ... nope it is damn awesome. looked thru ur page again and did not see a reference to being married and taken. i did see the swinger status and just thought maybe u played around in general. ur hubby tho is one lucky dude .... especially when ur throwing it down like u advertise u do so well. that sure would be an awesome ride to see u going to town on top and impaling urself on my thick member .... but when ur done i would wanna bend u over and do some pounding myself. probably more than u wanted to know tho.

sure would like to chat the swinger side of u... got yahoo if ur interested in playing?"

LMFAO!

Like I said, swinger status.. Not so funny anymore!

Dude, what the hell? That's like saying "Hello, I'm a creepy guy pretending to be normal, and you should probably open palm slap me right now if you don't want to hear what my twisted imagination has come up with!" I sure as hell hope that that's not the future of pickup lines! Cuz if it is, then I don't see another human generation being born! EVER!

 

[Sandrock74]

What exactly does "throw it down" mean? I've never heard of that before. I'm so uncool.
I do not get harrassed by swingers on myspace (guess thats because I'm a guy?) but I do get harrassed by some comic fanboys here and there. We are a special breed.

 

[..Glamorous..]

LMFAO at the tags! Yeah my page is private.. So idfk what dude was talking about, however I realize WHY, he said I "throw it down" so good.. My headline is some pretty provocative lyrics from a song I really like. Although I don't believe that's his business (this is what my headline says: "I’m not ashamed of my beauty you can see what I got.. Shouldn’t I freak you out; imagine if I work it out.. If I get on top, your gonna lose your mind.. The way I put it down boy you know should be up ")

 

[ViperGTS]

Well, hey. That's what you get for dicking around with the word Swinger.

Hehe. I don't even joke with that word, just because I know about stuff like this happening.