Why r there so many gay homos soliciting sex from my bumhole?

[c7_assassin]

Bein a straight dude, I don't understand why it seems that about 60% of guys on here are constantly PMing me and asking for hot gay sex all the time. What is it with that? Just wonderin.

Its like this time last Saturday when I went out for some cocktails at this bar called The Man Hole, and I start dancing with this big dude with a mustache, and when we're in the restroom together later, he's all like, "Let me put it in your tushee," and I'm all like, "Whoa! What gave you the impression I would be into that?"

This happens to me like, literally, thirty times a week.

I'm just asking this objectively, what is it with all the gay homosexuals and their constant need to stick their fingers in me and fuck my mouth? It's like a guy can't even jerk off at the gym anymore without homos coming up to me and trying to bite my nipples and slap my face with their balls.

Can anyone explain this? Is there some predisposition to having your ass molested by homosexuals that I don't know about?

(the preceding message was brought to you by the concept of parody...) 😉

 

[TropicThunder]

Just say no....to butt pounding.

 

[naughtylucy]

So long as they don't bite your nipples completely off, I really don't see the problem.

 

[Sandrock74]

It's like a guy can't even jerk off at the gym anymore without homos coming up to me and trying to bite my nipples and slap my face with their balls.

Alright, I get it! I apologized about that already!

 

[Angel77]

Bein a straight dude, I don't understand why it seems that about 60% of guys on here are constantly PMing me and asking for hot gay sex all the time. What is it with that? Just wonderin.

Its like this time last Saturday when I went out for some cocktails at this bar called The Man Hole, and I start dancing with this big dude with a mustache, and when we're in the restroom together later, he's all like, "Let me put it in your tushee," and I'm all like, "Whoa! What gave you the impression I would be into that?"

This happens to me like, literally, thirty times a week.

I'm just asking this objectively, what is it with all the gay homosexuals and their constant need to stick their fingers in me and fuck my mouth? It's like a guy can't even jerk off at the gym anymore without homos coming up to me and trying to bite my nipples and slap my face with their balls.

Can anyone explain this? Is there some predisposition to having your ass molested by homosexuals that I don't know about?

(the preceding message was brought to you by the concept of parody...) 😉

LMAOOOO!!!!

Mmmmm, nipple biting. 😀

 

[drewskee]

 

[asutickler]

What what?

 

[asutickler]

Mmmmm, nipple biting. 😀

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[rhiannon]

I told you it's that puppy dog expression of yours. You just don't want to listen!!

 

[Steve57]

hahhahahha see thats what im sayin

 

[Hayden]

The Manhole? Jerking off at the gym? LOL..... nice use of irony.

Now I'm unsure whether you're actually straight or whether this is some subtle strategy to solicit more invitations for ass play?

 

[Cokecan]

NEEDS MOAR SURPRISE BUTTSECKS

 

[Mirage]

NEEDS MOAR SURPRISE BUTTSECKS

Love how you always have some cool picks to supplement your posts

 

[Angel77]

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Party on Wayne!

 

[emilyemilyemily]

i love you and this thread.

end.

 

[Angel77]

Whew....he's safe.

 

[Mitchell]

I have complete respect for anyone's sexual orientation, so long as they have respect for mine, but I will admit that I just got a PM from someone asking if I'm into M/M tickling. I politely told him no, and hope he will leave me alone.

I will say that threads like this can be antagonistic. A better title might have been something like "I have gay men soliciting me, and I'm not into such, so please leave me alone, and respect my sexual orientation choice."

Mitch

 

[BMoreTklr]

HIGH-LARIOUS!!!

 

[tkl-pen]

Bein a straight dude, I don't understand why it seems that about 60% of guys on here are constantly PMing me and asking for hot gay sex all the time. What is it with that? Just wonderin.

Its like this time last Saturday when I went out for some cocktails at this bar called The Man Hole, and I start dancing with this big dude with a mustache, and when we're in the restroom together later, he's all like, "Let me put it in your tushee," and I'm all like, "Whoa! What gave you the impression I would be into that?"

This happens to me like, literally, thirty times a week.

I'm just asking this objectively, what is it with all the gay homosexuals and their constant need to stick their fingers in me and fuck my mouth? It's like a guy can't even jerk off at the gym anymore without homos coming up to me and trying to bite my nipples and slap my face with their balls.

Can anyone explain this? Is there some predisposition to having your ass molested by homosexuals that I don't know about?

(the preceding message was brought to you by the concept of parody...) 😉

Maybe you're just too cute - but why would you be at a bar called "The Man Hole" dancing with some big dude with a mustache, if you're not gay. I'm surprised Rhiannon didn't pick up on that.

I also wonder about this pm stuff - I thought we were not allowed to pm other members asking for tickling (or other stuff) - mind you, I personally would never pm anyone to ask - and there's only one girl I have seen in 9 years of membership that I would even think of having a session with.

 

[emilyemilyemily]

I have complete respect for anyone's sexual orientation, so long as they have respect for mine, but I will admit that I just got a PM from someone asking if I'm into M/M tickling. I politely told him no, and hope he will leave me alone.

I will say that threads like this can be antagonistic. A better title might have been something like "I have gay men soliciting me, and I'm not into such, so please leave me alone, and respect my sexual orientation choice."

Mitch

you clearly did not read the fine print about this thread being a joke.

 

[Mitchell]

emily, my apologies. I've got bigger things to worry about than this thread, such as traveling 300 miles for my mom's latest cancer test tomorrow. I didnt give a lot of thought as to whether the thread was a joke or not, when I posted my reply.

Mitch

 

[Sandrock74]

My PM box is so unused that tumbleweeds blow through it. I kinda wish someone would send me a creepy PM or two, just so my box can see some action! 😱

 

[and86]

this made me snort-laugh.......not a pretty thing. funny thread tho!

 

[c7_assassin]

So, this has now been moved to the Humour forum. Probably inevitable, but as a joke it works better in the Tickling forum, next to the thread which inspired this parody.

Click here to see that odd thread: http://www.ticklingforum.com/showthread.php?t=181587

 

[sole seeker]

C7 - Irony is just lost on some folks. Your initial post isn't as funny as some of these replies... but the thread is worth the read.

My PM box is so unused that tumbleweeds blow through it. I kinda wish someone would send me a creepy PM or two, just so my box can see some action! 😱

LMAO! Your BOX is just cryin' out for action. Now that's funny!

Given the horny SOBs I've chatted with on this forum I'm surprised the damn thing's not on fire from overuse. All you gotta do around here to see some action is to show up and be willin'. You must live at the South Pole. It's the only reason I can think of you haven't been able to meet up with one of our horny 'ler or 'lee males.