The title of this post can refer to MANY, MANY things. But I am only going to refer to one particular topic that has baffled me since the dawn of time. WHY? Why do humans have this strange curiousity to "mingle" with wild and dangerous animals?
Do any of you know that I have an EXCELLENT relationship with all dangerous animals? I mean, we get along great! All the great cats, bears, and my personal favorite, sharks, love me and I love them. You know why? I DON'T FREAKIN MESS WITH THEM! My basic philosophy is this: I don't go to their "house", they don't come to mine. And we have lived in harmony ever since!
Now, I see television shows dedicated to studying these type of predators. I can understand if they're at a safe distance and study them. But to interact with them is simply amazing to me. I mean, I am on the edge of my seat, hoping that the animal attacks the person (usually a man) who decides to "cuddle" with the animal. Just the other day, I saw some guy playing with a PRIDE OF LIONS. Granted, the lions were on a wildlife reserve, but dammit, they are still lions. The guy was kissing them, hugging them, even wrestling with them. Now, why anyone would play wrestle with three MALE lions is beyond me. All it takes is this moron to roll over one of their legs by accident and cause pain, and he will be lion snack.
We have seen Steve Irwin. The man had a great personality and such, but damn, why are you messing with crocodiles and other dangerous stuff? There is nothing wrong with studying these animals from a nice safe distance.
Sharks are one of my favorite animals. They are graceful and their whole body design is cool. But when I see people who want to SWIM WITH GREAT WHITE SHARKS, I am at a loss for words. Nothing wrong with studying great white sharks from like 50 feet away or at least in a shark cage, but to swim with them with no cage, no shark suit, just an aqua lung is just a recipe for disaster. I do not pity the morons who get injured by messing with wild predators.
Remember the Siegfried and Roy tiger incident? People were saying that the tiger went "crazy". In the words of the comedian Chris Rock, "the tiger didn't go crazy! The tiger went tiger! The tiger went crazy when it was riding a bicycle and wearing a Hitler helmet!".
Back to sharks, I hope humans stop killing these animals. Leave them be. They have been around for a jillion years and no one in the ocean had a problem with them until humans showed up. Mankind has a bad habit of going into territories that aren't theirs and taking over.
So, can anyone explain to me why humans have this STUPID curiousity to "cuddle" with dangerous animals?
Do any of you know that I have an EXCELLENT relationship with all dangerous animals? I mean, we get along great! All the great cats, bears, and my personal favorite, sharks, love me and I love them. You know why? I DON'T FREAKIN MESS WITH THEM! My basic philosophy is this: I don't go to their "house", they don't come to mine. And we have lived in harmony ever since!
Now, I see television shows dedicated to studying these type of predators. I can understand if they're at a safe distance and study them. But to interact with them is simply amazing to me. I mean, I am on the edge of my seat, hoping that the animal attacks the person (usually a man) who decides to "cuddle" with the animal. Just the other day, I saw some guy playing with a PRIDE OF LIONS. Granted, the lions were on a wildlife reserve, but dammit, they are still lions. The guy was kissing them, hugging them, even wrestling with them. Now, why anyone would play wrestle with three MALE lions is beyond me. All it takes is this moron to roll over one of their legs by accident and cause pain, and he will be lion snack.
We have seen Steve Irwin. The man had a great personality and such, but damn, why are you messing with crocodiles and other dangerous stuff? There is nothing wrong with studying these animals from a nice safe distance.
Sharks are one of my favorite animals. They are graceful and their whole body design is cool. But when I see people who want to SWIM WITH GREAT WHITE SHARKS, I am at a loss for words. Nothing wrong with studying great white sharks from like 50 feet away or at least in a shark cage, but to swim with them with no cage, no shark suit, just an aqua lung is just a recipe for disaster. I do not pity the morons who get injured by messing with wild predators.
Remember the Siegfried and Roy tiger incident? People were saying that the tiger went "crazy". In the words of the comedian Chris Rock, "the tiger didn't go crazy! The tiger went tiger! The tiger went crazy when it was riding a bicycle and wearing a Hitler helmet!".
Back to sharks, I hope humans stop killing these animals. Leave them be. They have been around for a jillion years and no one in the ocean had a problem with them until humans showed up. Mankind has a bad habit of going into territories that aren't theirs and taking over.
So, can anyone explain to me why humans have this STUPID curiousity to "cuddle" with dangerous animals?





