Willy Wonka Quotes!

[Sunriseticklee]

How many of you were absolutely in love with the movie Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory? I was and am! Know all the songs and most of the script by heart....

In the spirit of school starting up for me again in a matter of hours, sort to speak... I wanted to get all the fun I could... before the bell rings and I am back to the world of dirty looks, runny noses and my favorite... DETENTION! So I sat in my new lonely townhome that I just moved into the day before yesterday... and in the midst of the boxes, books and bags... I snatched out my VCR and watched my favorite children's movie.... If you can call it that!

Cmon! What are some completely inappropiate things WONKA said that you didn't notice/get when you were a child, but when you saw Willy Wonka as an adult you were like... WHAT? And then laughed your ass off.

I need a smile! I'm in a new place.... 2 1/2 hours away from my family and I am all alone. 🙁 ... wait.... WOOHOO 🙂 😀

Here is one of mine... Remember Augustus Gloop... Eating from the chocolate river and then falling in?

Mrs. Gloop: (frantic) Don't just stand there! Do something!

Wonka: (bored) Help, police, murder.

Mrs. Gloop: he can't swim.

Wonka: no better time to learn.

Violet: he's blocking all the chocolate.
Well, what happens now?

WONKA: The pressure will get him out.
Terrific pressure is building up behind the blockage.
Oh, yes.

The suspense is terrible.
I hope it'll last.

How about.... "Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker!"

So tell me a quote.... SHARE SHARE my little tickle lovers!

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Sunriseticklee



"If you want to view paradise
Simply look around and view it
Anything you want to, do it
Want to change the world
There's nothing to it..."

 

[venray]

S.B.- "Wait a minute, what's all that small print there at at the bottom?
W.W- "Oh. If you have any problems dial information, thank you for calling."


A.G. - "Let me in, I'm starving!"
W.W. - "Don't lose your head, Augustus! We wouldn't want anyone to lose that, yet"


Mr. Salt- "What is this Wonka, some kind of funhouse?
W.W- "Why? Having fun?"


Mrs. TV- "LoompaLand?!? There's no such place."
W.W- "Excuse me, dear lady.."
Mrs. TV- "Mr. Wonka, I am a teacher of geography."
W.W- "Oh, then you know all about it."


Mr. Salt- "Scnozwangers? Vermicious Knids? What kind of rubbish is that?"
W.W- "I'm sorry, all questions must be submitted in writing."

 

[Sunriseticklee]

OOO OOO OOO!!!!!

*Raises hand frantically!*

I have so many... but that would ruin my fun of you all remembering them. Thanks Venray for the smiles... Heehee

C'mon everyone. Join in.....

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Sunriseticklee


OOMPA LOOMPA DOOMPADEE DAH

IF YOU'RE NOT GREEDY YOU WILL GO FAR

YOU WILL LIVE IN HAPPINESS TOO

LIKE THE OOMPA LOOMPA DOOMPADEE DO

 

[JPie1]

oh the memories!

How funny, this was always one of my favorites! I just bought a copy of the video for my 3 1/2 year old son and now he is watching it over and over. He walks around the house singing the oompa lommpa songs!


ummm...blueberries

Violet your turning violet !!

I want it now!!!


Thanks for the smile Sunrise!
JPie 😛

 

[Sunriseticklee]

Re: oh the memories!

ummm...blueberries

Violet your turning violet !!

I want it now!!!


Thanks for the smile Sunrise!
JPie 😛

Oh no... thank you JPie... Heehee... I knew I wasn't the only one who loved it!

More! More! More!
Sunriseticklee


THERE'S NO EARTHLY WAY OF KNOWING....
WHICH DIRECTION WE ARE GOING

THERE'S NO KNOWING WHERE WE'RE ROWING...
OR WHICH WAY THE RIVER'S FLOWING

IS IT RAINING? IS IT SNOWING? IS A HURRICANE A-BLOWING?

Not a speck of light is showing, so the danger must be growing

Are the fires of hell a glowing?

Is the grisly reaper mowing?

Yes! The danger must be growing

For the rowers keep on rowing

And they're certainly not showing

Any signs that they are slowing!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

I've always wanted to burst out and say that in the middle of class.... Scare the hades out of my students..... Yeah but I manage to do that on a daily basis so why try harder.... Heehee Muhahahahahaha!

 

[Daumantas]

Willy Wonka falls into the same general category as Lidsville, Land of the Lost and some other shows from around that time: a category I think of as "Shows that Are Kids' Shows But Are Really Psychedelic Acid Trip Shows."

NEVER watched Land of the Lost while stoned. It WILL freak you out.

 

[Sunriseticklee]

Willy Wonka falls into the same general category as Lidsville, Land of the Lost and some other shows from around that time: a category I think of as "Shows that Are Kids' Shows But Are Really Psychedelic Acid Trip Shows."

NEVER watched Land of the Lost while stoned. It WILL freak you out.

Thanks... I will try to follow your advise.... I don't know though... Sounds like fun.

Heehee

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Sunrisetickleee
(huh?)

 

[venray]

Mrs. TV- "Oooh, I think I'm gonna be sea sick."
W.W- "Here, try one of these."
Mrs. TV- "What is it?"
W.W "A rainbow drop. Suck it and you can spit in seven different colors."
Violet- "(picking her nose)Spitting's a dirty habit."
W.W- "I know a worse one."

 

[TMF Jeff]

I don't remember the exact phrasing, but I've always loved when they go into the little spacially distorted entryway and he says "You can't get out by going back the way we came, you have to go forward to go back."

 

[TklrJoe]

You get nothing! You lose! Good day, sir!

I SAID GOOD DAY!


The Wizard of Oz scared me a little the first time, but THIS movie... WOOF!



What is this, a freakout?!??!

 

[Shem the Penman]

Anyone who's got the movie on commercial video ... is there any truth to the story that they've cut out the boat scene, presumably because some of the images that flash in the background are too disturbing for kids? (Like the chicken getting its head cut off ... or that giant millipede ... ) I once talked with a British guy who had never seen that particular scene, because it was deleted over there.

I've also read that the DVD version has interviews with the actors who played the kids back then, and they say that no one told them what was going to happen on the boat -- so when they're freaking out in that scene, that isn't acting!

Anyway, great lines:

Wonka: We have so much time and so little to do. Wait a minute. Strike that. Reverse it.

Wonka: Invention, my dear friends, is 93% perspiration, 6% electricity, 2% evaporation, and 4% butterscotch ripple.
Mrs. Teavee: That's 105%!

Violet, you're turning violet, Violet!

 

[daddy]

Who is to blame?

THE MOTHER AND THE FATHER

(The ompaas sing after violets departure!!!!)

daddy

 

[Sunriseticklee]

Now seeeee... I knew ya'll could do it. Heeheehee

Ok... how about this, at the end. LOL When Charlie (I used to have a crush on a guy named Charlie... Several actually! Anybody here named Charlie? I'll probably fall in love with ya too! 😛 ) and Grandpa and Wonka are in the glass elevator.

WONKA: This one. Go ahead, Charlie.

CHARLIE: Me? (He pushes the button.)

WONKA: There it goes. Hold on tight. I'm not exactly sure

what's going to happen. Faster, faster . . . If we don't

pick up enough speed, we'll never get through.

CHARLIE: Get through what?

WONKA: Ah-ha!

GRANDPA JOE: You mean we're going . . .?

WONKA: Up and out!

GRANDPA JOE: But this roof is made of glass. It'll shatter

into a thousand pieces. We'll be cut to ribbons!

WONKA: Probably. Hold on, everybody. Here it comes.

Heehee! This sooo should have been a horror show.


Oh and by the way... Shem I do have the scary boat scene with the chicken losing its head, etc... on my video. That's strange that they cut it out. Heehee

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You know there are soooo much more!
Sunriseticklee


Patience, patience, little dear. Everything has to be in order. Everyone's signed? Yes. Good. On we go!
(opening lock) Ninety-nine . . . forty-four . . . one hundred percent pure.

 

[Sunriseticklee]

Re: YEAH baby!

Yeeeees!!!! My favorite scene in one of my favorite movies. God did I have a jones for Gene Wilder back then. ("I'm wet!! I'm hysterical and I'm wet!!" What can I say, I'm strange). 😛

Thanks Sunrise!!! 😀

PS: Speaking of kids' shows that went great with drugs, does anyone remember "Make A Wish" with Tom Chapin on ABC, Sunday mornings in the early 70s? He'd take one word, like "stone," and explore all its possible meanings. That show went great with Sara Lee crumb cakes and a little of whatever dog bit ya Saturday night. 😉

LMAOOOOOOO (and that's a lot of laughing! Heehee)
Oh my goodness! Now I loved Gene Wilder... But wow, was he even still alive when I was born? He was cute though. Not Sean Connery (now HE makes me wet!!!!!!!) *shivers* But he was cute.

And WOW! Hold up! I am only twenty-four so you and Daumantas are leaving me soooo confused. Heehee 😕 😛

And MTPJeff, Whoopee!.... I know exactly what scene you are talking about. I love it too! Heehee

MR. SALT: Uh, Wonka, there's some mistake here . . .

MIKE: There is no other door.

VERUCA: There's no way out!

WONKA: Well I know there's a door here someplace.

MRS. GLOOP: (screams)

MR. BEAUREGARDE: I don't like this, Wonka; I don't like it at all!

MR. SALT: Is this a trick or something, Wonka?

MRS. GLOOP: Help! Mr. Wonka, help! I'm getting squashed! Save me!

WONKA: Is it my soul that calls upon my name?

VERUCA: Let me out or I'll scream!

MRS. TEEVEE: Somebody's touching me.

MR. SALT: Now look here, Wonka . . .

WONKA: Excuse me, question time will come at the end of the

session. We must press on! Come along...come along... Ah, here we are.

MR. BEAUREGARDE: Oh, don't be a darn fool, Wonka; that's the way we came in.

WONKA: It is? Are you sure?

MR. SALT: We've just come through there.

WONKA: Huh. How do you like that?

VIOLET: It's all different . . .

WONKA: There we are . . .

MR. SALT: What is this, Wonka? Some kind of fun house?

WONKA: Why, having fun?

MRS. TEEVEE: I've had enough. I'm not going in there.

MR. BEAUREGADE: Come on, Violet, we're getting out of here.

WONKA: Oh, you can't get out backwards. You've gotta go

forwards to go back. Better press on.

(Ok... yeah I downloaded the script and did all the trivia when I was in college. Heehee! I wanted my students to perform it.... Then I was like... Screw it. They already have a ready made Charlie and the Chocolate Factory play. I'll use that! And I have!)

You are the best! As I rush offline and get ready for another day filled with fun educational strategies..... (old teachers talking about their experiences when I would rather work on my classroom!!!!!!!) I hope to see more WILLY WONKA CHAOS when I return. You have 8 hours.... NOW GO!

Heehee 😛
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Sunriseticklee


But Charlie . . . don't forget what happened to the man who suddenly got everything he always wanted.

CHARLIE: What happened?

WONKA: He lived happily ever after.

 

[Dave2112]

For some reason, when I was a kid, I could watch any kind of horror movie imaginable and not even raise an eyebrow. But this movie scared the shit out of me when I was five. Why? I still don't know.

Perhaps it was because it was the first (and still only major) movie to break one of Hollywood's unwritten rules: Little Kids Don't Die. And they all died horribly in the middle of a fantasy candy-land. There was such a diametric opposition between the imagery and the action that you never knew what to believe.

Now, however, it's just a trippy-fun acid-trip.😎

 

[TicklingDuo]

Well....I think you guys have gotten most of the good quotes before I got to this thread. LOVE that movie. Always have. I always thought (both as a kid and later) that Gene Wilder would make a great LER with all those looks of his. I used to have a recurring dream as a kid that I snuck into the chocolate factory and was captured. The oompa loompas would hold me down while Willie tickled tortured me to punish me for trespassing. Go figure! lol

Another fav exchange...

V - Daddy, I want one of those. I want an Oompa Loompa. And I want it now!

What a spoiled little brat she was! I've never watched that one stoned. Hmmmmmm.........

Ann

 

[Sunriseticklee]

Well....I think you guys have gotten most of the good quotes before I got to this thread. LOVE that movie. Always have. I always thought (both as a kid and later) that Gene Wilder would make a great LER with all those looks of his. I used to have a recurring dream as a kid that I snuck into the chocolate factory and was captured. The oompa loompas would hold me down while Willie tickled tortured me to punish me for trespassing. Go figure! lol

Another fav exchange...

V - Daddy, I want one of those. I want an Oompa Loompa. And I want it now!

What a spoiled little brat she was! I've never watched that one stoned. Hmmmmmm.........

Ann

I love being tickled... Don't get me wrong, but getting attacked by little people with orange faces while a bushy haired man with a stick poked and prodded at my body... would scare the HELL out of me. I probably would be scarred for life! Heehee!

But instead I had these reoccuring fantasies of a huge green angry man ripping off my roof and tickling me to tears... go figure! (Hulk)

Do you all remember this part with the man talking to his shrink?

I'm still having these dreams, doctor, and I still can't stop myself from believing them.

I've told you, Mr. Hofstedder, to believe in one's dreams is a manifestation of insanity. And the sooner you accept this, the sooner you'll get well.

But I dreamed the archangel appeared and whispered into my ear,
and told me where to find a golden Wonka ticket.

And what exactly did he say?

Well, what difference does that make? This was a dream, a fantasy.

Shut up and tell me where the ticket is!

Ahhhh such highjinks... I am going to miss you all when I am too tired to look at the site. A teacher's work is never done! I already have this line memorized for my students....

YOU DON'T KNOW? Of course you don't know! You don't know because only I know. If you knew and I didn't know, then you'd be teaching me instead of me teaching you.
And for a student to teach his teacher is presumptuous and rude.
Do I make myself clear?

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Sunriseticklee


So did you ALLL experiment with drugs when you were younger? Don't answer that.... Heehee ok... Do!

Who can take tomorrow
Dip it in a dream
Separate the sorrow
And collect up all the cream?

 

[BigJim]

" A little footling about, will keep you from going up the spout." (My personal motto that one! LOL)

"My dear old fish, go and boil your head!"

Gotta love Roald Dahl ain't ya?

 

[venray]

Oh well........

"I love being tickled... Don't get me wrong, but getting attacked by little people with orange faces while a bushy haired man with a stick poked and prodded at my body... would scare the HELL out of me. I probably would be scarred for life! Heehee! " Sunriseticklee....


Damn! I better see if I can return that costume before Halloween......

Ven

How about this instead......?......

 

[Sunriseticklee]

Re: Oh well........

"I love being tickled... Don't get me wrong, but getting attacked by little people with orange faces while a bushy haired man with a stick poked and prodded at my body... would scare the HELL out of me. I probably would be scarred for life! Heehee! " Sunriseticklee....


Damn! I better see if I can return that costume before Halloween......

Ven

How about this instead......?......

<center>What the HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!</center>

Do you want me to have nightmares tonight? You been sniffing that dye on that orange feather, haven't ya Luv? That is equally scary!

Now if you want to REALLY make me happy... Be him on halloween....

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*shivers* Mmmm... Good LORD! All I can tell Him is GOOD JOB!... All I can ask Him is ... Where can I get one.....

<center><I>Where is fancy bred--
In the heart or in the head?
Shall we roll on?
Thank you.</I></center>

Sigh... Oh well... It never hurts to ask. Until then...
Live, Laugh and TICKLE
Sunriseticklee


And if you can't get your balding hair to grow that long... You can be Sean Connery.... MMMM Aren't you both close in age? Heehee

And on that note.... This is probably the line that scared DAVE2112 the most. Heehee 😛


Well, well, well.
Two naughty, nasty little children gone,
Three good, sweet little children left.
Hurry, please. Long way to go yet.

Heehee... and my personal favorite...
<I>Oh. Wait a minute.
Must show you this--
Lickable wallpaper for nursery wall
Lick an orange. It tastes like an orange.
Lick a pineapple. It tastes like a pineapple.
Go ahead, try it.
Mmm, I got a plum.
Grandpa, this banana is fantaic.
It tastes so real.
Try some mor
The strawberries taste like strawberries.
The snozzberries taste like snozzberries.

Veruca:Snozzberries?
Whoever heard of a snozzberry?</I>

Wonka actually grabs her face while her tongue is still poking out and says my favorite line in the entire movie...

<I>We are the music makers,
And we are the dreamers of dreams.</I>

NOW THAT! Is something I will say to my students this year. See! I'm not all bad! Heehee

 

[BigJim]

If ya SMEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLELELELELELELAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!...what THE HULK!!!!.is tickling!

 

[Sunriseticklee]

Reply May Not Be Suitable For Young TIcklers!!!!

If ya SMEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLELELELELELELAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!...what THE HULK!!!!.is tickling!

BIG JIM.... Don't turn something on unless you have full intentions of turning it out... ooops I mean off again!

BAD!

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Sunriseticklee


MORE WONKA...
Up the airy mountain,
Down the rushing glen,
We dare not go a-hunting
For fear of little men.
You see...
Nobody ever goes in...
And nobody ever comes out!

Another Good Motto For My Class Room! In Fact! Hmmmm.......