Witty Things To Say During A Colonoscopy

[njjen3953]

"Could you write me a note for my wife, saying that my head is not,
in fact, up there?"

"You know, in some states, we're now legally married."

"You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out. You do the
Hokey Pokey..."

"Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!"

"Hey, Doc, let me know if you find my dignity."

"Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?"

"Deflector shields: Down!"

 

[sole seeker]

LMAO! Funny Jen, truely hillarious. Thanks for posting this one. (Walks off giggling and muttering "A note for my wife!")

 

[BettyBoop2002]

OMG! ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!! Oh my sides! LOL Thanks Jen🙂 God I hope I never have to have a colonoscopy! These are hilarious!!!!

 

[amk714]

Thanks, Jen! Those are so funny, I bet even the examining doctor would get a kick out of them. 😀

 

[guitman69]

I'm gonna have to send that to my Dad. He's just getting to the age where he has to have those done.

 

[SmileyTkls]

A few more things to say from Fletch : "Uh, using the whole fist there, Doc?", "Ever do time?"

Smiley,
awaiting his turn with much trepidation and some humor. 😀