WOMEN ARE EVIL BY NATURE
A sexy woman went up to the bar in a quiet pub...
She gestured alluringly to the bartender who approached her
immediately. She seductively signaled that he should bring
his face closer to hers. As he did, she gently caressed his
full beard. "Are you the manager?" she asked, softly
stroking his face with both hands.
"Actually,no," he replied.
"Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him," she said,
running her hands beyond his beard and into his hair. "I'm
afraid I can't," breathed the bartender. "Is there anything
I can do?" "Yes. I need for you to give him a message," she
continued, running her forefinger across the bartender's
lips and slyly popping a couple of her fingers into his
mouth and allowing him to suck them gently. "What should I
tell him?" the bartender managed to say. "Tell him," she
whispered, "there's no toilet paper, hand soap, or paper
towels in the ladies room."
A sexy woman went up to the bar in a quiet pub...
She gestured alluringly to the bartender who approached her
immediately. She seductively signaled that he should bring
his face closer to hers. As he did, she gently caressed his
full beard. "Are you the manager?" she asked, softly
stroking his face with both hands.
"Actually,no," he replied.
"Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him," she said,
running her hands beyond his beard and into his hair. "I'm
afraid I can't," breathed the bartender. "Is there anything
I can do?" "Yes. I need for you to give him a message," she
continued, running her forefinger across the bartender's
lips and slyly popping a couple of her fingers into his
mouth and allowing him to suck them gently. "What should I
tell him?" the bartender managed to say. "Tell him," she
whispered, "there's no toilet paper, hand soap, or paper
towels in the ladies room."
Disgusting, but funny. 
