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2nd Level Indigo Feather
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Women! Who can figure 'em? 
I spent $5,000 on a boob job for the wife. She was delighted. I spent another $2,000 on a nose job for her. She was ecstatic. I spent $2,000 on liposuction for her and she couldn't thank me enough! But I spend 50 bucks on a blowjob for myself and she goes fucking nuts! Women, I can't figure them out!
A woman in labor is screaming profanities at her husband from her hospital bed. He says, "Hey, don't blame me! I wanted to stick it in your ass but NOOOO, you said that might hurt!"
A mother in law said to her son's wife when their baby was born: "I don't mean to be rude but he doesn't look anything like my son." The daughter-in-law lifted her skirt and said: "I don't mean to be rude either, but this is a pussy, not a f**king photo-copier."
Little kid catches his mum and dad having sex. He says, "What are you doing?" His father says, "We are making you a little brother." The boy answers, "Why don't you do it doggy style, and make me a puppy!"
I spent $5,000 on a boob job for the wife. She was delighted. I spent another $2,000 on a nose job for her. She was ecstatic. I spent $2,000 on liposuction for her and she couldn't thank me enough! But I spend 50 bucks on a blowjob for myself and she goes fucking nuts! Women, I can't figure them out!
A woman in labor is screaming profanities at her husband from her hospital bed. He says, "Hey, don't blame me! I wanted to stick it in your ass but NOOOO, you said that might hurt!"
A mother in law said to her son's wife when their baby was born: "I don't mean to be rude but he doesn't look anything like my son." The daughter-in-law lifted her skirt and said: "I don't mean to be rude either, but this is a pussy, not a f**king photo-copier."
Little kid catches his mum and dad having sex. He says, "What are you doing?" His father says, "We are making you a little brother." The boy answers, "Why don't you do it doggy style, and make me a puppy!"
