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Words of wisdom

"An odd number of socks always come out of the dryer."
-Murphy's Law of the Laundry
 
A Chinese saying: Man who fight with woman during day, will get no piece at night.
 
"One time I hired a monkey to take notes for me in class.
I would just sit there with my mind a complete blank while the monkey scribbled on little pieces of paper.
At the end of the week the teacher said, "Class, I want you to write a paper using your notes."
So I wrote a paper that said "Hello, my name is Bingo. I like to climb on things. Can I have a banana? Eek eek."
I got an F. When I told my Mom about it she said "I told you never trust a monkey!"
The end. " ahh the wisdom of Brak
 
To be happy in this life, you have to be able to distinguish between an annoyance and a real problem.
 
The probability that somebody is watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action. 😛
 
if you are a one armed man hanging from a tree do not wave to walkers by or bad things will come to light.
 
ticklingnemesis said:
If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.
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Just remember that when you point your finger at someone, there are three fingers pointing back at you. (I'll bet that the people who are reading this are checking their fingers :jester:).
 
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