Words of wisdom

[goddess_nemesis]

If you can’t beat your computer at chess, try kickboxing.

 

[milagros317]

The only defense against a thermonuclear bomb is not to be there when it goes off.

 

[goddess_nemesis]

If you dig a hole for someone else, you'll fall into it. ~ Hungarian Proverb

 

[milagros317]

If you dig a hole for someone else, you'll fall into it. ~ Hungarian Proverb

American version, 19th century:

He dug a hole,
He dug it deep,
He dug it for his brother.

Through his sin
He did fall in
The hole he dug for t'other.

 

[goddess_nemesis]

If you marry a monkey for his wealth, the money goes and the monkey remains as is. ~ Egyptian Proverb

 

[ikaiyoo]

Love is a condition in which the happiness of another person is essential to your own.

 

[goddess_nemesis]

Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

 

[tickmankyle1]

don't try to drive in a driveway and park in a parkway

 

[tickmankyle1]

don't try to drive in a drive way and park in a parkway

 

[wishfoot88]

"assume everyone in the world is an absolute c**t and be pleasantly surprised when to find someone who isn't"

heard it on a film.
when i was at school it was my rule of thumb.

yes, i know
i'm pretty fucked up.

 

[milagros317]

If you spend your life trying to avoid the mistakes that your father made, then you'll probably make the mistakes that your grandfather made.

 

[Ticklemmmeeeeee]

If you love something set it free, if it comes back....kill it!

 

[milagros317]

It better to have loved and lost, much better. 😛

 

[goddess_nemesis]

If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before.

 

[wishfoot88]

more than two shakes and its playing with yourself

 

[tickmankyle1]

if you got a patch kit for your girl she is not real

 

[goddess_nemesis]

Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves for they shall never cease to be amused.

 

[milagros317]

Sure you trust your mother, but cut the cards anyway. 😀

 

[ikaiyoo]

Wisdom doesn't necessarily come with age. Sometimes age just shows up all by itself.
Tom Wilson

 

[milagros317]

Youth is wasted on the young. 😀

 

[kered]

A bird in the hand could poop on you.

 

[milagros317]

It is better to have loved and lost. Much better. 😀

 

[goddess_nemesis]

Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.

 

[milagros317]

If 100 items are sent to you in the mail, then the only one that will get lost is a check. 😀

 

[goddess_nemesis]

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.