Words of wisdom

[milagros317]

If you think that everything is going perfectly, then you have been misinformed. 😀

 

[goddess_nemesis]

Remember, pain is nature's way of reminding you who's in charge.

 

[Bugman]

Friends are not always what they seem to be.🙁

 

[goddess_nemesis]

There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives.

 

[milagros317]

"If a man is giving you a problem, just remember, 'no man, no problem.'"
(Attributed to Joseph Stalin.)

 

[goddess_nemesis]

Don't skinny dip with snapping turtles.

 

[milagros317]

Don't look a gift horse in the mouth. It might bite. 😀

 

[Artoo]

The world is round. (cheap advice for the lost )

 

[goddess_nemesis]

When the only tool you own is a hammer, every problem begins to look like a nail.

 

[milagros317]

Colleges are great repositories of knowledge. That's because the faculty keeps bringing knowledge in and the students take away hardly any when they leave. 😛 😛

 

[goddess_nemesis]

"Have no fear of perfection. You’ll never reach it." - Salvador Dali

 

[milagros317]

Never challenge a horse to a pissing contest. 😀

 

[goddess_nemesis]

Eat a live toad in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you for the rest of the day.

 

[milagros317]

As long as you are still alive, you can still be punished.

 

[goddess_nemesis]

Never pee on an electric fence.

 

[milagros317]

Never give a sucker an even break. -W.C. Fields

 

[goddess_nemesis]

Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.

 

[milagros317]

Nobody every won a war by dying for his country. The way you win is by making that other son of a bitch die for his. -General George Patton

 

[goddess_nemesis]

Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse.

 

[milagros317]

The cover-up is what gets you caught, not the original crime.

 

[wishfoot88]

what you give on earth, you get a 100 times in heaven.....
heard it on a film....

 

[milagros317]

A slip of the lip sinks many a ship.

 

[wishfoot88]

coughs and sneezes spread diseases!

 

[milagros317]

A truly wise person knows how ignorant we all are.

 

[goddess_nemesis]

"When they discover the center of the universe, a lot of people will be disappointed to discover they are not it." ~ Bernard Bailey