Worst Thing I Ever Did On Halloween

[Neutron]

This is one of the few things in my life I've ever wished I could take back.

When I was in the Navy I lived in Vallejo Ca for a couple years. I was based on a Nuclear Submarine which did "Special Projects" for the USN. Our schedule was pretty regular, and it needn't be said special projects sailors were quite an arrogant group. Myself and a few other guys rented a big house near Vallejo, not to live in, but to have a place to party, and to take women to.

Halloween night we're having a big party. We'd just gotten back from a mission so we were blowing off some steam. Next thing you know there's a knock on the door, Lo and behold Trick Or Treaters. We had no candy, so we gave the first group of kids some money, then sent them on their way. No one wanted to leave to get candy because we had these smoking ass local ladies over for some tricking and treating. (For guys like Blackmoondoll, REDONDO and Mitchell that's code for getting fucked). The ladies of course felt maybe we should provide candy for the younguns so we told them we had some in our cars (when in fact we didn't). My friends kept the ladies occupied while I filled some baggies up with ice cubes, then put the baggies in a bunch of brown lunch bags. Every kid who came to our place thought they were getting these HUGE bags of candies, and of course the ladies thought we were quite the group of guys and later on treated our everlasting GobStoppers appropriately.

It wasn't until the last group of kids (teenagers) came through that anyone realized we weren't handing out candy. They smiled like hell when they got these lunchbags full of "candy" then as I was closing the door I heard "Hey those fuckers gave us bags of ice" (DAMN lucky Pink Floyd was playing REAL loud).

Next day, our cars were covered with soap, toilet paper was everywhere, and someone had chunked some eggs through the open windows of my car. We were pretty sure it was the last group of kids and I can't say I blame them (In fact none of us went looking for them we all felt sort of sheepish). Then again, I've always hoped maybe I was nailing one of their mothers or sisters that night.


Tron

 

[naveltkltr1350]

you are a sick man tron.

 

[venray]

Worst Thing I Ever Did On Halloween ........ reading this post...🙄

 

[Neutron]

Hey...

Want to hear some real sick stuff I did when I was in the Submarine Navy?

Tron

 

[venray]

Happy Halloween, Mike......😀

 

[Neutron]

Happy Halloween To You Ray..

I gave out almost 300 dollars worth of candy tonight so I'm pumped!.

Tron

 

[venray]

We never get that many kids any more.....

(and in answer to you WTF...who the heck knows??? )

 

[Neutron]

I Live In A Good Halloween Neighborhood

About every house decorates, there's lots of kids. Lots of candy. And oodles of MILFS.

When I move out I'll miss it!

Tron

 

[steph]

TP the neighbors houses, hey shoot me, I was mega square! 😛

XOXO

 

[giantfan121262]

We did our standard toilet paper and shaving cream sagas with a little soap to boot. I'd even hit my own car to cover my ass. If you asked me what was the worst thing that ever happened to me, it was when we soaped the windows of a local lunchonette. We were going full force and the owner of the store happens to be walking his dog. When he yelled, we all bolted. Well I guess the owner recongnized me and he calls my house and my mother answers. My mother grabbed me, drove my up to the store, and spent hours cleaning the soap with gasoline. It wasn't till 1 AM that it was done to his satisfaction. To add insult to injury, I had to listen to a lecture on the ride home. Just fucking shoot me already, please!! 😀

 

[Mitchell]

I got chased with a hose once on Halloween. I was about 9, and my friend and I who were trick or treating together, (Without our parents, because it was a small neighborhood) decided to go around swiping pumpkins off doorsteps, and smash them all over. (It was a trick I learned from reading an old Judy Blume book at the time) So, anyway, being the arrogant little idiots we were, we first had swiped a pumpkin off this house, smashed it on the doorstep, and then had the nerve to go back to the house, ring the bell, and ask for candy. As we stood there, my friend said to the house owner:" Oh, too bad sir, someone smashed your pumpkin" Then, after he got the candy and we were walking away from the house, my friend yelled:" We did it, we did it!" and we started running away. The owner ran out on his lawn, grabbed his garden hose, yelled:"Arrogant little shits!" and turned it on, blasting freezing cold water in our direction. Luckily, we got away, and didnt get blasted, and since it was a couple of streets away, he never found us, and our parents didnt find out. That was the last time I ever did something like that.
Another Halloween story. (Neutron is going to love this, seeing as how he thinks so highly of me) One time I was in Florida, and I was walking with my family, grandparents, aunts, and my parents in a shopping center down there. Suddenly, this car with several kids drives by and they threw an egg right in my face! As they were speeding off, my grandfather yelled:" You stupid fuckers!" to them, but no one ever caught up to them. I can remember feeling pretty ill as I went into the bathroom to wash my face off, seeing as having raw egg on your face literally isnt a pleasant thing.
So, those are my halloween stories. As I recall, the incident where I was egged happened after the pumpkin smashing incident, perhaps a year or two later. Maybe it was the man upstairs getting even with me for smashing all those pumpkins.

Mitch

 

[sole seeker]

LMAO! Some of these are hillarious. That last post reminded me of this.

When I was about 14 years old I was walking around with a couple of friends to escort their younger brothers and sister who were trick or treating. We got to one old guy's house and he basically told us to get lost. (You're never to young to learn about "big city attitude!") He closed the door and we left.

Me and one of my buddys came back much later, after we'd taken the younger guys home. We were each carrying a raw egg. I was out at the edge of this guy's yard when I threw my egg as hard as I could at his front door.

I guess he was watching for us to come back, although you can bet we didn't see him looking out at us. Anyway he opened his front door to yell something nasty at us just as the egg got there. That little white orb whipped right past his body to smack loudly against the living room wall behind him. (This throw was one in a million. I couldn't have done it on purpose for a truck-load of cash.)

Good thing we were young and fast and he was old and slow. The upshot is we got away and he didn't know who we were or where we lived.

 

[The Pianist]

It wasn't until the last group of kids (teenagers) came through that anyone realized we weren't handing out candy. They smiled like hell when they got these lunchbags full of "candy" then as I was closing the door I heard "Hey those fuckers gave us bags of ice" (DAMN lucky Pink Floyd was playing REAL loud).

Next day, our cars were covered with soap, toilet paper was everywhere, and someone had chunked some eggs through the open windows of my car. We were pretty sure it was the last group of kids and I can't say I blame them (In fact none of us went looking for them we all felt sort of sheepish). Then again, I've always hoped maybe I was nailing one of their mothers or sisters that night.

Not that I support your wierd holiday in slightest (am still quite thankful Holloween hasn't caught on here in Australia)... I think that was an awesome thing to do. I mean isn't the whole point of it that kids come around to your door and give you a choice? "Trick or Treat" yeah? Never let anyone make you feel guilty about giving a spoilt bunch of kids the other option. 😛 Its not your fault if they can't hack a harmless joke.