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Would You Survive?

Left: Iphone 4s
Right: Laptop mouse
Song: Hey Superstar by Madina Lake

Well...yea.....
 
a spoon and a knife. Alas, it's a butter knife, and one does not use the butter knife in such circumstances. One uses an array of vehicle-mounted cannons and grenade launchers, before taking tea.
 
To my left is a magic wand. To my right is Captain Morgan Black.

LET'S DO THIS!
 
So... my netbook mouse... and I was going for my metal-shod flashlight, but I grabbed a can of coloured plaster instead.

Bonus point: last song/vid I heard/watched was Mazinger Z's battle theme.
But in my mind I was playing the intro theme from Alternate Reality.

This is going to be fun.
 
On my left: scissors. On my right: pants. I'll need to get in close for some stabbing. Or smack them with pant legs.
 
I wanna know if this forum will survive this spam attack!

LOL

10 pages of spam! shit!
 
On the left: a box of ravenous, zombie eating rats. On the right, a box of marijuana joints with several lighters. Its gonna take a while.
 
Hand axe to my right and a machete to my left, i've already prepared for this eventuality far beyond weapons... God I'm such a nerd 🙂
 
On my right, my keys. On my left, my Swiss Army knife, the mini tool-box one with the tiny blade. In my head, 'Toumast' by Tinariwen.

Anybody need me to tighten their eyeglasses, unscrew their external HDD enclosures or something, before I get pwnd by the undead?
 
I think I'll be just fine.

I got this and a trash can. I think I'll leave the trashcan behind.

(The lighter in the picture is for determining the size of the weapon.)

http://imgur.com/IF700uu

Edit: Also, song. Ke$ha's "Tik Tok" has been stuck in my head thanks to a conversation I had today.
 
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To my left, my belt. To the right, a large glass port jar with change in it. I suppose I could always try and give them a Chelsea Grin? :blink

As for music, Papa Roach's 'Kick In The Teeth'. Maybe not the best, but definitely not the worst of things to get eaten by a zombie to, I suppose.
 
I believe garbriellllllk is the most well prepared theater member for the upcoming apocalypse. Maybe.
 
He sure damn is. I want to know his secrets, so I visited his link to help myself prepare.

I installed the enclosed survival package, oh boy!

I don't speak a word of Russian.

I have no Anti-Virus.

My body is ready.
 
A can of Monster and a pack of dental floss, clean mint.

Whats with all these members with "weapons" just laying out on their desks.
 
I have a graph paper composition book and an XFINITY key chain bottle opener. The last song I listened to was the theme from Shaft. You damn right!

Yep, I'm ready.
 
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I have a PS3 controller (with a cord!) and a ceramic dinner plate...

Can anyone say "Mace and Shield"?... Yeah, I think I stand a fighting chance...:lol
 
I have a PS3 controller (with a cord!) and a ceramic dinner plate...

Can anyone say "Mace and Shield"?... Yeah, I think I stand a fighting chance...:lol

Fasten a bit of duct tape to the back of the plate and you've got yourself a handle. Use some extra tape for a small soup bowl on the front of it, and there you have a buckler.

+4 Defense
10% chance of counter-attack
 
It seems that here are a few warriors ready for battle

*looking around* Ok I have my.. pillow and a cup of orange juice on the other side, I hope that zombies really hate oranges and feathers xD
 
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