Wow. Chinese restaurants are getting lazy!

[Adam]

This was the actual message from a fortune cookie that I cracked open earlier this evening...

"You may be hungry soon: order a takeout now."

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Come again? Wow. Way to tell me I need to come on back and order more food! Well, at least it still had the lotto numbers on the back.

 

[alchemy]

At least it didn't say

"Don't eat the food at this restaurant"

 

[RobAce]

Or it could have said:

"Help, they put me in the steamer. Call the police."

Worst of all, it could have said...

"Meow meow meow meow, meow meow meow meow, meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow."

Rob

 

[Homer28]

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[meangry]

Listen to the fortune cookie for it is wise.

 

[Fluffie]

I have had two interesting fortune cookies in my day, both legit:

"Come back later, this fortune cookie is sleeping"

"You broke me in half, you heartless fiend. I'll tell you nothing!"

Fortune cookies are neat :3