YAR!! Pirate jokes!!

[Intoxiphilia]

God there's so many I don't know where to start....yeah, they're bad, I know 😛
What's wrong with the way pirates speak?
ARRRRticulation!!
What's a pirate's favorite place to eat?
ARRRRby's
What do pirates play their tapes with?
VCARRRRRS
Ok, enough with the "ARRR" jokes...that could go on forever...

I pirate walk into a bar with a steering wheel in his pants. So the bartender's like "Uh, are you aware you have a steering wheel in your pants?" and the pirate responds, "Yar, I know! It's drive'n me nuts!!"....roflcopters

How does a pirate quit smoking?
They use the patch

blah...enough of this foolishness
someone submit more if they have any funny ones

 

[goddess_nemesis]

Here's a couple (if they're funny, you decide):

What do pirates and gangsters have in common?
They both say "Yo Ho"!

Why couldn't the pirates play cards?
The captain was standing on the deck!

Where does a pirate go to college ?
HARRRVARRRD!

 

[TKpervert]

all bad .. bad .. bad .. very very bad ... ok the nuts ...

rest bad... real real bad.

but I can offer nothing better..

 

[EBunbury]

What kinds of suits do pirates wear?

Arrrrmani!

 

[tulipangel]

Here's a couple (if they're funny, you decide):

What do pirates and gangsters have in common?
They both say "Yo Ho"!

Why couldn't the pirates play cards?
The captain was standing on the deck!

Where does a pirate go to college ?
HARRRVARRRD!

LMAO!!!!!!!!! I LOVE THESE!!!!!!!!!!!!