yet snother blonde joke

[steph]

A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a woman police officer who was also a blonde.

The blonde cop asked to see the blonde driver's license. She dug through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated.

'What does it look like?' she finally asked.

The policewoman replied , 'It's square and it has your picture on it.'

The driver finally found a square mirror in her purse , looked at it and handed it to the policewoman. 'Here it is , ' she said.

The blonde officer looked at the mirror , then handed it back saying , OK , you can go. I didn't realize you were a cop.'

 

[General Zod]

A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a woman police officer who was also a blonde.

The blonde cop asked to see the blonde driver's license. She dug through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated.

'What does it look like?' she finally asked.

The policewoman replied , 'It's square and it has your picture on it.'

The driver finally found a square mirror in her purse , looked at it and handed it to the policewoman. 'Here it is , ' she said.

The blonde officer looked at the mirror , then handed it back saying , OK , you can go. I didn't realize you were a cop.'

Good one Steph

 

[lzamora]

a blonde walked into a hair salon. She requested a hair cut. Noticing that the blonde had a pair of headphones on the stylist asked her to remove them. The Blode replied, "No, I need to keep them on," The stylist said, "If you dont take them off I cant give you a hair cut." so the blode removed them. 30 seconds later the blonde collapsed on the floor. Wondering what the importance of the head phones were the stylist picked them up. Throught the speaker a voice was heard saying, "breathe in, breathe out."

 

[milagros317]

LMAO 😛
Good one, Steph. 😀

 

[drewskee]

😀😀😀