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yo mama!!

Oh, hell, no.

Your mother is so dirty, that one day when she was walking around, she was wearing a black sweater. When someone stopped her and said "Omg, I love your black sweater!" she was puzzled, and replied "What? Black?". And theeen all of these fleas suddenly jumped off of the WHITE sweater.

I went there.
 
Oh I know you di'nt!

Yo mama is so dumb she's STILL waiting for them to film a Titanic 2.
 
Ahahaha.

You lil' hoe!

Your mother is so stupid, she thought that Hamburger Helper came with a person.
 
haha
ayte i see how its gona be

Yo mama's clothes so ugly it looks like a goodwill threw up on her!
 
Ha!

😛
Yo mama so stinky when she died and had to go somewhere God said, no way and Satan said HELL no!
 
Yo mama's so poor, I went over your house and asked where the bathroom was. She said "Pick a spot". 😀
 
cool it you two... yo mama's so fat her pictures are panoramic, "dont move or you'll mess up the photo!!"
 
Yo mama's so skinny, she turned sideways and disappeared. 😀
 
Your mom is so skinny she can pick the keyhole wiht her finger.
 
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Yo mama's so hairy, the only language she speaks is Wookie
 
Yo mama's like a squirrel...she always got a pair of nuts in her mouth
 
yo mama's so dumb, she thought Tupac Shakur was a Jewish holiday
 
yo mama's like a shotgun, one cock and she's ready to blow
 
yo mama's so fat, her belt size is "BITCH, LOSE SOME WEIGHT!" 😀
 
Yo mama's so dumb, she got locked in a grociery store and almost starved to death
 
Yo mama's so fat, she put on a pair of BVDs and when she took them off they said BOULEVARD.
 
Yo mama's armpits so hairy, it looks like she got buckwheat in a headlock
 
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Yo mama is so dumb, she got locked in the bathroom and wet herself
 
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