You know that you're going to have a BAD DAY when..............

[paracarl44]

You set your alarm clock for the PM instead of the AM.

 

[milagros317]

... you get a phone message to call your doctor about the biopsy results.

 

[paracarl44]

You turn the thermostat up and find that the furnace isn't working. (TRUE STORY).

 

[milagros317]

... one of your favorite websites causes your computer to freeze up.

 

[thetmfobserver]

...you stumble into the bathroom, yet miss the toilet.

 

[Angel77]

You wake up with a headache.

 

[paracarl44]

You have to chisel the frost off of all your car windows.

 

[Angel77]

You start it off by seeing a stupid message from Fed Ex.

 

[Gothika]

you wake up with yur kidney missing lol

 

[milagros317]

... you wake up with a bloody cadaver next to you in bed.

 

[paracarl44]

You wake up with a horse head in your bed.

 

[AmishTickler]

You wake up with a sore throat.

 

[Angel77]

You puke in your lap while on the highway.

 

[r4j20c67]

You go outside to start your car and it's not there.

 

[Angel77]

You can't ever stay asleep. Like, ever.

 

[Gothika]

u accidently stick your finger in the toaster instead of the toast

 

[paracarl44]

You wake up sneezing and blowing your nose because you are catching a cold.

 

[isabeau]

Your cat poops on the living room carpet...grr

 

[paracarl44]

Your cat coughs up a fur ball on the living room carpet.

 

[Kittycupcake]

....You spend a full ten minutes looking for your phone before realising you've been talking on it the whole time

 

[milagros317]

... you are awakened by a phone call at 6am and it's a wrong number.

 

[Angel77]

You fall outside and flash your undies to the smoke break folks.

 

[AmishTickler]

you wake up with a stiff neck.

 

[paracarl44]

Your glasses fell off the nightstand and are hard to find.

 

[tickleshotel]

You have coffee filters but no coffee