You know your dog owns you when....

[giantfan121262]

The studs on his collar are failiy heirlooms

Her chew toys are made by Gucci

You claim her as a dependent on your taxes

You talk baby talk to your dog

You pretend to be blind so you can take her into stores

she has more sweaters than you

You have spent more than an hour trying to decide what picture to use for your computer's screensaver

You send your Christmas cards with her name on them.

You go to great length to salvage her chew toys

You own thousands of tennis balls but no racket.

You choose your bank because the teller give your dog treats at the drive thru window.

You are overly quiet when your dog takes a nap.

You have attended separation anxiety seminars at your doggy day care more than once

You ask yourself, "What will my dog do?" when pondering an important decision.

You take cooking classes to spice up your dogs meal.

You check your horoscope every day

You attend confession when you even look at another dog

You leave the toilet seat up.

You throw a ball, and yopu end up by chasing it.

She takes up more space on the bed than you do.

You don't have a garbage disposal because your dog likes the scraps

People won't ride in your car because the seats are covered with dog hair

Your most important decision when buying close is how much dog hair will be noticed.

You install A/C in the doghouse while your only cooling is a ceiling fan.

You celebrate her birthday seven times a year.


Just thought I'd add some humor to the board. I got this from a book I got when I was picking up some pet suppliers at the local pet shop. I have to admit, I am guilty on more than one count.

 

[Celtic_Emperor]

Those are cute. I pamper my little chiquaqua, so I found this list funny. 😀

 

[giantfan121262]

I pamper my dog also. There are a ton more things I coull have added to this list, but I was on the verge of falling a sleep when I originally posted this.

 

[isabeau]

omg i am guilty of some of these same things with my sweet cat.... so it applies to cat owners as well. she is definitely the queen in our house and knows it also.

isabeau

ps she is our baby....

 

[giantfan121262]

omg i am guilty of some of these same things with my sweet cat.... so it applies to cat owners as well. she is definitely the queen in our house and knows it also.

isabeau

ps she is our baby....

She is my first born and one of my three children.

 

[drew70]

My dogs own me lock stock and barrel. Especially Shelby.

 

[Scouse]

This one made me giggle. We have had a cat for the last 9 years,and those 9 years have been a living hell for the males in the house. Only the best catfoods are allowed and when ive tried to feed her something else she just looks at me like im retarded. She has her own leather chair,which was my mothers but if the cat is sleeping my mum will sit somewhere else. Even though this cat uses every bed,chair and window sill as a toilet,shes given chicken flavoured treats on a daily basis.
Recently, my mum was in hospital, while my dad and I survived on bacon butties and cheap noodles, Kitty still gets best. And every day when we went to see her,the first question was never about the condition of the house,family members or how we were eating....NO!

"has the cats tray been cleaned"

WOMEN!...oh, and CATS!