You Know You're From or in the South When

[porcelaindoll2]

You know you're from or in the south when your local pizzeria also serves fried chicken and biscuits.

 

[Gothika]

you can find deep fryed candy lol

 

[!0Arepairer]

What are you discussing, lols?

 

[paracarl44]

When you order toast but get biscuits instead.

 

[porcelaindoll2]

When your high school gives you an excused absence for the first Fri. of Deer season.

 

[Gothika]

when even the deer carry guns

 

[texastickler]

When losing your front teeth is a badge of honor.

 

[paracarl44]

When there is a statue of a Confederate General in the town square.

 

[texastickler]

When one out of every three cars has a horn that plays dixie.

 

[Gothika]

u fry your pizza instead of bake it

 

[porcelaindoll2]

You see a ton of trucks with confederate flag stickers on them.

 

[paracarl44]

You see a Confederate Flag flying from a State Capital.

 

[porcelaindoll2]

Girls wear those shirts that say Dixie girls are sweet as apple pie and the apple pie on the shirt has a confederate flag on the pie crust.

 

[paracarl44]

Us Yankees need a translator.

 

[porcelaindoll2]

Y'all is a commonly used word.

 

[Gothika]

you drink hot sause by the gallon

 

[porcelaindoll2]

You justify the use of ain't by saying it is in the dictionary.

 

[paracarl44]

You hear ya all instead of youins.

 

[Gothika]

when snow shuts down the whole state

 

[paracarl44]

When they drive the speed limit with ice on the road.

 

[Some1Getme]

When you have to stop for cow crossings

 

[paracarl44]

When you have to follow a piece of farm machinery for several miles down a two lane road.

 

[Some1Getme]

When you have to follow a piece of farm machinery for several miles down a two lane road.

I do that a lot lol

When you go up north and can't understand anything they say

 

[paracarl44]

Where they pronounce eggs as aigs.

 

[CD216]

... When you can buy Everclear legally.