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You Know You're Getting Old When...

You know that you're getting old when you remember the time when first class postage was 3¢. :grandpa:
 
You know you're getting old when you remember TV signoffs with the national anthem anywhere between 1 and 3 am, and TV signons back again with the national anthem about 5 to 6 am, every night, 365 nights a year
 
You know that you're getting old when half of your junk mail is advertisements for prepaid funerals. :grandpa:
 
You know that you're getting old when most people are younger than you are.
 
You know that you're getting old when half of your junk mail is advertisements for gated retirement communities. :grandpa:
 
You know that you're getting old when you wake up with aches and pains.
 
You know that you're getting old when you have a grandnephew who is in college. :grandpa:
 
You know that you're getting old when athletes are younger than you.
 
You know that you're getting old when you remember black-and-white television sets with no remote and only channels 2 to 13. :grandpa:
 
You know that you're getting old when you remember all the shows when they originally aired when they are coming back now 20-30+ years later.
 
You know that you're getting old when you remember rotary-dial telephones that came in only one color, black. :grandpa:
 
You know that you're getting old when you remember all the shows when they originally aired when they are coming back now 20-30+ years later.
 
You know that you're getting old when you are going away for the weekend and it takes you half an hour to organize the pills you will take with you. :grandpa:
 
You know that you're getting old when you fall asleep watching t.v.
 
You know that you're getting old when you remember when NYC subway tokens were 15¢. :grandpa:
 
You know that you're getting old when you you can't eat solid foods anymore.
 
You know that you're getting old when you remember the time when first class postage was 3¢. :grandpa:
 
You know that you're getting old when you remember not having a cell phone.
 
You know that you're getting old when half of your junk mail is advertisements for prepaid funerals. :grandpa:
 
You know that you're getting old when you remember not having a cell phone.
 
You know that you're getting old when half of your junk mail is advertisements for gated retirement communities. :grandpa:
 
You know that you're getting old when you see some gray hairs.
 
You know that you're getting old when you have a grandnephew who is in college. :grandpa:
 
You know that you're getting old when you see some gray hairs.
 
You know that you're getting old when you remember black-and-white television sets with no remote and only channels 2 to 13. :grandpa:
 
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