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You Know You're Getting Old When...

You know that you're getting old when you are going away for the weekend and it takes you half an hour to organize the pills you will take with you. :grandpa:
 
You know that you're getting old when most people are younger than you are.
 
You know that you're getting old when you remember when NYC subway tokens were 15¢. :grandpa:
 
You know that you're getting old when you remember not having a cell phone.
 
You know that you're getting old when you remember the time when first class postage was 3¢. :grandpa:
 
You know that you're getting old when your ear hair grows faster than the hair on your head.
 
You know that you're getting old when half of your junk mail is advertisements for prepaid funerals. :grandpa:
 
You know that you're getting old when you forgot where you put your keys and wallet.
 
Being 35 and hearing all your rock music you grew up on starting to be played on classic rock channels..... 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
 
You know that you're getting old when you remember rotary-dial telephones that came in only one color, black. :grandpa:
 
You know that you're getting old when your ear hair grows faster than the hair on your head.
 
You know that you're getting old when you are going away for the weekend and it takes you half an hour to organize the pills you will take with you. :grandpa:
 
You know that you're getting old when most people are younger than you are.
 
You know that you're getting old when you remember when NYC subway tokens were 15¢. :grandpa:
 
You know that you're getting old when you fall asleep watching t.v.
 
You know you’re getting old when you make more noise than your chair does when you stand up
 
You know that you're getting old when you remember the time when first class postage was 3¢. :grandpa:
 
You know that you're getting old when you consider anything past 9PM to be late.
 
You know that you're getting old when half of your junk mail is advertisements for prepaid funerals. :grandpa:
 
You know that you're getting old when you remember not having a cell phone.
 
You know that you're getting old when half of your junk mail is advertisements for gated retirement communities. :grandpa:
 
You know that you're getting old when you forgot where you put your keys and wallet.
 
You know that you're getting old when you have a grandnephew who is in college. :grandpa:
 
You know that you're getting old when most people are younger than you are.
 
You know that you're getting old when you remember black-and-white television sets with no remote and only channels 2 to 13. :grandpa:
 
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