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You Know You're Getting Old When...

You know that you're getting old when half of your junk mail is advertisements for prepaid funerals. :grandpa:
 
You know that you're getting old when you forgot where you put your keys and wallet.
 
You know that you're getting old when half of your junk mail is advertisements for cemetery plots. :grandpa:
 
You know that you're getting old when your ear hair grows faster than the hair on your head.
 
You know that you're getting old when half of your junk mail is advertisements for gated retirement communities. :grandpa:
 
You know that you're getting old when your ear hair grows faster than the hair on your head.
 
You know that you're getting old when you have a grandnephew who is in college. :grandpa:
 
You know that you're getting old when you need bifocals to read tiny print.
 
You know that you're getting old when you remember black-and-white television sets with no remote and only channels 2 to 13. :grandpa:
 
You know that you're getting old when you remember not having a cell phone.
 
You know that you're getting old when you remember rotary-dial telephones that came in only one color, black. :grandpa:
 
You know that you're getting old when you crawl into bed.
 
You know that you're getting old when you remember when first class postage stamps cost 3¢.
 
You know that you're getting old when any temperature below 50 degrees feels cold to you.
 
You know that you're getting old when you remember when NYC subway tokens were 15¢. :grandpa:
 
You know that you're getting old when you remember paper delivery boys.
 
You know that you're getting old when half of your junk mail is advertisements for prepaid funerals. :grandpa:
 
You know that you're getting old when you fall asleep with the t.v. on.
 
You know that you're getting old when half of your junk mail is advertisements for cemetery plots. :grandpa:
 
You know that you're getting old when most people are younger than you are.
 
You know that you're getting old when half of your junk mail is advertisements for gated retirement communities. :grandpa:
 
You know that you're getting old when you wake up with aches and pains.
 
You know that you're getting old when you have a grandnephew who is in college. :grandpa:
 
You know that you're getting old when athletes are younger than you.
 
You know that you're getting old when you remember black-and-white television sets with no remote and only channels 2 to 13. :grandpa:
 
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