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You Know You're Getting Old When...

You know that you're getting old when you are going away for the weekend and it takes you half an hour to organize the pills you will take with you. :grandpa:
 
You know that you're getting old when you remember not having a cell phone.
 
You know that you're getting old when you remember when NYC subway tokens were 15¢. :grandpa:
 
You know that you're getting old when most people are younger than you are.
 
You know that you're getting old when you remember the time when first class postage was 3¢. :grandpa:
 
Please! We need reminders of our human frailty, vulnerability to the ravages of time, and eventual shuffling off of this mortal coil?

Isn't it enough the life constantly beats us upside the head with daily reminders of how we're "not as young as we used to be?"

Being age XX is interesting insomuch as I still feel that I have the soul that I did when I was 30 but now trapped inside an entity that is becoming more ... mortal by the day. And contemplating my eventual end.

......

"I think I take myself too serious. It's not that serious."
 
You know that you're getting old when half of your junk mail is advertisements for prepaid funerals. :grandpa:
 
You know that you're getting old when you consider anything past 9PM to be late.
 
You know that you're getting old when half of your junk mail is advertisements for gated retirement communities. :grandpa:
 
You know that you're getting old when your favorite time of day is bedtime.
 
You know that you're getting old when you have a grandnephew who is in college. :grandpa:
 
You know that you're getting old when you remember not having a cell phone.
 
You know that you're getting old when you remember black-and-white television sets with no remote and only channels 2 to 13. :grandpa:
 
You know that you're getting old when most people are younger than you are.
 
You know that you're getting old when you are going away for the weekend and it takes you half an hour to organize the pills you will take with you. :grandpa:
 
You know that you're getting old when your favorite time of day is bedtime.
 
You know that you're getting old when you remember when NYC subway tokens were 15¢. :grandpa:
 
You know that you're getting old when you consider anything past 9PM to be late.
 
You know that you're getting old when you remember the time when first class postage was 3¢. :grandpa:
 
You know that you're getting old when your favorite time of day is bedtime.
 
You know that you're getting old when half of your junk mail is advertisements for prepaid funerals. :grandpa:
 
You know that you're getting old when you remember not having a cell phone.
 
You know that you're getting old when half of your junk mail is advertisements for gated retirement communities. :grandpa:
 
You know that you're getting old when most people are younger than you are.
 
You know that you're getting old when you have a grandnephew who is in college. :grandpa:
 
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