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You Know You're Getting Old When...

You know that you're getting old when you are going away for the weekend and it takes you half an hour to organize the pills you will take with you. :grandpa:
 
You know that you're getting old when you remember not having a cell phone.
 
You know that you're getting old when you remember the time when first class postage was 3¢. :grandpa:
 
You know that you're getting old when you consider anything past 9PM to be late.
 
You know that you're getting old when you remember the time when the NYC subway system used tokens and they cost 15¢ each. :grandpa:
 
You know that you're getting old when most people are younger than you are.
 
You know that you're getting old when you remember black-and-white television sets with no remote and only channels 2 to 13. :grandpa:
 
You know that you're getting old when your favorite time of day is bedtime.
 
You know that you're getting old when you remember rotary dial telephones that came in only one color: black. :grandpa:
 
You know that you're getting old when you remember not having a cell phone.
 
You know that you're getting old when you have a grandnephew who is in college. :grandpa:
 
You know that you're getting old when you consider anything past 9PM to be late.
 
You know that you're getting old when half of your junk mail is advertisements for cemetery plots. :grandpa:
 
You know that you're getting old when most people are younger than you are.
 
You know that you're getting old when half of your junk mail is advertisements for prepaid funerals. :grandpa:
 
You know that you're getting old when your favorite time of day is bedtime.
 
You know that you're getting old when you remember not having a cell phone.
 
You know that you're getting old when you are going away for the weekend and it takes you half an hour to organize the pills you will take with you. :grandpa:
 
You know that you're getting old when you consider anything past 9PM to be late.
 
You know that you're getting old when you remember the time when first class postage was 3¢. :grandpa:
 
You look at our geriatric government and think those young whimper snappers really represent me. Note: I am American, I realize not all the world's governments are made up mainly of elderly millionaires.
 
You know that you're getting old when most people are younger than you are.
 
You know that you're getting old when you remember the time when the NYC subway system used tokens and they cost 15¢ each. :grandpa:
 
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