"You might wanna rethink the phrasing, there, Hal..."

[Dave2112]

Our local Head Start program uses those little "cheese-buses" to transport kids to the school. They now need to spend more county dollars to re-paint the newly-restored vehicles. Something must have gotten lost in the translation when they put the lettering on the side...under the Head Start logo...in quotations...they proclaim;

"Helping People Touch Children"

Sigh.... 🙄

 

[Biggles of 266]

my favourite corporate slogan is the Springfield Sperm Bank.

"Put your sperm in our hands!"

Biggles

 

[Haltickling]

Legal Disclaimer:
I strongly deny any involvement in these procedures.
Hal 😛

 

[Dave2112]

Here's another strange thing...

...we have those laser-scanners at work to read UPC's. On the inside of the lens is a warning against looking into the lens! Great placement, eh?

 

[njjen3953]

Our local Head Start program uses those little "cheese-buses" to transport kids to the school. They now need to spend more county dollars to re-paint the newly-restored vehicles. Something must have gotten lost in the translation when they put the lettering on the side...under the Head Start logo...in quotations...they proclaim;

"Helping People Touch Children"

Sigh.... 🙄

Dave,
I sent this to my entire early childhood department at school and asked if there is reason to be concerned? I will post the responses if you like.

Jen

 

[Dave2112]

Thanks Jen, but no need. Clinton County has already decided to replace the slogan.

Maybe with something like "Touching Children Where it Counts"?

God love beaurocracy. 🙄