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For the foot ticklers next couple chapters are foot tickling heavy!
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Alicia Witten, a 39 year old curvy redheaded divorcee lay on her bed in cum soaked panties, tied in a hogtied with a viciously designed crotch rope buried deep in her pussy. A near total innocent, without any real experience with bondage, tickling, orgasm denial forced orgasms she had fell victim to two college age girls who were expert in all of that plus more. She had suffered many squirting orgasms, and was currently in a bout of orgasm denial. Worse yet she had been tickled in ways she had never considered before and had just suffered another bout of horrendous pussy tickling which she had to watch in a mirror. Her nipples burned from a devious device the girls had used on her for nearly 2 hours and worse as of yet they had not untied her, something she felt they should have done long ago. They had no business interrupting her first foray into self bondage and when they had they had taken liberties with her body that she would have never dreamed anyone would. Worse yet she was near another orgasm, and when she would eventually get untied they had forced her to promise them to allow them to tickle her the rest of the night, TOPLESS NO LESS!! Given she'd be wearing sweats (and in her mind panties and THICK SHORTS) she felt at least she could get through that, especially as she had weedled a promise of no ass or pussy tickling or touching. She also vowed NO MORE BONDAGE EVER AGAIN (Little knowing in less than 3 weeks she and her neighbor Rachel Teams would be at Southtown College competing in the Big Red Vs Big Red Olympics and she'd end up being tied in a position that caused her to squirt in her own face)
The girls had just told her they were going to untie her, Alicia sighed and relaxed when Lena dropped an unexpected bomb!
“But first we'll need your panties”
Those 6 words echoed through her mind, like a ringing bell. She went completely still and finally said
Wh wh what??
Lena said you heard me Alicia “We will untie you, but first we'll need your panties honey”
Alicia was confused so she said “Go to my dresser and get some”
Annette and Lena laughed as they both said” NO YOUR PANTIES!”
Alicia face dawned with horrified comprehension as she says “FUCK NO, UNTIE ME!!”
Both girls said AFTER WE get your panties!
The redhead replied NO NO NO, WHY THE HELL DO YOU NEED MY PANTIES?
Lena matter of factly said well honey, you're rather loud when you get tickled you know?
Alicia said SO What the hell does that have to do with my panties?
Annette said quite logically “ Well you'll need to take them off before you don your sweat pants right??
Alicia replied well I'm certainly not going to wear these, they're soaked with c...” Then stopped herself.
Then she said Look, I'll put on my own panties while you two leave the room, then put on my sweats.
Lena said that won;t do as she started absent mindedly stroking Alicia pussy.
NO LENA STOP!! Yelled Alicia, it slightly tickled and she was quite fed up with how damn nonchalantly these girls handled her private places!
Annette then said “Plus your sweats won't fit over those panties:
This normally would have confused Alicia except both girls reached between her legs and started lightly tickling her panty clad pussy lips. It was not enough to make Alicia guffaw but she was laughing and saying “STOP' PLEASE STOP, DEARS STOP STOP STOP, OH MERCY, STOP, LENA YOU JUST STOP NOW!! as Lena started rapidly but lightly running her thumb in the interior of Alicia pussy just above the crotch rope, her thumbnail scraping but sides of the interior. This was not the all out tickling onslaught of earlier and Annette started adding to the consternation by lightly tickling Alicias perineum. Alicia had been touched there a few times today, but not like this! Annette lightly danced two fingers between Alicias asshole and the base of her pussy sometimes moving them in circles, sometimes ttracing the outside of that area but the worst was when she'd place a finger on either side of the rope she ran them rapidly up and down, again with a very light touch. “OOOHH ANNETTE N NO NO, STOP HAHAHAHA HO STOP PLEASE ANNETTE, followed by a LENA OH DEAR, LORD IN HEAVEN STAWWPPP NOW PLEASE!! as Lena ran her thumb rapidly up and down Alicia pussy interior in rhythm to Annettes perineum assault. They held her ass down so she could not rapidly squirm and kept her so she could grind on the rope, but not quite enough for an orgasm. OH DEAR OH DEAR, OH DO STOP HOHOHOHO ANNETTE JUST GER LENA TO STOP!!As Lena added two fingers tickling the edges of Alicias pussy lips. For 10 minutes the girls simply teased Alicia pussy with very light choreographed touches, Alicia trying to look behind her, pleading begging and worse since it was such a slow siege on her pussy she could feel herself getting wetter! Finally Alicias pussy lips started quivering with a life of their own! Both girls slapped her pussy, Alicia screamed but did not cum when Lena put her hand in Alicia face “See how wet your pussy is you naughty lady??”
Alicia was red in the face, trying to catch her breath and and come to her senses. And FUCK she could feel her pussy lips quivering!! They literally hopped and twitched!! And in case she hadn't noticed Annette laughed and said “Looks like ya got a frog in your crotch Alicia!!. Alicia groaned and tried to close her legs, but that drove the crotch rope up and down, her pussy lips quivered more! In fact it felt like an arrhythmic heart! Annette smiled and informed Alicia her pussy would be quivering like that for quite sometime! Alicia groaned, First burning nipples, NOT pussy lips that had a life of their own! WHAT NEXT!!
Lena then said Look Alicia, we require your panties. Alicia said NO. Lena said we need them for later.
Alicia asked why later? Then yelled WOOT ANNETTE!! as Annette flicked the crotch rope over her clit. Alicia nearly launched herself off the bed as her clit nearly exploded and her pussy quivered like a neurotic with a nervous tick!
Lena, calm said WELL when we tickle you ;later you;'re bound to get loud!
Alicia, finding this ludicrous said LIKE I AM NOT ALREADY LOUD?? Deep in her mind a thought started “What could they possibly do to me that would make me laugh or scream louder? “ She'd thought they had done their worst!
Lena said well you in case you get louder we need a gag.
A gag? A gag said Alicia?
Annette then gave a quick tug on Alicia panties and said You know a gag!!!
It hit Alicia like a ton of bricks “YOU MEAN YOU ARE GAGGING ME WITH MY OWN PANTIES??”
Both girls smiled and Alicia said FUCK NO YOU AREN'T!!! Then she started struggling against her ropes, grinding the crotch rope and its balls deep in her pussy and on her clit.
NO NO NO NO YOU ARE NOT THAT IS INSANE!!! LENA!! ANNETTE!!!
Her struggles made the panties even wetter and she nearly orgasmed except Annette pulled the rope away about 1 minute before the event!
Lena laughed and said “Hey thanks for the extra lube on that gag!”
Alicia yelled N LENA!! NO!!
Finally Lena said Alicia we are fair. Lets play a game for your panties!
Alicia sad MADNESS NO GAMES, I AM NOT PLAYING STRIP POKER!!
Both girls laughed and said No not strip poker.
We are going to play feast or famine!
Alicia said “Huh” Untie me, Leave my panties on girls!
Annette, whose finger was under the rope started rapidly flicking Alicias clit! AGGGHHH OH DON'T Alicia cried as her hips rapidly thrust on the bed. Arching and thrusting at every flick!
Lena said Imagine what fun that would be AFTER her panties are off!!
Annette stopped flicking, Alicia said NO!! You wouldn't!!
Lena said Nah, you're gonna put on sweats remember?
Then she said OK here is how we play!
Alicia you're to be tickled! Alicia groaned.
Then Annette chimed in, AND we're gonna bring you to orgasm!
Alicia yelled NO THAT IS ENOUGH!! I CAN'T ANYWAY!
Annette said ludicrous then rapidly ran her fingers all over Alicias clit for 90 seconds! Alicia went from protesting to gutteral moans, first trying to get away then for 30 seconds literally humping Annettes fingers. UUUNNGHHHHHH OOOOOO I”m I'm OOOOOO then a few seconds short of the magic moment Annette stopped!
See Alicia you got a lot more gumption than you thought both girls said.
Alicia moaned, her pussy in hyperdrive, her mind fuzzy. Hey clit throbbing in her undulating pussy.
Finally Lena said ALICIA LISTEN TO THE RULES!! Then said ok, there is an orgasm limit! If it's exceeded you lose your panties sweetie!
WTF NO THAT IS PERVERTED!!! NO!!! FUCK NO!!! After Annettes little stunt she damn well knew what this meant for her. WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING THIS?? DAMN!!
Who the fuck used a womans body against her like this?
Annette then said there's more! If you don't lose up here, we play a round of Lightning Rod!!
Alicia said WHAT?? WTF IS THAT? Lena slyly said you'll see honey!
Annette reached into a bag, Feathers? Lena said nope, Just fingers for me!
Annette grabbed two feathers, then got on the bed very near Alicia face.
Lena then sprang the next shocker. She sat at Alicias hips, then carefully slid her hand inside the ass of her panties. Alicia laid rock still and said LENA NO!! OUT!!! then started thrusting! Annette said CAREFUL, you'll Cum, You have a limit!!
Alicia moaned and said Just hands out please!!. Lena just kept her fingers inside Alicias panties.
Then Alicia said whats my limit!
Both girls gleefully replied WE Can'T TELL YOU IT IS AGAINST THE RULES!!!
WTF CRIED ALICIA!! HOW THE FUCK CAN I BEAT THAT! TELL ME!! Now she knew she'd have to fight off any damn orgasm! Then wondered where the hell did they learn this shit!
Lena then started drumming her fingers as she slowly moved her hand further into Alicias panties. LENA NO AWAAHAHAHAHA Alicia started laughing as Lens now used her middle finger to get deep into her ass crack, moving back and forth! She tried clenching her ass cheeks and couldn't Lena left her palm flat, all her fingers expect her middle finger tickling the flesh on Alicias pumping and squirming ass. NWQAAAHHHAAHHA OOOO Laughed Alicia, then DDEEDEECDDEDFYIIOIUYTR As Lenas thumb entered her ass crack, slowly following her middle finger. Alicia tried cocking her ass up and couldn't as she got one last beg in!. She screamed and cackled as Lena made Ok signs with her finger and thumb. Her eyes pleading at Annette as Lena slowly moved her hand down her ass, Right as she hit the fattest part Lena stopped then moved her middle finger and thumb side to side, mobved one more inch then moved them in tiny circles. AAWWHHJJIOOOOOOOO FUCK!!! AWWWWW QERRTYUIII shrieked Alicia her rapidly shaking ass trying to eject Lenas invading fingers. Lena slowly moved her fingers and hand down Alicias ass. Alicia losing her mind and in a few control of her hips. Lena smiled, knowing this gorgeous red head was about to cum and if things worked out right this would be her biggest orgasm yet. ! Lenas hands moved faster, her thumb and middle finger now moving in and out of Alicias beleaguered crack as Alicia howled like an arctic blizzard. Annette said very sweetly to Alicia, That tickle baby? Alicia heard her, couldn't answer as Lenas ring finger entered her ass crack and started it's own shenanigans.
Annette patted Alicias head and said OOO I KNOW THAT TICKLES sweetie. As Alicia let out a war whoop.
Annette then placed both her hands on each side of Alicias face and said Brace yourself honey, then kissed her nose. Just as she kissed Alicias nose Lenas middle finger took a quick circle of Alicias asshole, Alicia started shrieking like a 747 and saying NO. Oh Tickles OHHHH . Then Lena rapidly inserted her middle followed by her index finger deep into Alicias ass then alternately moved them back and forth rapidly knuckling Alicia virgin asshole. This tickling of so sensitive and untouched area of Alicia body split her mind in two! Lena rammed her fingers in and out all the while knuckling. ANKWAERRREASSSSSSS ASSTTERRRRYYUUIOIOO IU{PPOOUYRR UIIPPPOO OKKHHH ARRTYYSEDRTTT HAHAHAHAHAHA OOHHHH WANNNNKKERR LETTTYY KA were Alicias last words as the rope twisted two balls on her clit just as Lena rammed her fingers home one more time while running her thumb nail in Alicias ass crack. Alicias ass rotated a full 30 degrees while her knees stayed still then she shot cum over 28 inches from her pussy, after it flowed literally in gallons. Alicia pounding her hips into the bed while Lena gleefully finger fucked and tickled her ass!. Lena slowed down to a more leisurely ass fucking pace and stopped tickling and used her other hand to pull the rope away. Alicia still had two aftershock orgasms, BOTH larger than the first orgasm she had earlier in the afternoon. As she finally stopped cumming Annette said, So much for not having another orgasm in you eh Alicia?
Alicia, not anywhere near recovered looked at Annette with lidded eyes as the tall blonde said:
Hey babe, you had your first assgasm and the pre game ain't even over yet!
For the foot ticklers next couple chapters are foot tickling heavy!
Any suggestions can be emailed to [email protected]
Alicia Witten, a 39 year old curvy redheaded divorcee lay on her bed in cum soaked panties, tied in a hogtied with a viciously designed crotch rope buried deep in her pussy. A near total innocent, without any real experience with bondage, tickling, orgasm denial forced orgasms she had fell victim to two college age girls who were expert in all of that plus more. She had suffered many squirting orgasms, and was currently in a bout of orgasm denial. Worse yet she had been tickled in ways she had never considered before and had just suffered another bout of horrendous pussy tickling which she had to watch in a mirror. Her nipples burned from a devious device the girls had used on her for nearly 2 hours and worse as of yet they had not untied her, something she felt they should have done long ago. They had no business interrupting her first foray into self bondage and when they had they had taken liberties with her body that she would have never dreamed anyone would. Worse yet she was near another orgasm, and when she would eventually get untied they had forced her to promise them to allow them to tickle her the rest of the night, TOPLESS NO LESS!! Given she'd be wearing sweats (and in her mind panties and THICK SHORTS) she felt at least she could get through that, especially as she had weedled a promise of no ass or pussy tickling or touching. She also vowed NO MORE BONDAGE EVER AGAIN (Little knowing in less than 3 weeks she and her neighbor Rachel Teams would be at Southtown College competing in the Big Red Vs Big Red Olympics and she'd end up being tied in a position that caused her to squirt in her own face)
The girls had just told her they were going to untie her, Alicia sighed and relaxed when Lena dropped an unexpected bomb!
“But first we'll need your panties”
Those 6 words echoed through her mind, like a ringing bell. She went completely still and finally said
Wh wh what??
Lena said you heard me Alicia “We will untie you, but first we'll need your panties honey”
Alicia was confused so she said “Go to my dresser and get some”
Annette and Lena laughed as they both said” NO YOUR PANTIES!”
Alicia face dawned with horrified comprehension as she says “FUCK NO, UNTIE ME!!”
Both girls said AFTER WE get your panties!
The redhead replied NO NO NO, WHY THE HELL DO YOU NEED MY PANTIES?
Lena matter of factly said well honey, you're rather loud when you get tickled you know?
Alicia said SO What the hell does that have to do with my panties?
Annette said quite logically “ Well you'll need to take them off before you don your sweat pants right??
Alicia replied well I'm certainly not going to wear these, they're soaked with c...” Then stopped herself.
Then she said Look, I'll put on my own panties while you two leave the room, then put on my sweats.
Lena said that won;t do as she started absent mindedly stroking Alicia pussy.
NO LENA STOP!! Yelled Alicia, it slightly tickled and she was quite fed up with how damn nonchalantly these girls handled her private places!
Annette then said “Plus your sweats won't fit over those panties:
This normally would have confused Alicia except both girls reached between her legs and started lightly tickling her panty clad pussy lips. It was not enough to make Alicia guffaw but she was laughing and saying “STOP' PLEASE STOP, DEARS STOP STOP STOP, OH MERCY, STOP, LENA YOU JUST STOP NOW!! as Lena started rapidly but lightly running her thumb in the interior of Alicia pussy just above the crotch rope, her thumbnail scraping but sides of the interior. This was not the all out tickling onslaught of earlier and Annette started adding to the consternation by lightly tickling Alicias perineum. Alicia had been touched there a few times today, but not like this! Annette lightly danced two fingers between Alicias asshole and the base of her pussy sometimes moving them in circles, sometimes ttracing the outside of that area but the worst was when she'd place a finger on either side of the rope she ran them rapidly up and down, again with a very light touch. “OOOHH ANNETTE N NO NO, STOP HAHAHAHA HO STOP PLEASE ANNETTE, followed by a LENA OH DEAR, LORD IN HEAVEN STAWWPPP NOW PLEASE!! as Lena ran her thumb rapidly up and down Alicia pussy interior in rhythm to Annettes perineum assault. They held her ass down so she could not rapidly squirm and kept her so she could grind on the rope, but not quite enough for an orgasm. OH DEAR OH DEAR, OH DO STOP HOHOHOHO ANNETTE JUST GER LENA TO STOP!!As Lena added two fingers tickling the edges of Alicias pussy lips. For 10 minutes the girls simply teased Alicia pussy with very light choreographed touches, Alicia trying to look behind her, pleading begging and worse since it was such a slow siege on her pussy she could feel herself getting wetter! Finally Alicias pussy lips started quivering with a life of their own! Both girls slapped her pussy, Alicia screamed but did not cum when Lena put her hand in Alicia face “See how wet your pussy is you naughty lady??”
Alicia was red in the face, trying to catch her breath and and come to her senses. And FUCK she could feel her pussy lips quivering!! They literally hopped and twitched!! And in case she hadn't noticed Annette laughed and said “Looks like ya got a frog in your crotch Alicia!!. Alicia groaned and tried to close her legs, but that drove the crotch rope up and down, her pussy lips quivered more! In fact it felt like an arrhythmic heart! Annette smiled and informed Alicia her pussy would be quivering like that for quite sometime! Alicia groaned, First burning nipples, NOT pussy lips that had a life of their own! WHAT NEXT!!
Lena then said Look Alicia, we require your panties. Alicia said NO. Lena said we need them for later.
Alicia asked why later? Then yelled WOOT ANNETTE!! as Annette flicked the crotch rope over her clit. Alicia nearly launched herself off the bed as her clit nearly exploded and her pussy quivered like a neurotic with a nervous tick!
Lena, calm said WELL when we tickle you ;later you;'re bound to get loud!
Alicia, finding this ludicrous said LIKE I AM NOT ALREADY LOUD?? Deep in her mind a thought started “What could they possibly do to me that would make me laugh or scream louder? “ She'd thought they had done their worst!
Lena said well you in case you get louder we need a gag.
A gag? A gag said Alicia?
Annette then gave a quick tug on Alicia panties and said You know a gag!!!
It hit Alicia like a ton of bricks “YOU MEAN YOU ARE GAGGING ME WITH MY OWN PANTIES??”
Both girls smiled and Alicia said FUCK NO YOU AREN'T!!! Then she started struggling against her ropes, grinding the crotch rope and its balls deep in her pussy and on her clit.
NO NO NO NO YOU ARE NOT THAT IS INSANE!!! LENA!! ANNETTE!!!
Her struggles made the panties even wetter and she nearly orgasmed except Annette pulled the rope away about 1 minute before the event!
Lena laughed and said “Hey thanks for the extra lube on that gag!”
Alicia yelled N LENA!! NO!!
Finally Lena said Alicia we are fair. Lets play a game for your panties!
Alicia sad MADNESS NO GAMES, I AM NOT PLAYING STRIP POKER!!
Both girls laughed and said No not strip poker.
We are going to play feast or famine!
Alicia said “Huh” Untie me, Leave my panties on girls!
Annette, whose finger was under the rope started rapidly flicking Alicias clit! AGGGHHH OH DON'T Alicia cried as her hips rapidly thrust on the bed. Arching and thrusting at every flick!
Lena said Imagine what fun that would be AFTER her panties are off!!
Annette stopped flicking, Alicia said NO!! You wouldn't!!
Lena said Nah, you're gonna put on sweats remember?
Then she said OK here is how we play!
Alicia you're to be tickled! Alicia groaned.
Then Annette chimed in, AND we're gonna bring you to orgasm!
Alicia yelled NO THAT IS ENOUGH!! I CAN'T ANYWAY!
Annette said ludicrous then rapidly ran her fingers all over Alicias clit for 90 seconds! Alicia went from protesting to gutteral moans, first trying to get away then for 30 seconds literally humping Annettes fingers. UUUNNGHHHHHH OOOOOO I”m I'm OOOOOO then a few seconds short of the magic moment Annette stopped!
See Alicia you got a lot more gumption than you thought both girls said.
Alicia moaned, her pussy in hyperdrive, her mind fuzzy. Hey clit throbbing in her undulating pussy.
Finally Lena said ALICIA LISTEN TO THE RULES!! Then said ok, there is an orgasm limit! If it's exceeded you lose your panties sweetie!
WTF NO THAT IS PERVERTED!!! NO!!! FUCK NO!!! After Annettes little stunt she damn well knew what this meant for her. WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING THIS?? DAMN!!
Who the fuck used a womans body against her like this?
Annette then said there's more! If you don't lose up here, we play a round of Lightning Rod!!
Alicia said WHAT?? WTF IS THAT? Lena slyly said you'll see honey!
Annette reached into a bag, Feathers? Lena said nope, Just fingers for me!
Annette grabbed two feathers, then got on the bed very near Alicia face.
Lena then sprang the next shocker. She sat at Alicias hips, then carefully slid her hand inside the ass of her panties. Alicia laid rock still and said LENA NO!! OUT!!! then started thrusting! Annette said CAREFUL, you'll Cum, You have a limit!!
Alicia moaned and said Just hands out please!!. Lena just kept her fingers inside Alicias panties.
Then Alicia said whats my limit!
Both girls gleefully replied WE Can'T TELL YOU IT IS AGAINST THE RULES!!!
WTF CRIED ALICIA!! HOW THE FUCK CAN I BEAT THAT! TELL ME!! Now she knew she'd have to fight off any damn orgasm! Then wondered where the hell did they learn this shit!
Lena then started drumming her fingers as she slowly moved her hand further into Alicias panties. LENA NO AWAAHAHAHAHA Alicia started laughing as Lens now used her middle finger to get deep into her ass crack, moving back and forth! She tried clenching her ass cheeks and couldn't Lena left her palm flat, all her fingers expect her middle finger tickling the flesh on Alicias pumping and squirming ass. NWQAAAHHHAAHHA OOOO Laughed Alicia, then DDEEDEECDDEDFYIIOIUYTR As Lenas thumb entered her ass crack, slowly following her middle finger. Alicia tried cocking her ass up and couldn't as she got one last beg in!. She screamed and cackled as Lena made Ok signs with her finger and thumb. Her eyes pleading at Annette as Lena slowly moved her hand down her ass, Right as she hit the fattest part Lena stopped then moved her middle finger and thumb side to side, mobved one more inch then moved them in tiny circles. AAWWHHJJIOOOOOOOO FUCK!!! AWWWWW QERRTYUIII shrieked Alicia her rapidly shaking ass trying to eject Lenas invading fingers. Lena slowly moved her fingers and hand down Alicias ass. Alicia losing her mind and in a few control of her hips. Lena smiled, knowing this gorgeous red head was about to cum and if things worked out right this would be her biggest orgasm yet. ! Lenas hands moved faster, her thumb and middle finger now moving in and out of Alicias beleaguered crack as Alicia howled like an arctic blizzard. Annette said very sweetly to Alicia, That tickle baby? Alicia heard her, couldn't answer as Lenas ring finger entered her ass crack and started it's own shenanigans.
Annette patted Alicias head and said OOO I KNOW THAT TICKLES sweetie. As Alicia let out a war whoop.
Annette then placed both her hands on each side of Alicias face and said Brace yourself honey, then kissed her nose. Just as she kissed Alicias nose Lenas middle finger took a quick circle of Alicias asshole, Alicia started shrieking like a 747 and saying NO. Oh Tickles OHHHH . Then Lena rapidly inserted her middle followed by her index finger deep into Alicias ass then alternately moved them back and forth rapidly knuckling Alicia virgin asshole. This tickling of so sensitive and untouched area of Alicia body split her mind in two! Lena rammed her fingers in and out all the while knuckling. ANKWAERRREASSSSSSS ASSTTERRRRYYUUIOIOO IU{PPOOUYRR UIIPPPOO OKKHHH ARRTYYSEDRTTT HAHAHAHAHAHA OOHHHH WANNNNKKERR LETTTYY KA were Alicias last words as the rope twisted two balls on her clit just as Lena rammed her fingers home one more time while running her thumb nail in Alicias ass crack. Alicias ass rotated a full 30 degrees while her knees stayed still then she shot cum over 28 inches from her pussy, after it flowed literally in gallons. Alicia pounding her hips into the bed while Lena gleefully finger fucked and tickled her ass!. Lena slowed down to a more leisurely ass fucking pace and stopped tickling and used her other hand to pull the rope away. Alicia still had two aftershock orgasms, BOTH larger than the first orgasm she had earlier in the afternoon. As she finally stopped cumming Annette said, So much for not having another orgasm in you eh Alicia?
Alicia, not anywhere near recovered looked at Annette with lidded eyes as the tall blonde said:
Hey babe, you had your first assgasm and the pre game ain't even over yet!
