You think she was hinting?

[NonConTickler]

So I write her back "Damn, I'm single but I don't make too much lol Can't do that, sorry"

She's like "Oh well how were u ever going to take me on a date"
..

So I finally just told her "I was originally going to do dinner & a movie but all I really cared about was getting my hands on your feet so I thought by just paying you for that I could cut out the middle man"

 

[Wolf]

So I write her back "Damn, I'm single but I don't make too much lol Can't do that, sorry"

She's like "Oh well how were u ever going to take me on a date"
..

So I finally just told her "I was originally going to do dinner & a movie but all I really cared about was getting my hands on your feet so I thought by just paying you for that I could cut out the middle man"

Of course.

 

[WorkInProgress]

Assuming, for the benefit of the doubt, that you are not, as a learned friend of ours in England recently opined, under the bridge waiting for the Three Billygoats Gruff, allow me to make a suggestion to you, NonCon. Friendships and business associations are best kept separate. Now, I know you've explained that you don't need friendships, but that's bullshit because everybody needs friendships, including those whose capacity for emotional connections is impaired. Given that, friendships are best off being relationships of mutual help and mutual caring, not contaminated with business deals, especially business deals involving foot tickling. I would never pay a woman to let me tickle her. Take her to dinner, yes (and I did precisely that last year, when a female friend let me give her a foot tickling). I'm saying all this because, no matter what you say about not needing friendships in your life now, that's going to change in the future, and you may want to start thinking about how to maintain friendships--real ones. On the other hand, if our learned friend in England is right, then please tell the Three Billygoats Gruff I said hi.