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Young Libertine: An Exposé, and Hopefully, Acceptance?

Capnmad

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My Dear Friends,

In a recent discussion with our friend and Brother Libertine, he disclosed a deep and abiding (indeed so extreme as to be cartoonish) hatred for the Dutch. The unusual vitriol he spewed during our conversation convinced me that there was much more to the story than simple dislike of a nationality, but perhaps some personal issues, possibly tied in with some form of trauma. After much research, my suspicions were borne out.

In fact, he is a man of Dutch heritage as I surmised, and a traumatic experience caused him to irrationally lash out against his own culture, resulting in a long-held hatred based on fear since his youth.

It took considerable doing, but I was able to unearth records of a young Libertine from Koninklijke Bibliotheek, The National Library of the Netherlands. The research process was intense, but here you will view never-seen-before images of a young Libertine, as depicted in medieval woodcuts, and from these, I think it can be fairly said that we can discern with certainty the root of his Dutchophobia.


Young Libertine.
YoungLibcopy.jpg

Here, we see a young Libertine, with telltale eyebrows, happy in his decidedly Dutch wooden clogs. I think you’ll agree with me that the likeness is truly uncanny -- a testament to the acumen of artists of the time -- though there is one notable inaccuracy... In a bit of artistic liberty, they decided to generously give him a wisp of hair. I wanted this record to be absolutely accurate, so I’ve tried to minimize editing, but if you question the likeness, just cover the bit of hair, and I’m sure you’ll see just how close to today’s Libertine he looks -- the likeness is positively photographic -- which is to say, if nothing else, the man’s aged well.



Condemned to Dance for Impiety.
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Ordinarily, young Libertine was given to many a gay dance, but here, he dances with villagers condemned to do so for a year in penance for their impiety. Of note is that despite a year-long dance marathon, his footwear of choice remained his favorite wooden clogs.



Young Libertine at his first BDSM event.
Lib1stBDSMevnt1.jpg

He’s barely noticeable in this one, but you can make him out in the second frame, joyously viewing his first BDSM event, which apparently included stocks and fireplay. Granted, there is no indication of his Dutch heritage in this one, as his clogs are obscured by one of the Doms, but I felt it was important to include for context.



Young Libertine at Tulipfjest.
LibTulipFest1.jpg

Here we see a young Libertine at home in the Netherlands’ annual Tulipfjest -- a celebration of the tulip, marked by the villagers dancing naked while wearing large, tulip-inspired headdresses. This work was edited for the sake of our more sensitive viewers, but of note are his ever-present wooden clogs.

Young Libertine clearly was living an idyllic medieval Dutch life. He had his clogs, he had his tulips, he danced gaily every day. He loved his life, his culture and his homeland. But then, tragedy struck...



The Incident.
LibsLastDance1.jpg

Whilst again dancing gaily, young Libertine fell victim to that plague of all Klompendansers -- the fact that wooden clogs have no traction. As he lay on his back in agony, he silently cursed the Netherlands, the Dutch, and everything they make, love, or stand for. He rebuked his own ancestry and the foolishness of wooden shoes. His fearful fall had sparked a hatred for the Dutch that would endure to this day.



Afterward.
Libshoemakerscopy.jpg

Most young people would forget such a matter in short order, but not young Libertine. Even after getting proper leather shoes, he was unable to accept any of the fault of the fall as his, and laying it all at the wooden-shod feet of the Dutch, his heart became bitter, twisted, and turned against his very heritage. His denial of his Dutch descent made him a man without a country, and he developed a fixation on Denmark, traces of which are still evident today. His love of Denmark begat a fascination with Shakespeare’s Danish Prince Hamlet, which in turn begat a love of theatre and Great Britain, his adopted homeland which he claims to hail from today.

It is truly a shame that even today, hundreds of years later, our dear friend and Brother Libertine has been unable to accept his own Dutch origins. If you could, please offer a message of support for him here and on his visitor messages page, and encourage him to embrace his true, Dutch heritage. A man of his age has to come to terms with who he is sooner or later, and his irrational denial has made acceptance of his true self impossible until now. Let’s not let him go another day without confronting the truth, and embracing it.

Let him know we care about him, no matter how Dutch he is.
 
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I posted him a graphic picture of a young man sticking his a finger in a damp, spurting dyke. I just hope it's enough.
 
Someone here needs help alright, but i'm not sure that person is Libertine.:idunno:
 
I think you two should get a room. :ermm:

We’d be more than happy to wine, dine, & entertain KittenToes for a night or two while you and Libertine execute preestablished diplomatic protocol procedures. :neenerneener:
 
Hoijst with his OWN PETARD

It took considerable doing, but I was able to unearth records of a young Libertine from Koninklijke Bibliotheek, The National Library of the Netherlands.

AHA! Found you, you Haarlem slumlord!

THE PRICE OF LIBERTY IS ETERNAL VIGILANCE, and fortunately THIS freedom-fighter's eagle eyes NEVER CLOSE when dealing with the Elm-Slayers.

With typical Dutch perfidy, having lost the battle, he flees the field as if he were wearing Seven-League, fetishistic over- the-knee Klompen! FAR FROM THE ORIGINAL FIELD OF HONOUR, (so obviously a concept utterly foreign to this cjraven coowarjd), indeed, in a completely different set of boards, he launches the sort of SNOEK ATTAJCK typical of HIS OWN GRANDFATHER, who, using undercover natives of the D____ch East Indies disguised as Japanese, co-ordinated the attack on Pearl Harbor on the direct orders of the self-proclaimed gay head of the Netherlands, 'Queen' Julian(a).

But his treachery is exposed in the quote above, when he casually admits that his countrymen allowed him unrestricted access ('it took considerable doing') to the vile collection of pornographic woodcuts held in that repository of filth, the Staat Librarjry.

THE SMOKING GUN IS PAINFULLY EVIDENT, THE FORGERIES too obvious to CREDIT and ONCE AGAIN the VILE MACHINATIONS of this fjiend in semi-human shape, Krankzinnige Kapitein, are exposed to a HORRIFIED WORLD!
 
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Makes me wonder what will Rembrandt say if he's still alive and reading this...

"With or without clogs, chiaroscuro must go on..."

-o0o-

Abandon Ship!!!! :devil2:
 
AHA! Found you, you Haarlem slumlord!

THE PRICE OF LIBERTY IS ETERNAL VIGILANCE, and fortunately THIS freedom-fighter's eagle eyes NEVER CLOSE when dealing with the Elm-Slayers.

With typical Dutch perfidy, having lost the battle, he flees the field as if he were wearing Seven-League, fetishistic over- the-knee Klompen! FAR FROM THE ORIGINAL FIELD OF HONOUR, (so obviously a concept utterly foreign to this cjraven coowarjd), indeed, in a completely different set of boards, he launches the sort of SNOEK ATTAJCK typical of HIS OWN GRANDFATHER, who, using undercover natives of the D____ch East Indies disguised as Japanese, co-ordinated the attack on Pearl Harbor on the direct orders of the self-proclaimed gay head of the Netherlands, 'Queen' Julian(a).

But his treachery is exposed in the quote above, when he casually admits that his countrymen allowed him unrestricted access ('it took considerable doing') to the vile collection of pornographic woodcuts held in that repository of filth, the Staat Librarjry.

THE SMOKING GUN IS PAINFULLY EVIDENT, THE FORGERIES too obvious to CREDIT and ONCE AGAIN the VILE MACHINATIONS of this fjiend in semi-human shape, Krankzinnige Kapitein, are exposed to a HORRIFIED WORLD!

I moved our discussion to its own thread so as not to continue to hijack the other. I'd offered a truce there in order to bring matters to a close, but your Dutch cheesemaking insinuations pulled me back in, continuing the hijack. The honorable thing to do was to bring the matter to a new thread, and I shall not allow your further allegations to distract me from my purpose.

Further, in one breath you recognize my having gleaned materials from Koninklijke Bibliotheek, and in the next, accuse me of forgery. It cannot be both. This type of wild accusation is exactly what I warned my fellow interventionists about.

We need to bring the focus back to you, your true Dutch heritage, and the need for you to stop all the denials and accusations, and simply accept it. In the previous thread, I know your goading provoked me to lash out at you, but I want to start anew, and let you know we care about you, and we want you to get in touch with who you really are...

Are we to really think that drama wasn't a pursuit of yours to hide the deeper pain of a Dutch childhood full of tractionless wooden shoes? You've been acting on so many levels, haven't you?

How many childhood races did you lose to other children with proper footwear, when you knew full well you were faster?

How many slips and falls did you have needlessly beyond the one captured in the woodcut?

I know that must have hurt. It must have been scary. But it's time to face reality. We're all here for you through this process, we're not going to give up on you, and we're not going to let you give up on your homeland.

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It would appear that we have rendered Brother Libertine speechless, at least for a bit, while he contemplates his options... Fleeing the scene is not unusual for subjects of interventions, and we must remember to be especially compassionate, as he's been certain for centuries that he successfully left his Dutch heritage lost to the sands of time. But, in the lull, I'd like to take this brief opportunity to address my fellow interventionists...

This is a challenge. It is exceedingly rare that any of us must confront a semi-immortal Dutchman, let alone take the time to get him to admit to the dark secret of his own past, but it is incumbent upon us as his friends to bear this burden. I thank those who have already displayed the courage to help innoculate him against his irrational fear of all things Dutch through posting Dutch and Dutch-evocative stimuli, and messages of support and encouragement here on the thread, and on his visitor messages page.

Now we're all well aware of his denials and counteraccusations, but I'm concerned that the hesitance I've seen among Forum members to join in this effort may be a function of buying in to these denials or a similar disbelief that Libertine's actually the one depicted in the woodcuts. To clear up the matter and thus shore up support for our effort, I've prepared a brief set of critical comparisons that I think will compel you, beyond shadow of a doubt, to recognize that our Libertine, and the one in the woodcuts are one and the same.

YoungOldLibcopy.jpg




I think chief among the rationales of the skeptics are a matter of some apparent discrepancies of scale. It's important to remember, however, how head-to-body ratio changes with age, as observed in the illustration below.

LibScalecopy.jpg




Let us do further analysis, however, and consider body geometry. The figure in our woodcuts has a telltale triangle-like body shape rarely seen in nature. But, if we adjust Modern Libertine's body to the scale of the earlier self depicted, we see this unusual body shape holds, if stepping beyond the perimeter of the triangle a bit, given the bulk of the coat. Skeptics may point to the wide deviation in shoulder width between the figures, but this is easily explained as a function of both maturation and a significant difference in angle depicted:

LibGeoAnalysiscopy.jpg




Consider as well the unique hand shape observed in the woodcut -- particularly the short, stubby fingers. Now compare those with the hand shown in the image of Modern Libertine. It is without question the same unusual shape.

LibHandAncopy.jpg




This, and a head-to-head comparison with Young Libertine's head adjusted to Modern Libertine's scale leaves no room for doubt: It is the same man:

LibHead2Headcopy.jpg




And to answer one final, and clearly spurious criticism I've heard bandied about: These woodcuts have existed for centuries, it should come as no surprise that a 20th Century comic strip illustrator might have looked upon them and received inspiration that informed his own work. Such a nonsensical idea that it might have been the other way around belongs with such conspiracy theorists as modern Flat-Earthers and Moon Landing deniers.


With that out of the way, I'd like to request all friends of Libertine, and all who consider themselves part of this community, to come forth and offer messages of support and encouragement for him while he comes to terms with his own Dutch heritage. We can't be successful without your participation in the process, and he can't be honest with himself unless we confront him -- respectfully, compassionately, consistently, and with the facts of his true origin.
 
Cap my friend, you are to be commended for your compassion and concern for our friend Libertine. One can but hope he will come to terms with his heritage and embrace it. In that spirit i offer this.
 
Makes me wonder what will Rembrandt say if he's still alive and reading this...

:devil2:

Speaking of the Master himself...

Here is the recently unearthed first draft of one of his more famous works...


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The evidence speaks for itself.....
 
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