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> Zen for Those Who Take Life Too Seriously: #11-20

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11. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

12. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the
cheese.

13. I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.

14. Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.

15. Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7 of your week.

16. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

17. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines

18. Get a new car for your spouse. It'll be a great trade!

19. Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow.

20. Always try to be modest, and be proud of it!
 
Uhmmmm....

12a-If the early bird gets the worm, it's a really bad idea to be an early worm?
 
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