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Apparently there seems to be a bit of disconnect when I get angry enough. I don't know if it's due to all the on and off stress that I've been dealing with in the last few months, but I seriously feel like I'm entering into some sort of breakdown. It's not that I want to kill myself or other...
watched The Big Lebowski last night. I think you need to be around someone who has seen it before to really appreciate the humor. of course, I always thinks it's funny, and I'm not going to inundate this entry with quotes from the movie, but it is leading me to... one of my favorite drinks...
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I got my confirmation from the US embassy - I'm allowed to travel to the United States for NEST. I'm so fucking excited! :jester: That is all.
9 more days until NEST, people! AHHHHHHH! Well technically it's 10 days 7 hours 6 mins and 50secs as I am typing this blog. BUT ... really it's 9 days! Which means ... we are in the single digits! Can you believe it? I dunno if this week is gonna go reallllllly slow or realllllly fast. I hope...
Child A: What do you call Daddy when he does his yoga? Child B: What? Child A: A YOGURT Both children: BLAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA... (think Terrence and Philip) Child B: What do you call Daddy when he does his yoga someplace else? Child A: What?? Child B: A GOGURT Both children...
OK here I am finally making a blog entry. I don't really know what to say so I'll start with a tad bit about me and TMF. I found this place when it first started it must have been on EZ boards because I had to sign on a second time and that took me a year to do lol. Since I have resigned on...
did anyone here ever read Calvin and Hobbes? Bill Watterson is a genius, man. Calvin and Hobbes was and is the greatest comic strip of all time. I just realized that based on my background, some of you probably read the first few lines of this entry and thought I was going to talk about the...
yeah so I got these earrings and I have already had two people say to me "don't they tickle?" I guess that that is a nice conversation starter, and they do tickle a little bit, but they are so lightweight that I forget that I have them on. I actually was going to make my own pair, but I had to...
I love this band. They are amazing. :smilelove <object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/G_HfdorDvzA&hl=en&fs=1&color1=0xcc2550&color2=0xe87a9f"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess"...
I :redheart: this post. I work at home, and too many people think that means I never, ever leave the house or go to the bathroom. I've come back from many a daycare walk with the message "how can you not be HOME?? PICK UP!!!" on my damn machine. And the cell, don't start me! I rarely touch...
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I want to walk outside, walk in a city...until dusk...until I see the sun rise steadily from the horizon, and feel the inherent connectedness of life, of reality, to be lost in subtle details, minute chemical reactions firing through my synapse and reminding me that beyond the day to day, what...
I tried to write a emotional and meaningful post about how I've learned a new appreciation for loneliness and relationships. However every time it got halfway done, I couldn't take any more whining and deleted it. So this is what is left. "To Love and lost is better than to never love...
I watch Friends a lot. and in season six, ross and carol are talking about tying each other up as part of spicing the relationship up. restraints are cool. tying someone up is probably tough if you've never done it before. especially after seeing some of the things here on the forum, there...
My name is Mairead. Pronounced "muh-rayd" like "parade" but with an M. "Mai" works online, but I would hate to be called that in person, because it comes out sounding like "May" which is not my name. If Mairead is too difficult to spell or say, "Annie" will do. kthnxbyeeee
*in the last episode kurch after hundreds of years in the Highlands of Scotland had moved to Los Angeles to start an antiques store. His was quickly reminded of his old life in the Highlands when his employees Bill and Ted told him The Kurgan had come to his store. :eek: * *kurch closes up...
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I should listen to this song every day to keep from having an aneurysm. <object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/fORAPkfVV_A&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess"...
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My father's side of the family visited this week from Ireland. My dad's brother, his wife, daughter, and brand new grandson, Oisin. (Pronounced aw-shin) My dad's sister and her husband also came in from New York. We spent most of the week at fuckin' Macy's which was annoying, but Oisin was...
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How a man that did so little ended up meaning so much... He was thin, frail. He had no hair atop the head that was cradling his injured brain. He was restrained and in pain and connected to machines like some kind of Frankenstein and I could not save him. My heart broke when he left. My...
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So, I spent an hour long car ride today talking to my roommate about the ramifications of giving a cat cyborg parts and laser-eyes. I think I have a problem.
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