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Carsomyr's Mystery Envelope

So last week, Carsomyr cleaned up his place after his friend Andreas had crashed there the weekend before. During the clean up, he had found an unposted letter addressed to me. He couldn't remember what he put inside the envelope so he wondered if he should open it to find out what he put inside it or mail it to me like it was originally intended. Ultimately he mailed it to me.

It arrived today in the mail.

Inside were these two items:

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On the back of the bearded Grizzly man was a letter. I edited the picture and replaced our real names with our screen names. :D

If you're unable to read the letter, here's what it said:

Nemesis!

The battle horn of Valhalla roars! It is now time for all born of Viking blood to carry out order 21. To rise against the shackles of Minnesotaism and render their birthright free!

In this envelope I include no less than 20 Swedish Kronor, estimately 3 USD. Spend this money wisely to furthur our cause...

*Dramatic Pause*

Once more into the breach, dear friend, once more! Consign their parts most private to a Minnesotan free... And gentlemen in Stockholm still a-bed, shall think themselves accursed they were not here! And hold their manhood cheap, while others speak of those who fought with us or Andreas, the drunken git's day!

Signed,
Captain Carsomyr esq. of the 1st Sudermanian Infantry Division.

P.S. Tell the moose I said hi.

P.P.S. Absinthe FTW!

Gotta love the crazy Swede. :crazy:

Lesson of the Day: Absinthe makes you do crazy shit. :bwahaha:

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