Original thread title: Please read. (Not a joke)
Original Text: 1: If I offend anyone, I'm sorry.
2: This is a rant, but if some nice people wanna reply with a lie that goes like "You'll be alright, yada yada," go for it.
Okay. I am an 18 year old loser, no, not male, well, a LOSER male. Instead of doing drugs and drinking like every other 18 year old, I wake up one morning and say "I'm gonna find true love". Now, that was a statment, but if it was a question, it would be asking for a miracle. NOTE: My pic is in the members section, if you want a better one PM me and I'll go on cam for you on Yahoo Messenger or AIM or something.
Now, onwards. So I look for a while and come up with some dating sites. I meet some girls. Typical conversation. Me: Hey, what's up? Her: Nothing you? Me: Same same, how's life. Her: It's good you. Me: It's getting there. Her: Oh. *10 minutes of silence* Me: Whatcha like to do for fun hon?. Her: DRINK PARTY AND SUCK DICK FOR MONEY!!!.
^ Ladies, gents, and she-males, THAT, is a slut.^ Now, I don't mind sexual talk, I actually prefer it sometimes. But if you want to talk you HAVE to understand I am not looking for free meat, I am looking for LOVE. L-O-V-E. Love... Love.. No seriously, LOVE.
Now then, if you've read this far, and don't want to read another 10 paragraphs please stop now, but I encourage you to keep reading.
Onwards. Me.. am... Leo. I have a trust problem. Okay? I have some stories to tell on why and how I came to be so fucked in the head, but I'll tell you that in private. If we DO talk (Yeah, right, girls don't talk to me}. And by some MIRACLE, start a relationship... pardon me, gotta laugh at my stupid hoping self... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. AS I was saying, if we do start a relationship.. HAHAHA... erm, then be prepared. I am not a dominant (Sexually nor a person). But unless your dying of something or seem really sad my first thing to say when we talk will be something like- "Hey, are you cheating on me yet?" She will say no, unless she is, wouldn't suprise me, and I'll say are you sure, she'll say yes. I'll say okay. After a while I might start asking things like "Do you love me" And if you say "Uh sure" Or something like "Yeah I guess" I will go off on you. I Want a YES, or, NO. I don't play the mabye games.
Whew, my fingers are smoking. If, after a while, you say something like- "Hey, your sweet and cute, but I only like you as a friend" I will immediatly block you. Rough, I know. But sweet and cute=friend? Go find ugly and sour then .
That's about all, so if you finished reading all that feed me some bullswhit and say "It'll be okay". Or, girls, SINGLE girls, send me a PM and we'll go from there.
Input:1: If I offend anyone, I'm sorry. As you do it again, right?
2: This is a rant, but if some nice people wanna reply with a lie that goes like "You'll be alright, yada yada," go for it. They weren't lying, man, they were bending the truth!
Okay. I am an 18 year old loser, no, not male, well, a LOSER male.And you just solidified it by posting that line. Instead of doing drugs and drinking like every other 18 year old, I wake up one morning and say "I'm gonna find true love".Now that's fucking funny. Now, that was a statment, but if it was a question, it would be asking for a miracle.No, a miracle would be if you quit posting this stupid shit, finding love is easy. NOTE: My pic is in the members section, if you want a better one PM me and I'll go on cam for you on Yahoo Messenger or AIM or something. You just told everybody that you suck at life and you want them to look at your pic? Brilliant. I mean, fucking amazing. Good call, stupid.
Now, onwards. So I look for a while and come up with some dating sites.Yeah, come look at my pic while I browse dating sites, man. I meet some girls.Clearly, which is why you're telling 1000+strangers that you suck at meeting girls. Typical conversation. Me: Hey, what's up? Her: Nothing you? Me: Same same, how's life. Her: It's good you. Me: It's getting there. Her: Oh. *10 minutes of silence* Me: Whatcha like to do for fun hon?. Her: DRINK PARTY AND SUCK DICK FOR MONEY!!!. I.... want... to... kill this guy. Wait, wait that's me. Oh God damn I was dumb.
^ Ladies, gents, and she-males, THAT, is a slut.^Actually, that would be a hooker. A slut does it for free. She-males... bwahahah. Now, I don't mind sexual talk, I actually prefer it sometimes.You have a dick, bud, prove it further by not bitching. But if you want to talk you HAVE to understand I am not looking for free meat, I am looking for LOVE. L-O-V-E. Love... Love.. No seriously, LOVE. Yeah? Well, good fucking luck with that, but why do I care?
Now then, if you've read this far, and don't want to read another 10 paragraphs please stop now, but I encourage you to keep reading. I seriously doubt an 18 year old riding a free ride will have 10 paragraphs more to write about love, but let's see!
Onwards. Me.. am... Leo. Me am Bizzaro, I come for your meeeeats.I have a trust problem. Okay?Kay, and? I have some stories to tell on why and how I came to be so fucked in the head, but I'll tell you that in private.Yes, I'll talk to you in "private", psycho guy, sure! If we DO talk (Yeah, right, girls don't talk to me}.But.. you just had a conversation with one up top? And by some MIRACLE, start a relationship... pardon me, gotta laugh at my stupid hoping self... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.Well, I got the laughing at myself down. Good. AS I was saying, if we do start a relationship.. HAHAHA... erm, then be prepared.Yes, be prepared, bwahahaha muahaha. I am not a dominant (Sexually nor a person).Since then I've played with multiple subs, owned two slaves, and am currently with a submissive. But unless your dying of something or seem really sad my first thing to say when we talk will be something like- "Hey, are you cheating on me yet?"Your compassion is only matched by your ignorance, lad. She will say no, unless she is, wouldn't suprise me, and I'll say are you sure, she'll say yes. I'll say okay. Yeah, I'll be all like, okay bitch, okay.After a while I might start asking things like "Do you love me" And if you say "Uh sure" Or something like "Yeah I guess" I will go off on you. I Want a YES, or, NO. I don't play the mabye games. You need help. And to be punched right in the fuck.
Whew, my fingers are smoking.From that? Wow, I was a pussy. If, after a while, you say something like- "Hey, your sweet and cute, but I only like you as a friend" I will immediatly block you.DAMN, bitch gon get balocked! Rough, I know.Yeah, so rough. Like sandpaper. But sweet and cute=friend? Go find ugly and sour then .I won the Internet with that one! Not.
That's about all, so if you finished reading all that feed me some bullswhit and say "It'll be okay".That was the shortest 10 paragraphs ever. Or, girls, SINGLE girls, send me a PM and we'll go from there. Are you fucking stupid? You just told people, indirectly I might add, that you are a psycho paranoid asshole who is uncaring, unloving, and hates life and everything about it. Yeah, those PM's sure poured in.... my head at the time and nowhere else.
Original Text: 1: If I offend anyone, I'm sorry.
2: This is a rant, but if some nice people wanna reply with a lie that goes like "You'll be alright, yada yada," go for it.
Okay. I am an 18 year old loser, no, not male, well, a LOSER male. Instead of doing drugs and drinking like every other 18 year old, I wake up one morning and say "I'm gonna find true love". Now, that was a statment, but if it was a question, it would be asking for a miracle. NOTE: My pic is in the members section, if you want a better one PM me and I'll go on cam for you on Yahoo Messenger or AIM or something.
Now, onwards. So I look for a while and come up with some dating sites. I meet some girls. Typical conversation. Me: Hey, what's up? Her: Nothing you? Me: Same same, how's life. Her: It's good you. Me: It's getting there. Her: Oh. *10 minutes of silence* Me: Whatcha like to do for fun hon?. Her: DRINK PARTY AND SUCK DICK FOR MONEY!!!.
^ Ladies, gents, and she-males, THAT, is a slut.^ Now, I don't mind sexual talk, I actually prefer it sometimes. But if you want to talk you HAVE to understand I am not looking for free meat, I am looking for LOVE. L-O-V-E. Love... Love.. No seriously, LOVE.
Now then, if you've read this far, and don't want to read another 10 paragraphs please stop now, but I encourage you to keep reading.
Onwards. Me.. am... Leo. I have a trust problem. Okay? I have some stories to tell on why and how I came to be so fucked in the head, but I'll tell you that in private. If we DO talk (Yeah, right, girls don't talk to me}. And by some MIRACLE, start a relationship... pardon me, gotta laugh at my stupid hoping self... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. AS I was saying, if we do start a relationship.. HAHAHA... erm, then be prepared. I am not a dominant (Sexually nor a person). But unless your dying of something or seem really sad my first thing to say when we talk will be something like- "Hey, are you cheating on me yet?" She will say no, unless she is, wouldn't suprise me, and I'll say are you sure, she'll say yes. I'll say okay. After a while I might start asking things like "Do you love me" And if you say "Uh sure" Or something like "Yeah I guess" I will go off on you. I Want a YES, or, NO. I don't play the mabye games.
Whew, my fingers are smoking. If, after a while, you say something like- "Hey, your sweet and cute, but I only like you as a friend" I will immediatly block you. Rough, I know. But sweet and cute=friend? Go find ugly and sour then .
That's about all, so if you finished reading all that feed me some bullswhit and say "It'll be okay". Or, girls, SINGLE girls, send me a PM and we'll go from there.
Input:1: If I offend anyone, I'm sorry. As you do it again, right?
2: This is a rant, but if some nice people wanna reply with a lie that goes like "You'll be alright, yada yada," go for it. They weren't lying, man, they were bending the truth!
Okay. I am an 18 year old loser, no, not male, well, a LOSER male.And you just solidified it by posting that line. Instead of doing drugs and drinking like every other 18 year old, I wake up one morning and say "I'm gonna find true love".Now that's fucking funny. Now, that was a statment, but if it was a question, it would be asking for a miracle.No, a miracle would be if you quit posting this stupid shit, finding love is easy. NOTE: My pic is in the members section, if you want a better one PM me and I'll go on cam for you on Yahoo Messenger or AIM or something. You just told everybody that you suck at life and you want them to look at your pic? Brilliant. I mean, fucking amazing. Good call, stupid.
Now, onwards. So I look for a while and come up with some dating sites.Yeah, come look at my pic while I browse dating sites, man. I meet some girls.Clearly, which is why you're telling 1000+strangers that you suck at meeting girls. Typical conversation. Me: Hey, what's up? Her: Nothing you? Me: Same same, how's life. Her: It's good you. Me: It's getting there. Her: Oh. *10 minutes of silence* Me: Whatcha like to do for fun hon?. Her: DRINK PARTY AND SUCK DICK FOR MONEY!!!. I.... want... to... kill this guy. Wait, wait that's me. Oh God damn I was dumb.
^ Ladies, gents, and she-males, THAT, is a slut.^Actually, that would be a hooker. A slut does it for free. She-males... bwahahah. Now, I don't mind sexual talk, I actually prefer it sometimes.You have a dick, bud, prove it further by not bitching. But if you want to talk you HAVE to understand I am not looking for free meat, I am looking for LOVE. L-O-V-E. Love... Love.. No seriously, LOVE. Yeah? Well, good fucking luck with that, but why do I care?
Now then, if you've read this far, and don't want to read another 10 paragraphs please stop now, but I encourage you to keep reading. I seriously doubt an 18 year old riding a free ride will have 10 paragraphs more to write about love, but let's see!
Onwards. Me.. am... Leo. Me am Bizzaro, I come for your meeeeats.I have a trust problem. Okay?Kay, and? I have some stories to tell on why and how I came to be so fucked in the head, but I'll tell you that in private.Yes, I'll talk to you in "private", psycho guy, sure! If we DO talk (Yeah, right, girls don't talk to me}.But.. you just had a conversation with one up top? And by some MIRACLE, start a relationship... pardon me, gotta laugh at my stupid hoping self... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.Well, I got the laughing at myself down. Good. AS I was saying, if we do start a relationship.. HAHAHA... erm, then be prepared.Yes, be prepared, bwahahaha muahaha. I am not a dominant (Sexually nor a person).Since then I've played with multiple subs, owned two slaves, and am currently with a submissive. But unless your dying of something or seem really sad my first thing to say when we talk will be something like- "Hey, are you cheating on me yet?"Your compassion is only matched by your ignorance, lad. She will say no, unless she is, wouldn't suprise me, and I'll say are you sure, she'll say yes. I'll say okay. Yeah, I'll be all like, okay bitch, okay.After a while I might start asking things like "Do you love me" And if you say "Uh sure" Or something like "Yeah I guess" I will go off on you. I Want a YES, or, NO. I don't play the mabye games. You need help. And to be punched right in the fuck.
Whew, my fingers are smoking.From that? Wow, I was a pussy. If, after a while, you say something like- "Hey, your sweet and cute, but I only like you as a friend" I will immediatly block you.DAMN, bitch gon get balocked! Rough, I know.Yeah, so rough. Like sandpaper. But sweet and cute=friend? Go find ugly and sour then .I won the Internet with that one! Not.
That's about all, so if you finished reading all that feed me some bullswhit and say "It'll be okay".That was the shortest 10 paragraphs ever. Or, girls, SINGLE girls, send me a PM and we'll go from there. Are you fucking stupid? You just told people, indirectly I might add, that you are a psycho paranoid asshole who is uncaring, unloving, and hates life and everything about it. Yeah, those PM's sure poured in.... my head at the time and nowhere else.
