10 (Guy) Commandments
1) Thou shalt not utter the term ‘bros before hoes’ in front of your significant other (although we do live by it; saying it just gets us all in trouble).
2) Thou shalt not complain about the brand of ANY free beer (but if it’s too warm, all bets are off).
3) Thou shalt not admit to being wrong (especially if you are).
4) When asked to choose sides between two girls… the angriest one wins… always.
5) When crashing at thy friend’s gaff, thou shalt not complain about the lumpiness of the couch (however, if the milk is chunky, unleash hell).
6) When ‘not drinking’ with your mates, thou may NEVER turn down a free drink (thems the breaks).
7) Thou shalt not divot the green (I’ll leave this one open-ended).
8) When fighting over a girl, thou shalt flip a coin… the coin’s decision is final.
9) Any man who brings a camera to a stag night (bachelor’s party) may be legally killed and eaten by his mates.
10) Thou shalt never cheat at poker, under pain of death by paper cuts.
BONUS: The 11th Commandment:
11) Thou shalt deny the existence of the word ‘mysogony’ even if it kills you (too many women use it as a weapon).
1) Thou shalt not utter the term ‘bros before hoes’ in front of your significant other (although we do live by it; saying it just gets us all in trouble).
2) Thou shalt not complain about the brand of ANY free beer (but if it’s too warm, all bets are off).
3) Thou shalt not admit to being wrong (especially if you are).
4) When asked to choose sides between two girls… the angriest one wins… always.
5) When crashing at thy friend’s gaff, thou shalt not complain about the lumpiness of the couch (however, if the milk is chunky, unleash hell).
6) When ‘not drinking’ with your mates, thou may NEVER turn down a free drink (thems the breaks).
7) Thou shalt not divot the green (I’ll leave this one open-ended).
8) When fighting over a girl, thou shalt flip a coin… the coin’s decision is final.
9) Any man who brings a camera to a stag night (bachelor’s party) may be legally killed and eaten by his mates.
10) Thou shalt never cheat at poker, under pain of death by paper cuts.
BONUS: The 11th Commandment:
11) Thou shalt deny the existence of the word ‘mysogony’ even if it kills you (too many women use it as a weapon).
