I said I wouldn't do it. I said I would never do a blog. So why am I? Because right now, I'm bored out of my fucking skull, that's why. It's that quiet time of the morning where the girlfriend has left for work and the ungrateful P.I.T.A. hasn't gotten up for school yet. WoW is patching and I don't think my Left 4 Dead partner is up for another round, so here I am.
To be quite honest with you, I don't really have anything worthwhile to say. I have no words of wisdom, no witticisms or any anecdotes I feel like typing out. So I'll just ramble. I'm good at that. And if you're reading this, you probably have as much free time as I do.
So let me ask you something: what is it about midgets that most of us find so amusing? Seriously, I think they're funny as hell. And I don't mean that in the sense that I laugh at them because they're short or whatever. I mean, they just make us laugh. I remember when I was a kid, my grandpop used to watch midget wrestling on tv. I never heard the man laugh so hard as when he watched that. And you know what? I laughed too. It's funny! And screw you if you don't laugh with me on this. I find it hilarious.
And now, a Mitch Hedburg quote: I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it.
Well, the brat is stirring so it's time to do the usual morning routine of telling the same things I have to tell her every morning to get ready for school. I may post another blog sometime. Maybe not. We'll see.
To be quite honest with you, I don't really have anything worthwhile to say. I have no words of wisdom, no witticisms or any anecdotes I feel like typing out. So I'll just ramble. I'm good at that. And if you're reading this, you probably have as much free time as I do.
So let me ask you something: what is it about midgets that most of us find so amusing? Seriously, I think they're funny as hell. And I don't mean that in the sense that I laugh at them because they're short or whatever. I mean, they just make us laugh. I remember when I was a kid, my grandpop used to watch midget wrestling on tv. I never heard the man laugh so hard as when he watched that. And you know what? I laughed too. It's funny! And screw you if you don't laugh with me on this. I find it hilarious.
And now, a Mitch Hedburg quote: I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it.
Well, the brat is stirring so it's time to do the usual morning routine of telling the same things I have to tell her every morning to get ready for school. I may post another blog sometime. Maybe not. We'll see.
