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Somtimes.

So this Rabbi, Catholic priest, and a Baptist minister are all standing at the pearly gates, when St. Peter tells them they can not enter heaven until they convert a bear. ZAP! They are sent to Earth. The Baptist speaks up first, and says" I'll go first." He comes back some time later shaking...

Amusing!!!! Hmmmmmm........ has possibilities

I think it's the fact she IS so normal looking with such an extraordinary voice!

Truly amazing!!! It's true what they say never judge a book by it's cover!!! :dancingbanana:

:sigh:.......................that says it all I think.......................

Well! As you know, new carpet will bring out the "kittens" in anyone!!!!

Well then let me just say to anyone who might consider me unapproachable ( not that i really think anyone does, am I doing something right or wrong) feel free to PM me! :marchofthekitties:

Men Are Just Happier People-- Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can never be pregnant. Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another petrol...

It stimulates the creative part of the brain.

That's really cool! But! Is it standard Thai fireman issue to have Spiderman suits lying around?:spider::rules:

That is frightening!!! Considering most of my classmates are in JAIL now!!! :cry1:

Too much polishing the rifles............ makes the wrists sore....... if you know what I mean?

Okay!

Good Morning BABY!!!

I had heard that too!!! Weren't they even going to tour again? :rockingout:

I did! They supposedly had a similar sound to the Beatles, but I never got that.

I knew a woman who became a lesbian after her husband treated her like shit and then just up and left her in the middle of the night literally!!! Because of that she said she could never trust another man, but I wouldn't have called her a man hater she was friendly to men, just had no trust with...

Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road when she sees the Big Bad Wolf crouched down behind a log. "My, what big eyes you have, Mr. Wolf," says Little Red Riding Hood. The surprised wolf jumps up and runs away! Further down the road, Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf again-this...