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    Bear Claws

    A pal of mine recently returned from the States and left a box of them in the break room at work. Oh. My. God. These things are the food of kings. Diabetic kings, granted, but kings nonetheless. The white stuff inside them is, I believe, the processed essence of an angel; again, a diabetic...
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    Radio 4 presenter messes up Culture Secretary's name

    His name is Jeremy Hunt. Jeremy Hunt, the Culture Secretary. The presenter's surname is pronounced 'noch-tee', btw. <object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/x0yeX1sc6AE?fs=1&hl=en_GB&rel=0"></param><param name="allowFullScreen"...
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    A Lament to Bernard Matthews (24 Jan 1930 to 25 Nov 2010) and also an owl

    <object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/5S_lZld-rQE?fs=1&hl=en_GB&rel=0"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed...
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    lol Ireland is bankrupt

    And now they're borrowing money off Britain. I think the time is right to return God's favourite ruffians to their rightful place in the British Empire. Quis Separabit and all that. Just think, all this beastlyness could've been avoided if you terror-supporting plastic Irish Boston NORAID...
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    Eugene Terre'Blanche Murdered - Darwin Award Pls?

    Eugene Terre'Blanche was a white supremacist. A white supremacist who lived in fucking AFRICA. How this didn't happen sooner I have no idea, but now that it has I think he needs a Darwin Award. Story - http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2010/apr/04/eugene-terreblanche-south-african-white-supremacist
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    Console RPG Players!

    I'm a bit bored of Lemmings and zDOOM and fancy indulging in a bit of wanton RPG foolishness, so I'm looking for recommendations from fellow RPG nerds out there for old-time console RPGs that I haven't played yet. SNES, Genesis/Master System, and PS1 games preferably, but if you know of a...
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    Can you learn to draw?

    I ask because I've always wanted to be able to draw things, but for some reason my drawings always end up looking like retarded mutations of horrors from beyond the veil of reality. Either that, or beans with pea-heads, rudimentary smiley faces and sausage arms. Yet, I know a few people who...
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    PISS

    Hello and welcome to the Tourette's Thread. FUCK YOU
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    Which console to buy?

    OK, so, I'm in the market for a new game console, but I'm a bit out of touch with the modern market so I'm looking for advice from proper vidyagamers as to which is the best one. I know some people here fit that description, so help a brotha out plzkthx. What I'm looking for is: - Something...
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    Racism

    What does the word "racism" mean to you? What about reclaiming words or symbols associated with racism, what do you think about that? Contentious topic maybe, but hey.
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    Haye beats Valuev

    Anyone who didn't see that coming should contact me immediately; I have a rather fetching bridge you might be interested in. I don't feel compelled to join in the hero worship that the rest of Britain is engaging in; Haye did well, he has a good record and he's a good fighter, but Valuev has...
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    I'm a HEROIN ADDICT!

    Hey what's up! I'm a 27 year old heroin addict with scabies and no teeth. Well, I HAVE teeth, they're just not in my mouth because methadone rotted them out. I like to go into derilict houses and get wasted and tasted, baby! I also like to mug tourists and root around in the waste bins...
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    Hi it's Vince with Slap Chop

    You're gonna be in a great mood all day. Watch to find out why: <object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/UWRyj5cHIQA&hl=en&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed...
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    Tickle Me Elmo Is Invincible

    loldongs <object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/GYGhmJD9LKc&hl=en&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/GYGhmJD9LKc&hl=en&fs=1&"...
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    Bare Your Geek Streak

    We've all got one; and this here thread is made so's we can own up to it. Mine happens to include a recently rediscovered love of Warhammer 40,000; I was well into it as a kid (which was.... 2nd Edition I think) and have gotten back into it this year. I try to tell myself that it's okay...
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    Hannes Coetzee

    What a legend >_< <object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/NCKTeRW3OhQ&hl=en&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed...
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    Florence + The Machine

    <3 <3 <3 Seriously, this girl's voice is just.... wow. Proper talent. <object width="560" height="340"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/7nxO-yPQesA&hl=en&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess"...
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    Martial Arts Uniforms

    Is there anything sexier than a cute girl in a martial arts uniform? :D
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    09.58 seconds

    That's how fast Usain Bolt ran the 100 metres at the World Championships in Berlin yesterday. My first thoughts were "what the fuck?!", or at least they would have been if he hadn't finished the race before I'd had time to watch it.
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    TMF Bath Salt

    Is it about time the TMF started licensing it's name to bath products? Have YOUR say!
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