In the spirit of the holidays, let me send you this lovely friendship greeting to my new friends at TMF. Happy Thanksgiving!
Are you tired of the mushy "friendship" wishes that always sound
good but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a "friendship" wish that really speaks to true friendship and truth itself ...
Friend,
When you are sad, ...I will get you drunk and help you plot revenge
against the sorry bastard who made you sad.
When you are blue, ...I'll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
When you smile, ...I'll know you finally got laid.
When you are scared, ...I will rag you about it every chance I get.
When you are worried, ...I will tell you horrible stories about how
much worse it could be and to quit whining.
When you are confused, ...I will use little words to explain it to
your dumb ass.
When you are sick, ...stay away from me until you're well again. I
don't want whatever you have.
When you fall, ...I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.
This is my oath, ...I pledge 'till the end. Why you may ask? Because
you're my friend!
P.S. A friend will help you move. A really good friend will help you
move a body.
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Are you tired of the mushy "friendship" wishes that always sound
good but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a "friendship" wish that really speaks to true friendship and truth itself ...
Friend,
When you are sad, ...I will get you drunk and help you plot revenge
against the sorry bastard who made you sad.
When you are blue, ...I'll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
When you smile, ...I'll know you finally got laid.
When you are scared, ...I will rag you about it every chance I get.
When you are worried, ...I will tell you horrible stories about how
much worse it could be and to quit whining.
When you are confused, ...I will use little words to explain it to
your dumb ass.
When you are sick, ...stay away from me until you're well again. I
don't want whatever you have.
When you fall, ...I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.
This is my oath, ...I pledge 'till the end. Why you may ask? Because
you're my friend!
P.S. A friend will help you move. A really good friend will help you
move a body.
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