Dirty old woman

[kryptonite]

This isn't really about tickling except that it kind of tickles my dick.

I went to a public swimming pool yesterday and I noticed three different old woman wearing bikinis. They weren't together...maybe this is a trend. I'd say they were in their fifties and sixties.

Their bottom bikinis covered nothing, so that when they walked I was seeing completely nude derrier jiggling.

They looked pretty sexy, but it was kind of weird looking at old women.

Do these old women know they're baring their ass? Are they doing it on purpose? Or do they just not care?

 

[badreligion]

I am 12 years old , what is this ?

 

[Aimee]

Whaa?

 

[-Hari-]

If they are getting old, I expect they are past caring and just want to enjoy themselves.

 

[Amanda Cortez]

This isn't really about tickling except that it kind of tickles my dick.

I went to a public swimming pool yesterday and I noticed three different old woman wearing bikinis. They weren't together...maybe this is a trend. I'd say they were in their fifties and sixties.

Their bottom bikinis covered nothing, so that when they walked I was seeing completely nude derrier jiggling.

They looked pretty sexy, but it was kind of weird looking at old women.

Do these old women know they're baring their ass? Are they doing it on purpose? Or do they just not care?

You become old too one day. So don't forget this or kill yourself if you get older

 

[deadlywiffeathr]

Me is confused. But your opening line was hilarious

 

[Artoo]

Wut.

 

[drewskee]

 

[playgirl]

haven't you heard that 50 is the new 30? 50 is no longer considered old--you should know that given that you're 47 according to your profile. you yourself said they were sexy. they probably feel sexy, are obviously comfortable in their skin and may be very sexual beings.

you looked and seemed to like it given the "tickles my dick" comment. if you didn't like it, they'd probably tell you not to look!

 

[Scouse]

I.......well.....pass

 

[CrystalLight]

This thread is so awesome.

 

[Mister Scruff]

 

[Knot Amewzed]

So you mean to tell me that this guy is 47 calling 50 - 60 year old women old?

 

[CrystalLight]

So you mean to tell me that this guy is 47 calling 50 - 60 year old women old?

Oh my.

 

[AngelOfDarkness]

/wank fodder thread

(Side note: Why's this in TD?)

 

[TklDuo-Ann]

another possibility...

Do these old women know they're baring their ass? Are they doing it on purpose? Or do they just not care?

Perhaps they were nudists who had to put something on in order to go to a public pool.

So, btw.... what's this week's definition of old?

 

[CrystalLight]

Perhaps they were nudists who had to put something on in order to go to a public pool.

So, btw.... what's this week's definition of old?

For me, personally?

70's.

 

[Artoo]

For me, personally?

70's.

The decade or the age?

 

[..Glamorous..]

This thread is so funny.

They probably looked better than I do right now.. LOL.

 

[CrystalLight]

The decade or the age?

Age, twatwaffle.

 

[maniactickler]

I encourage women of any age to wear bikinis........only if they have nice bodies though.

 

[b0xr]

Being of the 50ish crowd myself, I do find women to be sexy into their 50s, 60s and some even older than that. Body types can differ at any age and what an individual wants to wear at the pool or beach, or ballgame for that matter depends on how they feel wearing a bikini or any other outfit that may show more skin. There are plenty of gorgeous women over 50 in all shapes and sizes. Ya gotta love the girls!

 

[chicago]

The thing that sucks about getting older is everything deflates. Why would a 50 year old woman want to show off her ass unless it looked like the ass of a 20 year old? But yeah, if you're 47 calling 50 year olds old, then I guess you don't plan to live three more years.

 

[Artoo]

Age, twatwaffle.

Is this going to become a regular nickname?

 

[CrystalLight]

Is this going to become a regular nickname?

Yes.