Do girls in renfaire clips know whats coming?

[Em Es]

If you do something in public, well, what do you expect?

The Renaissance festival clips we don't see on YouTube would show girls who refuse to get in the stocks or be video taped doing so. We don't see videos of girls who demanded to be released when they realized those guys wanted to tickle them.

 

[Em Es]

"The Morals Police"

The morals police, they post on the T.M.F.,
The morals police, they almost scare me to death,
The morals police, they're coming to upset me, oh no

You know they talk in Greek,
And those comments ain't bright,
And when they fall asleep,
Those big mouths are still open wide, so wide

'Cause they're killing the fun,
They're killing the fun,
Ev'ry single thread they just whine and complain,
Those comments so inane

The morals police, they post on the T.M.F.,
The morals police, they almost bore me to death,
The morals police, they're coming to upset me, oh no

Well, you can't shoot tape,
At the Renaissance Faire,
Because they just go ape,
So you better beware, beware, beware

'Cause they're waiting to pounce,
They're waiting to pounce,
Ev'ry single thread they just whine and complain,
Those comments so inane

We want to post,
They're like a ghost,
They won't leave us alone

They don't get paid to log off the web,
Or leave us alone

They just destroy,
Kill all the joy,
They won't let us alone

They persecute us,
They're the judge and jury, and no fun

'Cause they're killing the fun,
They're killing the fun,
Ev'ry single thread they just whine and complain,
Those comments so inane

The morals police, they post on the T.M.F.,
The morals police, they almost scare me to death,
The morals police, they're coming to upset me, oh no

 

[rhiannon]

Is this a song or just a poem? Because if it's a song, I'd like you to play the guitar and sing it, tape it and then put it on Youtube. I gotta see that!

 

[Master Baiter]

The morals police, they post on the T.M.F.,
The morals police, they almost scare me to death,
The morals police, they're coming to upset me, oh no

You know they talk in Greek,
And those comments ain't bright,
And when they fall asleep,
Those big mouths are still open wide, so wide

'Cause they're killing the fun,
They're killing the fun,
Ev'ry single thread they just whine and complain,
Those comments so inane

The morals police, they post on the T.M.F.,
The morals police, they almost bore me to death,
The morals police, they're coming to upset me, oh no

Well, you can't shoot tape,
At the Renaissance Faire,
Because they just go ape,
So you better beware, beware, beware

'Cause they're waiting to pounce,
They're waiting to pounce,
Ev'ry single thread they just whine and complain,
Those comments so inane

We want to post,
They're like a ghost,
They won't leave us alone

They don't get paid to log off the web,
Or leave us alone

They just destroy,
Kill all the joy,
They won't let us alone

They persecute us,
They're the judge and jury, and no fun

'Cause they're killing the fun,
They're killing the fun,
Ev'ry single thread they just whine and complain,
Those comments so inane

The morals police, they post on the T.M.F.,
The morals police, they almost scare me to death,
The morals police, they're coming to upset me, oh no

That was brilliant, Em Es! *standing ovation*

I love Cheap Trick and "Dream Police" is one of my all-time faves.

Thanks for posting that hilarious song parody!

 

[Red faction]

nice i love this bit

Cause they're waiting to pounce,
They're waiting to pounce,
Ev'ry single thread they just whine and complain,
Those comments so inane

 

[Em Es]

Ah, to be young

rhiannon, that is a parody of the words to the Cheap Trick 1979 record "Dream Police." I'm not sure how big Cheap Trick ever was in Germany, but I'm guessing you don't know the band, at least by name. You may know "I Want You To Want Me," "Surrender," and "The Flame," probably Cheap Trick's three biggest songs.

There is an episode of The Simpsons where Apu sings "Dream Police" as he washes his car.

Master Baiter and Red faction, I thank you for the nice words.

 

[rhiannon]

Hm, I think I remember that Apu-scene, but not the tune. The garage-sale episode, right? Might have to spend some time on Youtube.

 

[Red faction]

rhiannon, that is a parody of the words to the Cheap Trick 1979 record "Dream Police." I'm not sure how big Cheap Trick ever was in Germany, but I'm guessing you don't know the band, at least by name. You may know "I Want You To Want Me," "Surrender," and "The Flame," probably Cheap Trick's three biggest songs.

There is an episode of The Simpsons where Apu sings "Dream Police" as he washes his car.

Master Baiter and Red faction, I thank you for the nice words.

no thank you , it made my day

 

[Master Baiter]

http://www.clayloomis.com/Sounds/simpsongs1/simsg287a.wav

.wav file of Apu singing Dream Police.

 

[rhiannon]

LOL...thanks. Now the song works pretty good in my head.

 

[Em Es]

Master Baiter

I appreciate the audio clip of Apu singing alone with Cheap Trick. It is just as amusing as when I saw it on television.

 

[Babbles]

Tiptoeing through the.... Yep, that's about it.

LOL...thanks. Now the song works pretty good in my head.

You, kind lady, are a class act.

I read all the above Padding and distinctly hear....

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[rhiannon]

LOL, OMG, it's Guildo Horn's twin!!