Tiger.Lily
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Bear with me. You're about to see the ultimate dorky-side of me, inspired by this mega-hot Harley/Joker fanfic I found.
I think at some point in our lives, we've all had crushes on a fictional or cartoon character. Some of us still do.
For example, I used to dream about the boys from Gundam Wing, and www.templeotrunks.com used to be my homepage. It's cool because even though cartoon characters aren't REAL, I could still take a boy with long hair, dye his hair lavender, make him strap on a samurai sword, and fuck him in my hyperbolic time chamber (aka, my room).
To this day I still have a HUGE crush on Joker. Pre-Nolan I would pour through website through Google page through comic book looking for beautiful pictures/panels of my sexy-Joker-face. Post-Nolan I had a pen-to-flesh perfect representation of my ultimate man. And you just KNOW Joker has a tickling fetish. *swoons*
Seriously, if Joker were a real man, or I met a guy who could convince me, I'd pull a Harleen-Quinzel-to-Harley-Quinn faster than Joker's gun can go "BANG!"
So, please make me feel less like a freak. Tell me you have a fictional crush. Tell me about your old cartoon crushes. Did Jessica Rabbit's legs make you go "yowza!"? Was the Little Mermaid the first girl you ever saw without a shirt on? Girls, does Draco/Harry fanfiction make you hot?
Share your dark side!
I think at some point in our lives, we've all had crushes on a fictional or cartoon character. Some of us still do.
For example, I used to dream about the boys from Gundam Wing, and www.templeotrunks.com used to be my homepage. It's cool because even though cartoon characters aren't REAL, I could still take a boy with long hair, dye his hair lavender, make him strap on a samurai sword, and fuck him in my hyperbolic time chamber (aka, my room).
To this day I still have a HUGE crush on Joker. Pre-Nolan I would pour through website through Google page through comic book looking for beautiful pictures/panels of my sexy-Joker-face. Post-Nolan I had a pen-to-flesh perfect representation of my ultimate man. And you just KNOW Joker has a tickling fetish. *swoons*
Seriously, if Joker were a real man, or I met a guy who could convince me, I'd pull a Harleen-Quinzel-to-Harley-Quinn faster than Joker's gun can go "BANG!"
So, please make me feel less like a freak. Tell me you have a fictional crush. Tell me about your old cartoon crushes. Did Jessica Rabbit's legs make you go "yowza!"? Was the Little Mermaid the first girl you ever saw without a shirt on? Girls, does Draco/Harry fanfiction make you hot?
Share your dark side!