Rhyme Time...

[FlockOfSeagulls]

Izzyboo is my sister, so don't you be dissn her, she's really, really sweet, and one I'd like to meet!

her name is Mel, she wears hair gell, she thinks we can`t tell,when she opens her mail, she uses her cat`s tail.she thinks Shamu is a whale,she buys what we sell

 

[Tamia78]

Flocky's rhymes are sick, he wouldn't get a chick, if he were a fly he would get a flick, he might as well just play with his ............



hehehehehehehehe...........

 

[natural tickler]

Flocky's rhymes are sick, he wouldn't get a chick, if he were a fly he would get a flick, he might as well just play with his ............



hehehehehehehehe...........

daaaaaaaaammnn, talk about a comeback

 

[Tamia78]

daaaaaaaaammnn, talk about a comeback

*kiss* to Flocky.....

 

[FlockOfSeagulls]

Flocky's rhymes are sick, he wouldn't get a chick, if he were a fly he would get a flick, he might as well just play with his ............



hehehehehehehehe...........

wow that was harsh, maybe i should live in a marsh
but that came from a Sooner,well maybe I should moonher

 

[natural tickler]

why oh why, Tamia must you try, to be fly, god know why you eat sandwiches on rye, and the only movie you watch, is 'Vaniila sky'

 

[Tamia78]

wow that was harsh, maybe i should live in a marsh
but that came from a Sooner,well maybe I should moonher

Flocky that was fine, but the Sooners are not mine, the Cowboys are the ones to shine, and when you show your butt, please be kind.....rewind! (had to throw that one on there)

 

[FlockOfSeagulls]

I`m twisted steel & sex appeal,the chicks like my muscles even though i`m not from Brussels

 

[Tamia78]

why oh why, Tamia must you try, to be fly, god know why you eat sandwiches on rye, and the only movie you watch, is 'Vaniila sky'

Natural, stop your delusion, you need to be in an institution, talking to the grass, and making sounds out of your a**........woohoo!

 

[natural tickler]

you guys are a bore, so I will ingore, i'm sleeping on your rhymes til I start to snore, you can't awake me, or even make, as I bake em', and I flake em' , and take em', and mold em' and make em' hold up the peace sign ah salaam alakaim

 

[Tamia78]

Ya know......we do all kinda sound like 80's rappers.......

 

[FlockOfSeagulls]

Ya know......we do all kinda sound like 80's rappers.......

Run DMC got nothin on me

 

[FlockOfSeagulls]

Izzy McSwizzy has tapped out
because she knows what I`m about
she couldn`t hang with the man
because i have the master plan
when danger reared it`s ugly head
brave Izzy turned and fled

gotcha Isabeau (HAHA)

 

[isabeau]

Izzy McSwizzy has tapped out
because she knows what I`m about
she couldn`t hang with the man
because i have the master plan
when danger reared it`s ugly head
brave Izzy turned and fled

gotcha Isabeau (HAHA)

hmmm

i havent tapped out
i still can shout
flock is a trout lol
i know what your about
i am no lout


isabeau

 

[FlockOfSeagulls]

hmmm

i havent tapped out
i still can shout
flock is a trout lol
i know what your about
i am no lout


isabeau

that was sooooooo weak
maybe you should climb a mountain peak
that way you won`t be so meek
how come instead of a nose you have a beak?
maybe you will find what you seek

 

[isabeau]

that was sooooooo weak
maybe you should climb a mountain peak
that way you won`t be so meek
how come instead of a nose you have a beak?
maybe you will find what you seek

grrr

you are such a creep

i wont seek so deep

now dont say a peep

or you will get a beep

get in your jeep

you certainly wont keep

why not take a leep lololol

isabeau

 

[FlockOfSeagulls]

grrr

you are such a creep

i wont seek so deep

now dont say a peep

or you will get a beep

get in your jeep

you certainly wont keep

why not take a leep lololol

isabeau

I bet you think you are funny
you are slower than the energizer bunny
go earn lots & lots of money
so you can buy some honey

Izzy you might go ahead and wave the white flag
maybe in your mouth we should put a gag
this rhymin thing is just not your bag
don`t stop wearing a bra or they might sag

 

[isabeau]

I bet you think you are funny
you are slower than the energizer bunny
go earn lots & lots of money
so you can buy some honey

Izzy you might go ahead and wave the white flag
maybe in your mouth we should put a gag
this rhymin thing is just not your bag
don`t stop wearing a bra or they might sag

oooooooo you are soo asking for it,
you are full of sh**
i have great tits.
so dont have a fit.

flocky fly off.
or else i must scoff.
your hat you should doff.
are your muscles really boff? lololol

isabeau

 

[FlockOfSeagulls]

oooooooo you are soo asking for it,
you are full of sh**
i have great tits.
so dont have a fit.

flocky fly off.
or else i must scoff.
your hat you should doff.
are your muscles really boff? lololol

isabeau

my muscles are very big
I will use them to take off your wig
or drive a very big rig
maybe you should dance a jig
your favorite fruit is a fig
your band is no good ,so you can`t get a gig

 

[FlockOfSeagulls]

Izzy you really don`t have a chance
so just give up and and come out of your trance
and when you walk please don`t prance
and everyone says that you can`t dance
the Eiffel tower is located in Paris, France
it is considered the land of romance

 

[isabeau]

i certainly can dance.

but you'll never get the chance.

are you jealous, perchance?

your the one in a trance.

i do not prance.




now go fly away

by you i wont be swayed.

do you ever stray?

or do you just bay?


isabeau

 

[FlockOfSeagulls]

Izzy you are the only one I know who gets lost at the zoo

If you watch a sappy movie you say ''boohoo''

your favorite tune is Spandau Ballets ''True''

have you ever heard a song by Motley Crue?

one of your favorite beverages is Mountain Dew

what does a cow say, it say moo moo

 

[isabeau]

why is this thread bashing me?

i'm sweet as can be

i wish you could see

but alas you arent free

do you pee on a tree?

isabeau

 

[natural tickler]

This rhyming thread has turned into a roast,
so both of you chill and have a toast,
to the one who can rhyme like chilly most,
who can beat both of you from coast to coast

flocky you talk too much smack,
your rhymes are so wack,
you need to go home and pack
back to the rehab, cuz you defintely lack
the styles and rhymes that I always pack
because if you think you can beat me, you must be on crack


Izzy you need to play the part
its obvious you shop at Wal-mart
fighting an old lady for the last box of Pop-Tarts
and now you realize it wasn't very smart
to battle this champion rhymer from the start

 

[natural tickler]

now all of these fools
have been taken to school
my rhymes they still drool
about the ruler who rules
and to think they thought they were cool
but they are just a tool