Some Interesting Milagros Facts

[milagros317]

^ Milagros never sleeps during conventions because of this... lol.

Conventions?

 

[Bohemianne]

Conventions?

large meetings..

 

[milagros317]

large meetings..

It's true that I don't sleep in baseball stadiums.

 

[Bohemianne]

In fact, Milagros never blinked in baseball stadiums!

 

[milagros317]

In fact, Milagros never blinked in baseball stadiums!

I have sneezed there, though, and I urinate in them quite often.

 

[Bohemianne]

I have sneezed there, though, and I urinate in them quite often.

One at a time, lol!

 

[milagros317]

One at a time, lol!

My account of one game in Shea Stadium in the 1990's includes the notation: The Mets were retired so quickly in the bottom of the sixth that I missed the whole half inning while urinating.

 

[paracarl44]

Will be on pins and needles this weekend as his Dodgers play the Dreaded Giants being only two and a half games ahead of them.

 

[milagros317]

Will be on pins and needles this weekend as his Dodgers play the Dreaded Giants being only two and a half games ahead of them.

In fact, I have warned my neighbors not to get excited if they hear loud cursing and the smashing of glass objects.

 

[paracarl44]

In fact, I have warned my neighbors not to get excited if they hear loud cursing and the smashing of glass objects.

^I'm glad that I will be at a Veteran's Convention and not here to hear any bitching.^

 

[milagros317]

^I'm glad that I will be at a Veteran's Convention and not here to hear any bitching.^

While I sometimes post to gloat about Dodger victories, I never post about Dodger losses. I mourn in private.

 

[paracarl44]

Is happy today that his Dodgers won two out of three games with the Giants.

 

[milagros317]

Is happy today that his Dodgers won two out of three games with the Giants.

Correct!

 

[General Zod]

He is....................The most interesting man in the world.

 

[milagros317]

He is....................The most interesting man in the world.

Thank you, my friend. But I don't drink Dos Equis beer.

 

[Bohemianne]

Milagros can change the world!

 

[milagros317]

Milagros can change the world!

Everybody can change the world, but the question is, "How much?"

 

[Bohemianne]

Everybody can change the world, but the question is, "How much?"

Hehe... some would need 3000 PSI* of force to be moved...

PSI = punch (in the face) per square inch.

 

[milagros317]

Hehe... some would need 3000 PSI* of force to be moved...

PSI = punch (in the face) per square inch.

LOL
Very funny.

 

[paracarl44]

Milagros is happy that his Dodgers have clinched a playoff berth.

 

[milagros317]

Milagros is happy that his Dodgers have clinched a playoff berth.

Very true.

 

[General Zod]

He is what Willis was talkin' about.

 

[milagros317]

Thank you, my friend.

 

[seanwoj]

Hes secretly a long lost ZZ TOP band member.

 

[C.A.B.]

Hes secretly a long lost ZZ TOP band member.

LOL!! THAT was good.