Some Interesting Milagros Facts

[milagros317]

In dreams... lol! Only in dreams.

Ah, very good. Yes, I do fly in dreams.

 

[Bohemianne]

Someday, Milagros will become a mathematical unit. Like >>>> several Mils of goddamn post count. LOL.

 

[milagros317]

Someday, Milagros will become a mathematical unit. Like >>>> several Mils of goddamn post count. LOL.

I suggest that the unit be 1,001 posts. I have created a thread in which I post every time I reach a multiple of that, for example my last post there was at 335,335 posts.

 

[paracarl44]

Unfortunate for him he had to hear:

THE GIANTS WON THE PENNANT!

THE GIANTS WON THE PENNANT!

THE GIANTS WON THE PENNANT!

 

[milagros317]

Unfortunate for him he had to hear:

The putrid motherfucking hated jints bastards did not legitimately win anything. They finished second in their Division, the National League West, and hence they should not have even been permitted to play in post-season.

They join a list of BASTARD MOTHERFUCKING USURPERS who pretend to be champions of baseball.

 

[Bohemianne]

^ The genie must be around when Milagros uses "all caps" and "italized size-1 font" like that....

 

[milagros317]

^ The genie must be around when Milagros uses "all caps" and "italized size-1 font" like that....

And which genie would that be?

 

[Bohemianne]

And which genie would that be?

Only one. GENIE-ral Zod.

 

[milagros317]

Only one. GENIE-ral Zod.

Very amusing.
I like Zod.

 

[Bohemianne]

Milagros and Houdini have similarity.

 

[milagros317]

Milagros and Houdini have similarity.

This is true, and Goddess Shelly has noticed this.

 

[Bohemianne]

This is true, and Goddess Shelly has noticed this.

Except that Houdini can escape but Milagros can't.

 

[milagros317]

Except that Houdini can escape but Milagros can't.

I have escaped a couple of times, to her surprise.
But she never makes the same mistake twice.

 

[Bohemianne]

Milagros is keeping a very expensive diamond ring (... which he secretly uses to cut tiles and glasses...mwahahaha).

 

[milagros317]

Milagros is keeping a very expensive diamond ring (... which he secretly uses to cut tiles and glasses...mwahahaha).

This one is not true.

 

[paracarl44]

Milagros will probably not watch The Super Bowl.

 

[milagros317]

Milagros will probably not watch The Super Bowl.

Correct. I did see the replay of two 4th quarter plays on the news.

 

[Bohemianne]

Goddess Shelley likes to role-play as the writer with Milagros as the tickle fiend ><.

 

[milagros317]

Goddess Shelley likes to role-play as the writer with Milagros as the tickle fiend ><.

I wish.

 

[paracarl44]

Milagros will probably not watch the race at Daytona.

 

[milagros317]

Milagros will probably not watch the race at Daytona.

Correct!

 

[paracarl44]

Milagros might watch some of The Academy Awards.

 

[milagros317]

Milagros might watch some of The Academy Awards.

I doubt it. Bunch of Hollywood assholes congratulating each other.

 

[Bohemianne]

...but Milagros had a selfie with Sylvester Stallone.

 

[milagros317]

...but Milagros had a selfie with Sylvester Stallone.

Don't believe it.