MIlagros single handly got Dee Gordon on the All Star team!
Sssh. Not so large.MILAGROS IS TICKLISH 24/7!!!!!!!!
Bwahaha...
He was once asked by Albert Einstein what the Theory of Relativity was.
He once sold ice to an Eskimo.
Had I been there, I would have been forced to do so.He helped to build th pyramids in Egypt.
He once had tea with Napoleon.
No, but I did own an original Ford Mustang.He once owned a model T Ford when they were first introduced.
True!Milagros had seen aliens.
He's so old, he uses a horse and buggy to get around.
He's so hairy, he was once mistaken for sasquatch.
He's descended from Chimpanzees.
He's descended instead from Orangutans.