The ALPHABETICAL "I COULDN'T POSSIBLY EVER" thread

[goddess_nemesis]

I couldn't possibly ever chase zebras.

 

[paracarl44]

I COULDN'T POSSIBLY EVER.........

allow this thread to be buried, so I will start this Alphabet Thread over again.

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I couldn't possibly ever bash a vase over someone's head.

 

[paracarl44]

I COULDN'T POSSIBLY EVER.........

cull cats in Colorado.

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I couldn't possibly ever dance naked.

 

[paracarl44]

I COULDN'T POSSIBLY EVER................

be an elephant trainer.

 

[milagros317]

I couldn't possibly ever fiercely fight fifty-five frantic friendly frisky freakish French firefighters for fabulous free frozen fried fish from Finland's fine frozen lakes.

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I couldn't possibly ever grow marijuana.

 

[paracarl44]

I COULDN'T POSSIBLY EVER...........

harvest hay in Hungary.

 

[milagros317]

I couldn't possibly ever intentionally ignore interesting idealistic ignorant idle impatient insightful insensitive irritating irrational impertinent important Irish iguanas.

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I couldn't possibly ever juggle jaguars.

 

[milagros317]

I couldn't possibly ever kindly kiss koalas, kicking kangaroos, kinky lions, or ugly tigers on the mouth.

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I couldn't possibly ever lazily lick lizards.

 

[milagros317]

I couldn't possibly ever merrily marry many mercurial marvelous mathematical meticulous mendacious methodical malodorous malcontent Martian maidens.

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I couldn't possibly ever dance naked.

 

[milagros317]

I couldn't possibly ever obstinately openly oppose one of Oklahoma's, Ohio's, Ontario's or Oregon's obscure obscenity laws.

 

[Featherly]

I couldn't possibly ever be Peter Piper, picking pickled peppers at any time.

 

[milagros317]

I couldn't possibly ever quickly quietly quote Quasimodo, Qatari queens, Quentin Tarantino, or Albert Einstein here on the TMF.

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I couldn't possibly ever rape a corpse.

 

[milagros317]

I couldn't possibly ever slowly solidly soundly spank seventy-seven sweet saucy spunky svelte sexy Swedish sorority sisters on their bare bottoms, but I very much wish to do so.

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I couldn't possibly ever tickle torture turtles.

 

[paracarl44]

I COULD'T POSSIBLY EVER.................

urinate on the tomb of Ulysses S. Grant.

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I couldn't possibly ever vandalize a crypt.

 

[paracarl44]

I COULDN'T POSSIBLY EVER...........

watch movies for a 24 hour period.

 

[milagros317]

I couldn't possibly ever xerox xenophobic xylophonists' X-rays.