The Alphabetical "I Don't Have Any" thread

[Jason Reborn]

I do not have any wonderful women in Wonder Woman outfits

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I don't have any xylophones.

 

[drewskee]

I don't have any of your phone numbers....yet.

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I don't have any zebras.

 

[Jason Reborn]

I don't have any allegies to anything else other than pollen and peanuts

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I don't have any bears.

 

[Jason Reborn]

I don't have any more cares in the world, I just wanna spend the rest of my life already so it can be done and over with...

 

[drewskee]

I don't have any donuts.

 

[Jason Reborn]

I don't have any Elephant Man to play right now

 

[drewskee]

I don't have any farts to release at the moment.

 

[Jason Reborn]

I don't have any quotes from the late great Ghandi to recite, but ironically, thinking about him has made me hungry for a hamburger

 

[drewskee]

I don't have any hair in my mouth.

 

[Jason Reborn]

I don't have any ice cream in a bowl at the moment

 

[drewskee]

I don't have any Japanese women in my room at the moment.

 

[Jason Reborn]

I don't have any Korean girls in my room at the moment (thanks for the inspiration on this one, Drewskee )

 

[drewskee]

I don't have any lava lamps.

 

[Jason Reborn]

I don't have any Malaysian maidens to lay with

 

[drewskee]

I don't have any Nicaraguan flags in my room.

 

[Jason Reborn]

I don't have any Oakland Raider cheerleaders cheering me on while I take a leak

 

[drewskee]

I don't have any Paula Abdul CDs in my collection.

 

[Jason Reborn]

I don't have any quizes or puzzles to solve right now

 

[drewskee]

I don't have any Russian relatives (as far as I know).

 

[Jason Reborn]

I don't have any Sweedish sisters or cousins that I know of

 

[drewskee]

I don't have any Thai food in my refrigerator.

 

[Jason Reborn]

I don't have any Ugandian medicine bowls