the "you know your getting older when" thread

[AmishTickler]

... people post this smiley about you:

^

...you work up a sweat walking around the block.

 

[devioustickler]

hmm... when you remember being a kid was 2 decades ago.
WHen you begin going to bed early like 10-11 and waking up at 5-6 am.
WHen you begin quoting things your parents said.

But for me.. is when you go out on a Fri and Sat night to the mall to see a movie and there are SOOOO many damn kids around, you decide to just leave and go back home, renting a movie at red box instead. Haha...

 

[deadlywiffeathr]

you dont even know when the school term starts and finishes anymore

 

[luvgirlsfeet]

when you have salt n' pepper hair at age 42

 

[r4j20c67]

When the bank sends you their free calendar, One month at a time.

 

[luvgirlsfeet]

When the chair your sitting in makes less noise then you do when you move

 

[milagros317]

... when you begin to doze off during the 12th inning of a baseball game about whose outcome you really care.

 

[puretickling]

People mention you are old

 

[paracarl44]

You have to stop and catch your breath every few minutes while shoveling snow.

 

[milagros317]

Young women offer you their seat on the subway.

 

[Bator]

When you and your teeth don't sleep together. sorry for laughing HAHAHAHAHA

 

[ticklishangel52]

^ ROFL!!!!!

When there is no such thing as snow days

 

[paracarl44]

When you stop growing in height, but grow larger around the belly.

 

[milagros317]

When you start saying things like, "When I was your age ..."

 

[ticklishscribe]

You forget to remember.

 

[ticklishscribe]

When your toenails become claws. (Bad Back and can't reach down there any more?)

 

[C.A.B.]

...you enter an elevator and hear the Ray Coniff version of The Sex Pistols' "God Save the Queen"

 

[deadlywiffeathr]

you hear songs that were popular when you were 18 described as "old school"

 

[Boy Ticklish]

when you remember gas prices being less than $1.25 per gallon for regular unleaded xD

 

[deadlywiffeathr]

when you get mad because your neighbours are having a party

 

[milagros317]

when you remember gas prices being less than $1.25 per gallon for regular unleaded xD

The first gallon of gas that I bought cost $0.25 (in 1963). It was, however, leaded.

 

[kopfhorer]

You still wonder who "You're So Vain" is really about, like you've done since '73!

 

[ticklishscribe]

You need binoculars, to read this thread, tmf and the internet in general.

 

[paracarl44]

You notice that Milagros just had another Birthday.

 

[isabeau]

When your 40th highschool reunion is this summer...sighs