the "you know your getting older when" thread

[milagros317]

You notice that Milagros just had another Birthday.

Indeed so, and I am no longer young.

 

[ticklishscribe]

When your 40th highschool reunion is this summer...sighs

I thought it was your 40th Nursery School reunion? Lady you are so beautiful, I think that any high school male would be asking you out.

 

[Ticklemmmeeeeee]

When you play solitaire for two hours and wonder where the time went, lol. (You also know you are lazy when you utilize the "winning hand" setting, lol.)

 

[milagros317]

... you fall asleep watching the 10pm news.

 

[paracarl44]

When you fall asleep watching the 11:00 News.

 

[milagros317]

When you begin to take afternoon naps.

 

[paracarl44]

You start forgetting where you put things.

 

[milagros317]

When you continue to take afternoon naps.

 

[paracarl44]

When you look at a calendar to find out which doctor you will be seeing this week.

 

[milagros317]

When you realize that there are six physicians of different specialties on your speed dial.

 

[luvgirlsfeet]

when the state of the art video game system makes a comeback

 

[TicklishBlackGuy]

when they say Space Jam came out 20 years ago

 

[AmishTickler]

you have no desire to go out and party on the night before Thanksgiving.

 

[milagros317]

... you spend more money at the pharmacy than at the grocery store.

 

[kevin_kidnapped]

You get an AARP card in the mail that you didn't ask for.

 

[milagros317]

Half of your mail concerns Medicare Advantage plans.

 

[paracarl44]

You notice that Milagros just had another birthday.

 

[milagros317]

You notice that Milagros just had another birthday.

You don't like getting reminded of birthdays.

 

[paracarl44]

When a Meals On Wheels volunteer asks you if you might need their service.

 

[TicklishBlackGuy]

When eating a single candy bar makes you gain 10 pounds

 

[milagros317]

When eating a single candy bar makes you gain 10 pounds

When looking at a chocolate cake makes you gain a pound.

 

[GEORGIATKLER]

You get carded for the senior discount, or worse yet are given it without having to ask.

 

[sadi]

Thank you, Isabeau.

... when you have not only a primary care physician but also half a dozen specialists in your personal phone book.

Does it count if I had this when still eighteen? (But closer to a dozen specialists, adding more as the last doesn't know how to "fix" the problem... *sigh*)

 

[sadi]

When your knee creaks every time you walk up steps.

 

[milagros317]

You get carded for the senior discount, or worse yet are given it without having to ask.

Yes, when you are given the senior discount without even asking for it.