TMI Tuesday -- 6/21/11 -- If the bombs go off, the sun will still be shining.

[CrystalLight]

1. What was the most productive thing you did today?

2. What do you do to help yourself out of a funk?

3. What's an ideal way for you to spend a weekend?

4. If you could trade lives with a TMF Member for a week, who would it be & why?

5. If you could have a custom signature designed by one of the many epic artists we have here on forum, who would you pick & what would you want your sig to be of?

6. When [insert song title & artist here] comes on the radio, I want to smash everything in sight.

7. You have started your own sex themed business. Congratulations. What is the name of your business? What is your specialty service or product?

8. What's the hardest thing you've had to tell someone?

9. Ever found any strange items while Spring cleaning? If so, what?

10. What is the funniest thing you have ever said or done during sex? (Orgasmic facial expressions do not count.)

Bonus: If you had a friend who spoke to you in the same way that you sometimes speak to yourself, how long would you allow that person to be your friend?

 

[Comfort Eagle]

1. What was the most productive thing you did today?

Pulled some teeth, filled in some cavities.

2. What do you do to help yourself out of a funk?

Make my friend let me play with her feet. It's weird, but it works and she gets off on it. It's a twofer.

3. What's an ideal way for you to spend a weekend?

At the goddamn beach.

4. If you could trade lives with a TMF Member for a week, who would it be & why?

c7_assassin because I imagine he gets laid 24/7

5. If you could have a custom signature designed by one of the many epic artists we have here on forum, who would you pick & what would you want your sig to be of?

Snail Shell, and me as a CommuNazi

6. When [insert song title & artist here] comes on the radio, I want to smash everything in sight.

Don't listen to the radio, but Muse and their critical acclaim irk me. So that.

7. You have started your own sex themed business. Congratulations. What is the name of your business? What is your specialty service or product?

The Stock Market; sturdy stocks that can be disguised as coffee tables for kinksters who can't be arsed to go to the sexclub.

8. What's the hardest thing you've had to tell someone?

Nothing.

9. Ever found any strange items while Spring cleaning? If so, what?

Werewolf costume. Shit's cash.

10. What is the funniest thing you have ever said or done during sex? (Orgasmic facial expressions do not count.)

Brough a girl to orgasim licking her foot. She was flexible and I wanted to see if footfreaks were serious about that being true. Surprise surprise.

Bonus: If you had a friend who spoke to you in the same way that you sometimes speak to yourself, how long would you allow that person to be your friend?

Does my friend have the same ugly charisma I do? If not 3 months.

 

[BrightEyes1082]

cause I've heard it said that every mushroom cloud
has a silver lining, (though I'm always undermining too deep to know)

 

[sasaxrah]

1. What was the most productive thing you did today?

Got some college recommendation letters done.

2. What do you do to help yourself out of a funk?

Walk the dog.

3. What's an ideal way for you to spend a weekend?

See friends, sleep in, time outside in nice weather. All with my fiance.

4. If you could trade lives with a TMF Member for a week, who would it be & why?

MTP Jeff. I'd totally fuck with the forum for that week.

5. If you could have a custom signature designed by one of the many epic artists we have here on forum, who would you pick & what would you want your sig to be of?

Meh, I don't really care about my signature all that much. I'd hate for someone to waste their talent on me.

6. When Firework comes on the radio, I want to smash everything in sight.

7. You have started your own sex themed business. Congratulations. What is the name of your business? What is your specialty service or product?

I'd love to sell womens' sex toys. I'd call it "Shit You Stick Up Your Hoohoo."

8. What's the hardest thing you've had to tell someone?

Coming out to my parents.

9. Ever found any strange items while Spring cleaning? If so, what?

Lots of singleton socks. Not that that's weird.

10. What is the funniest thing you have ever said or done during sex? (Orgasmic facial expressions do not count.)

I once got headbutted in the nose, by accident, and screamed like a banshee.

Bonus: If you had a friend who spoke to you in the same way that you sometimes speak to yourself, how long would you allow that person to be your friend?

Probably about ten seconds. Great question.

 

[BlackestLily]

1. What was the most productive thing you did today?

I went to work and brought in breakfast for everyone.

2. What do you do to help yourself out of a funk?

Sounds odd, but I watch documentaries.

3. What's an ideal way for you to spend a weekend?

At home, doing whatever I feel like doing. Well, that's how I like to spend it during the work year anyway. During summers I like to meet up for bonfires and food.

4. If you could trade lives with a TMF Member for a week, who would it be & why?

I would trade with Slacker, so I could dye his Beard pink and braid it, before giving it back to him.

5. If you could have a custom signature designed by one of the many epic artists we have here on forum, who would you pick & what would you want your sig to be of?

I would pick Saudelli. I'd want something dark, exotic, sexy, and sassy.

6. When [insert song title & artist here] comes on the radio, I want to smash everything in sight.

Whatever that retarded whips and chains song is by Rihanna. I'm so sick of it I could Hulk smash.

7. You have started your own sex themed business. Congratulations. What is the name of your business? What is your specialty service or product?

Fuckbuddy - We give you friends on lonely nights! (Sex toys that is, not prostitutes...well...maybe.)

8. What's the hardest thing you've had to tell someone?

Goodbye.

9. Ever found any strange items while Spring cleaning? If so, what?

Random shit I thought I lost or threw away. Then I actually throw it away.

10. What is the funniest thing you have ever said or done during sex? (Orgasmic facial expressions do not count.)

I literally cannot think of anything. Apparently it's been srs bzns for me. LOL

Bonus: If you had a friend who spoke to you in the same way that you sometimes speak to yourself, how long would you allow that person to be your friend?
I'd give it 3 months TOPS.

 

[Persephone]

1. What was the most productive thing you did today?

Went to Target and purchased the futon I've been saving up for, only to find that it didn't fit into my car...so had to make a gazillion phone calls to find someone with a big enough car to help me pick it up tomorrow!

2. What do you do to help yourself out of a funk?

Drawing, writing a new story, or taking a shower helps. I also love just taking a drive.

3. What's an ideal way for you to spend a weekend?

Just hanging out with some of my good friends, watching bad movies, and ordering our favorite Chinese food.

4. If you could trade lives with a TMF Member for a week, who would it be & why?

BellaRisa, cause I'd want to get my ass spanked raw by Bruce as often as she gets too.

5. If you could have a custom signature designed by one of the many epic artists we have here on forum, who would you pick & what would you want your sig to be of?

C.A.B. was kind enough to make me a custom signature. I still have it saved. I just used it for many months last year and wanted a change. I could always whip it back out in the future

But if I could pick another artist, definitely Bandito. Love his stuff!

6. When [insert song title & artist here] comes on the radio, I want to smash everything in sight.

"Perfect" by Pink

7. You have started your own sex themed business. Congratulations. What is the name of your business? What is your specialty service or product?

The name: Perspehone Publishing Inc.
Speciality/Products: Printed erotic/romantic/sexual novels by me

8. What's the hardest thing you've had to tell someone?

Having to tell my mom when my sister was in the hospital and then we found out she was diagnosed with cancer.

9. Ever found any strange items while Spring cleaning? If so, what?

I found my pizza slice costume from high school bundled up in an old Wal-mart bag in the back of my closet.

10. What is the funniest thing you have ever said or done during sex? (Orgasmic facial expressions do not count.)

Can't answer, because I am still cherry.

Bonus: If you had a friend who spoke to you in the same way that you sometimes speak to yourself, how long would you allow that person to be your friend?

Forever. That would awesome to have someone who was that blunt.

 

[desdemona]

1. What was the most productive thing you did today?
Took out the trash. Saw some patients. Called some clients.
2. What do you do to help yourself out of a funk?
Drink. Cry. Listen to music.
3. What's an ideal way for you to spend a weekend?
Lounging in pj's, reading, watching a movie.
4. If you could trade lives with a TMF Member for a week, who would it be & why?
Female? I'd say Crystal. Male? I'd say Myriads Just for sheer variety.
5. If you could have a custom signature designed by one of the many epic artists we have here on forum, who would you pick & what would you want your sig to be of?
Bohemianne. Me and my cats.
6. When [insert song title & artist here] comes on the radio, I want to smash everything in sight.
Nothing immediately comes to mind... what a shame...OH, what the hell, anything by Kanye West.

7. You have started your own sex themed business. Congratulations. What is the name of your business? What is your specialty service or product?
Pornontape - different fetishes, hetero, lesbian, gay - all kinds of erotica. Albeit it would be on CD, not tape

8. What's the hardest thing you've had to tell someone?
That their dog/cat died or is dying. Never gets easier

9. Ever found any strange items while Spring cleaning? If so, what?
Spring what? Nope
10. What is the funniest thing you have ever said or done during sex? (Orgasmic facial expressions do not count.)
Probably hit myself or my partner.
Bonus: If you had a friend who spoke to you in the same way that you sometimes speak to yourself, how long would you allow that person to be your friend?
Hmmm... I'm not big on friends - I'd say like 30 minutes tops.
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[SapphireRose]

1. What was the most productive thing you did today?

Worked...worked...Ummm...yeah...And made reservations at a hotel.

2. What do you do to help yourself out of a funk?

Depends on the funk, sometimes listening to music helps, sometimes I need to walk it off. Other times I need to get lost in a book. BUT Above all else, talking it out and being around my b/f helps the most.

3.What's an ideal way for you to spend a weekend?

Wake up at some point in time, eat breakfast, and go out to see what the day will bring me. Sometimes the best days are me going out for looooong walks. Other days it's staying in and reading...This weekend I'm going to the beach!!!

4. If you could trade lives with a TMF Member for a week, who would it be & why?

I honestly have no idea...

5. If you could have a custom signature designed by one of the many epic artists we have here on forum, who would you pick & what would you want your sig to be of?

BlackestLily ...I can has? And of what...hmmm...Don't care, whatever she'd create would be epic.

6. When [insert song title & artist here] comes on the radio, I want to smash everything in sight.

Almost ANYTHING Bruno Mars or Katy Perry. I like both of their music...but it gets played to DEATH...

7. You have started your own sex themed business. Congratulations. What is the name of your business? What is your specialty service or product?

Sapphire's Seductions. Probably a video store...

8. What's the hardest thing you've had to tell someone?

Goodbye. For good...

9. Ever found any strange items while Spring cleaning? If so, what?

Not really, no. Unless you include the dust-bunnies that have actually started reproducing... Ick...

10. What is the funniest thing you have ever said or done during sex? (Orgasmic facial expressions do not count.)

I honestly have no idea...One thing does come to mind that I find embarrassing, but I have mixed feelings on it at the moment...So maybe I'll get back to you on that one.

Bonus: If you had a friend who spoke to you in the same way that you sometimes speak to yourself, how long would you allow that person to be your friend?

One to three months, tops...Ugh.

 

[Filthyweasel]

2. What do you do to help yourself out of a funk?
Sounds odd, but I watch documentaries.

I do exactly the same thing!

 

[sheisgone24]

1. What was the most productive thing you did today?

Put in a 9 hour plus day at work - there is no such thing as productivity after that ...

2. What do you do to help yourself out of a funk?

Dance around my house, listen to music really loud in the car and sing/scream, watch main stream porn and wank - that usually does the trick.

3. What's an ideal way for you to spend a weekend?

Sitting on my porch drink iced tea and reading on a sunny day after watching someone else do all the yard work.

4. If you could trade lives with a TMF Member for a week, who would it be & why?
PorcelainDoll - you seem very self assured and fearless, qualities I admire and wish I had possessed at such a young age.

5. If you could have a custom signature designed by one of the many epic artists we have here on forum, who would you pick & what would you want your sig to be of?

Designed by LonelySatyr, he is on FetLife not here but his work is very cool! Very Hot!! It would be picture of me from when I was a little kid, in a bathsuit and pigtails, grinning from ear to ear, spraying a garden hose - but I would be "magically" aged to 29 and holding .... at least one person on the forum has seen this picture and his reaction was "you were a little dickens" .... yes I am!

6. When [insert song title & artist here] comes on the radio, I want to smash everything in sight. -

Love Story - Taylor Swift

7. You have started your own sex themed business. Congratulations. What is the name of your business? What is your specialty service or product?

The G-Spot - super corny! I had to say it. Vintage Erotica

8. What's the hardest thing you've had to tell someone?

That I wasn't happy - no worries, it wasn't like he was listening.

9. Ever found any strange items while Spring cleaning? If so, what?

I recently found an oven-mitt in my love seat. No clue!

10. What is the funniest thing you have ever said or done during sex? (Orgasmic facial expressions do not count.)

Took a call from my mom and sister so they wouldn't come home early from shopping and ruin my afternoon .... more weird than funny? Maybe.

Bonus: If you had a friend who spoke to you in the same way that you sometimes speak to yourself, how long would you allow that person to be your friend?
Less than a day.

 

[TropicThunder]

1. What was the most productive thing you did today?

I went to the library and got some books.

2. What do you do to help yourself out of a funk?

I’m in one right now. Reading helps. Writing helps.

3. What's an ideal way for you to spend a weekend?

With my boyfriend and my kid. Going for walks, watching movies and cooking dinner.

4. If you could trade lives with a TMF Member for a week, who would it be & why?

Artoo.

5. If you could have a custom signature designed by one of the many epic artists we have here on forum, who would you pick & what would you want your sig to be of?

I actually can’t decide. I get custom work done for me on another site.

6. When [insert song title & artist here] comes on the radio, I want to smash everything in sight.

…but I don’t listen to the radio.

7. You have started your own sex themed business. Congratulations. What is the name of your business? What is your specialty service or product?
Magnum – We specialize in everything that’s large and possibly gold.

8. What's the hardest thing you've had to tell someone?

the Truth.

9. Ever found any strange items while Spring cleaning? If so, what?

A stuffed Christmas reindeer that has detachable “parts”

10. What is the funniest thing you have ever said or done during sex? (Orgasmic facial expressions do not count.)

Oh my god. I could write a book on the stupid shit I say. I think one of the best moments was when Futurama came on the TV and we both were watching the whole intro while still going at it. Then when we noticed, we kind of nodded and gave up to watch the show. (Dude, it was the Popplers episode!)

Bonus: If you had a friend who spoke to you in the same way that you sometimes speak to yourself, how long would you allow that person to be your friend?

I think you’re referring to my twin brother, Writer’s Block. I wish that asshole would fuck off.

 

[Big_Dogg85]

1. What was the most productive thing you did today?
Answered dumb questions over the phone.

2. What do you do to help yourself out of a funk?
Talk to my friends and listen to certain music.

3. What's an ideal way for you to spend a weekend?
Relax with the fiancee, or do as little as possible. Weekend = sleep-catch up.

4. If you could trade lives with a TMF Member for a week, who would it be & why?
Probably asutickler. C'mon, who doesn't want to be a rhino and meet Stan Lee?

5. If you could have a custom signature designed by one of the many epic artists we have here on forum, who would you pick & what would you want your sig to be of?
This is very easy! I'd like it to be done by Umojar or Blackest Lily and my sig would be a dark "old west sheriff-style" (hat, long coat, etc.) figure wearing a black mask over the eyes and standing tall, with his faithful Great Dane beside him.

6. When [insert song title & artist here] comes on the radio, I want to smash everything in sight.
There are a lot of songs...can't just name one. Listening to Chop Suey by System of a Down pumps me up to smash everything in sight but not the actual deed.

7. You have started your own sex themed business. Congratulations. What is the name of your business? What is your specialty service or product?
The Oil Ocean; it would be a store dedicated to various massage and aromatherapy oils, lubricants of all natures, and great variety of toys and necessities for the kink in all of us. The store would also hold classes and sessions on how to get the best result when manipulating any sort of lube or oil. A couple of examples would be the application of a lubricant to a body part in order to reduce the friction - in our line of fetish this means less friction = higher potential ticklishness - or another example could be how to manipulate various aromas and amounts to make your partner more relaxed. That kind of idea for a store.

8. What's the hardest thing you've had to tell someone?
Telling my ex that we should see other people.

9. Ever found any strange items while Spring cleaning? If so, what?
Don't recall, sorry.

10. What is the funniest thing you have ever said or done during sex? (Orgasmic facial expressions do not count.)
"COME ON! TRANSFORM, GODDAMN YOU!!!" -speaking to my manhood, nicknamed Optimus Prime by my fiancee, when it was slow to rise. We both had to stop cuz we were laughing so hard.

Bonus: If you had a friend who spoke to you in the same way that you sometimes speak to yourself, how long would you allow that person to be your friend?
That person would probably become one of my best friends because we'd respect each other enough to tell it how it is when it's most needed.

AGAIN, MY HUMBLE THANKS TO YOU JO FOR BRINGING TMI TUESDAYS BACK!!!

When we gonna meet, eh?

 

[Amnesiac]

1. What was the most productive thing you did today?
Grabbed some job applications

2. What do you do to help yourself out of a funk?
Usually drive around listening to appropriate Radiohead album; or watching old Daria episodes.

3. What's an ideal way for you to spend a weekend?
At home with my porn and NOBODY HOME ALL WEEKEND! It'll have to do until I get a hot girlfriend.

4. If you could trade lives with a TMF Member for a week, who would it be & why?
BlackestLily so I could fondle my awesome tits and sleep with every one of my wives, and maybe a few other awesome ladies. Oh, and teach kids about all sorts of fucked up things their parents don't want them to know.

5. If you could have a custom signature designed by one of the many epic artists we have here on forum, who would you pick & what would you want your sig to be of?
I'd have to say either Umojar or Ozzy...because it'd have to be epically goofy.

6. When [insert song title & artist here] comes on the radio, I want to smash everything in sight.
When KeSha comes on the radio I wanna smash said radio. But I just turn it off so I don't have to buy a new one.

7. You have started your own sex themed business. Congratulations. What is the name of your business? What is your specialty service or product?
The Empornium: a 2-story Super Wal-Mart sized porn rental and purchase store with a separate arcade. Every legal porn in the country available.

8. What's the hardest thing you've had to tell someone?
That I had a tickling fetish.

9. Ever found any strange items while Spring cleaning? If so, what?
Nope, just stuff I thought I lost.

10. What is the funniest thing you have ever said or done during sex? (Orgasmic facial expressions do not count.)
I'm sure I've said some zingers but I funnily enough can't remember.

Bonus: If you had a friend who spoke to you in the same way that you sometimes speak to yourself, how long would you allow that person to be your friend?
I have no idea.

 

[Bothersome]

1. What was the most productive thing you did today?

I wrote 4,500 words in my story.

2. What do you do to help yourself out of a funk?

Go for a late night/early morning walk or a jog.

3. What's an ideal way for you to spend a weekend?

Ideal? Alone, with something productive to do.

4. If you could trade lives with a TMF Member for a week, who would it be & why?

I honestly don't know anyone well enough to give a good answer to this.

5. If you could have a custom signature designed by one of the many epic artists we have here on forum, who would you pick & what would you want your sig to be of?

I kind of have to use the same answer as to the above question. >.<

6. When [insert song title & artist here] comes on the radio, I want to smash everything in sight.

Firework by Katy Perry. That song is played waaaaaaay too fucking much.

7. You have started your own sex themed business. Congratulations. What is the name of your business? What is your specialty service or product?

After spending about 10 minutes staring at this question, I came to the conclusion that I lack the creativity required to start a sex business.

8. What's the hardest thing you've had to tell someone?

"I don't believe in God." A lot of my friends are very devout Christians.

9. Ever found any strange items while Spring cleaning? If so, what?

Cleaning?

10. What is the funniest thing you have ever said or done during sex? (Orgasmic facial expressions do not count.)

I plead da fifth.

Bonus: If you had a friend who spoke to you in the same way that you sometimes speak to yourself, how long would you allow that person to be your friend?

He'd be dead within the week.

 

[Snail Shell]

1. What was the most productive thing you did today?

Work

2. What do you do to help yourself out of a funk?

Work

3. What's an ideal way for you to spend a weekend?

Movies, video games, comics.

4. If you could trade lives with a TMF Member for a week, who would it be & why?

Capnmad. Wanna be tall.

5. If you could have a custom signature designed by one of the many epic artists we have here on forum, who would you pick & what would you want your sig to be of?

Done that already.

6. When [insert song title & artist here] comes on the radio, I want to smash everything in sight.

Anything by Katy Perry, Rihanna, Eminem or Lady Gaga.

7. You have started your own sex themed business. Congratulations. What is the name of your business? What is your specialty service or product?

Crush Studios. TK fetish videos.

8. What's the hardest thing you've had to tell someone?

Break up.

9. Ever found any strange items while Spring cleaning? If so, what?

No.

10. What is the funniest thing you have ever said or done during sex? (Orgasmic facial expressions do not count.)

I don't do funny stuff during sex.

Bonus: If you had a friend who spoke to you in the same way that you sometimes speak to yourself, how long would you allow that person to be your friend?

He wouldn't be my friend to begin with.

 

[Aimee]

1. What was the most productive thing you did today?
Put my keys on top of my parking pass registration so I don't forget to fill it out & mail it.
Hey--for 8:30am that's pretty damn productive.

2. What do you do to help yourself out of a funk?
Running usually helps--but alone time and music are great too.

3. What's an ideal way for you to spend a weekend?
Any kind of fetish event would be awesome--but usually my weekends are interrupted by work 7am to 3pm on Saturday and Sunday.

4. If you could trade lives with a TMF Member for a week, who would it be & why?
Artoo! Because he's always up to something.

5. If you could have a custom signature designed by one of the many epic artists we have here on forum, who would you pick & what would you want your sig to be of?
I like to do my own signatures.

6. When Miley Cyrus - The Climb comes on the radio, I want to smash everything in sight.

7. You have started your own sex themed business. Congratulations. What is the name of your business? What is your specialty service or product?
Womanly Pleasures - everything a woman needs to feel / be sexy.
(Custom made vibrators? Oooh..)

8. What's the hardest thing you've had to tell someone?
"I love you, but I'm not in love with you."
...

9. Ever found any strange items while Spring cleaning? If so, what?
Not strange--just random stuff I forgot about.

10. What is the funniest thing you have ever said or done during sex? (Orgasmic facial expressions do not count.)
Ha...contraptions. You had to be there.

Bonus: If you had a friend who spoke to you in the same way that you sometimes speak to yourself, how long would you allow that person to be your friend?
I...don't know. Good question.

 

[c7_assassin]

1. What was the most productive thing you did today?

This.

2. What do you do to help yourself out of a funk?

Explore until I find something that fascinates me.

3. What's an ideal way for you to spend a weekend?

Naked.

4. If you could trade lives with a TMF Member for a week, who would it be & why?

Aimee. And she gets mine. We'd star in a wacky body-switching comedy.

5. If you could have a custom signature designed by one of the many epic artists we have here on forum, who would you pick & what would you want your sig to be of?

C.A.B., and I'd let him use his discretion.

6. When [insert song title & artist here] comes on the radio, I want to smash everything in sight.

"Born This Way" by Lady Gaga. Because if I do smash everything in sight and blame Lady Gaga, maybe I can make that song illegal.

7. You have started your own sex themed business. Congratulations. What is the name of your business? What is your specialty service or product?

Der Hostel. Secluded deep in the mountains of Austria, we cater to upscale clients who wish to hunt the most dangerous game of all: Man.

8. What's the hardest thing you've had to tell someone?

It's over.

9. Ever found any strange items while Spring cleaning? If so, what?

What's "spring cleaning"?

10. What is the funniest thing you have ever said or done during sex? (Orgasmic facial expressions do not count.)

I once shot one off a little more forcefully than the girl was expecting, and it got her right in the lips. You could tell she wanted to scream, but she didn't want to open her mouth either. Priceless.

Bonus: If you had a friend who spoke to you in the same way that you sometimes speak to yourself, how long would you allow that person to be your friend?[/QUOTE]

I'd probably punch him in the head within ten seconds.

 

[kered]

It's been a while so I'll give this a go.

1. What was the most productive thing you did today?
Replace an old rotted 24 in pipe and brought it up to grade so surface water will leave the area faster and not cause floods.

2. What do you do to help yourself out of a funk?
Put the headphones on and play lively music fron the 50' to today.

3. What's an ideal way for you to spend a weekend?
Puttering in my garden or taking a drive with the Kid which usually includes a stop at the Dairy Queen.

4. If you could trade lives with a TMF Member for a week, who would it be & why?
MTP Jeff....then I could visit Venray and Raya, LeeAllure, and have BrightEyes make me lunch.

5. If you could have a custom signature designed by one of the many epic artists we have here on forum, who would you pick & what would you want your sig to be of?
This is a tough one. I would say either SnailShell or Bohemianne because of their unique styles of drawing. I guess a picture of me and my parrots for a sig pic.

6. When [insert song title & artist here] comes on the radio, I want to smash everything in sight.
I really can't think of anyone.

7. You have started your own sex themed business. Congratulations. What is the name of your business? What is your specialty service or product?
Kered's Kommodities specializing in sexy lingerie....."No request too big....No Fee too big!!

8. What's the hardest thing you've had to tell someone?
I've had the sour duty of telling someone close that their mother just died.

9. Ever found any strange items while Spring cleaning? If so, what?
I found nail polish remover and for the life of me I can't remember who left it here. Three women come to mind over the years but I have no idea who own it.

10. What is the funniest thing you have ever said or done during sex? (Orgasmic facial expressions do not count.)
My best friend called me from Florida and he, she, and I had a nice visit while she and I ...well, you know.

Bonus: If you had a friend who spoke to you in the same way that you sometimes speak to yourself, how long would you allow that person to be your friend?

A lifetime. I already have two friends that tell me what I should hear for over 40 years now.

 

[LD_Tickler]

1. What was the most productive thing you did today?
I went to a summit and learned some things for my current research project.... and I'm boring myself typing about it.

2. What do you do to help yourself out of a funk?
Vidya games. Or masturbate.

3. What's an ideal way for you to spend a weekend?
Vidya games. Or masturbate.

4. If you could trade lives with a TMF Member for a week, who would it be & why?
Myriads. Welcome, one and all, to the LD Media Forum.

5. If you could have a custom signature designed by one of the many epic artists we have here on forum, who would you pick & what would you want your sig to be of?
Lily, and I would want it to be of Justin Bieber fucking a stuffed toy raccoon.

6. When [insert song title & artist here] comes on the radio, I want to smash everything in sight.
"Goodbye my Lover" by I don't even want to fucking look it up because I might accidentally hear it and by Merlin's beard I hate that song to death.

7. You have started your own sex themed business. Congratulations. What is the name of your business? What is your specialty service or product?
The business is called "Vidya games or masturbate." I don't know what exactly we do yet, but I'm confident we'd figure it out and that we'd make a killing.

8. What's the hardest thing you've had to tell someone?
That I didn't want to be her boyfriend any more.

9. Ever found any strange items while Spring cleaning? If so, what?
No, and let me take the opportunity to ask: what exactly is spring cleaning? Spring as in the season? What does Spring have to do with cleaning? Where does this phrase come from?

10. What is the funniest thing you have ever said or done during sex?
"Hey baby... I can last for almost a second." Disastrous first time and all, needed to ease the tension.

Bonus: If you had a friend who spoke to you in the same way that you sometimes speak to yourself, how long would you allow that person to be your friend?
I always address myself with the strictest formality and respect, so I think we'd be friends for many years.
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[CurtWild]

1. What was the most productive thing you did today?

Laundry

2. What do you do to help yourself out of a funk?

Shower

3. What's an ideal way for you to spend a weekend?

Naked fun time, BBQing and some booze

4. If you could trade lives with a TMF Member for a week, who would it be & why?

Myriads, I've always wanted to be a mythical creature

5. If you could have a custom signature designed by one of the many epic artists we have here on forum, who would you pick & what would you want your sig to be of?

CrystalLight. A stick figure of what she thinks I look like

6. When [insert song title & artist here] comes on the radio, I want to smash everything in sight.

Raining Blood

7. You have started your own sex themed business. Congratulations. What is the name of your business? What is your specialty service or product?

Fingerbang. A hand giving the finger....it vibrates and also spins

8. What's the hardest thing you've had to tell someone?

It's over

9. Ever found any strange items while Spring cleaning? If so, what?

nope

10. What is the funniest thing you have ever said or done during sex? (Orgasmic facial expressions do not count.)

"I haven't felt that good since Archie Gemmill scored against Holland in 1978!"

It's from Trainspotting and I swear I said it post coitus

Bonus: If you had a friend who spoke to you in the same way that you sometimes speak to yourself, how long would you allow that person to be your friend?

we'd be best pals
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[porcelaindoll2]

1. What was the most productive thing you did today?
I figured out how to plug my computer into this 42 inch LCD TV. Yeah didn't do much today.

2. What do you do to help yourself out of a funk?
I listen to music, watch fetish porn, or chat with friends.

3. What's an ideal way for you to spend a weekend?
Surfing the internet, maybe go shopping, maybe go to a park, and I tend to like to cook fancier harder stuff on weekends.

4. If you could trade lives with a TMF Member for a week, who would it be & why?
Myriads to see how the forum is run.

5. If you could have a custom signature designed by one of the many epic artists we have here on forum, who would you pick & what would you want your sig to be of?
C.A.B. A picture of me, but I want it to look all dark, scary, and mysterious.

6. When [insert song title & artist here] comes on the radio, I want to smash everything in sight.
If I hear any Lady Gaga song anymore I think I'll go insane.

7. You have started your own sex themed business. Congratulations. What is the name of your business? What is your specialty service or product?
Tickling for Women. My specialty is m/f and f/m tickling. Because I would be the producer I would hire male models. I would hire guys in a woman's perspective. This means attractive males that most woman would like to see.

8. What's the hardest thing you've had to tell someone?
I'm not into you. It can sometimes be hard for me. I hate hurting other peoples feelings.

9. Ever found any strange items while Spring cleaning? If so, what?
Not really strange items. I'll find stuff I'd been looking for, but gave up because I assumed it was lost.

10. What is the funniest thing you have ever said or done during sex? (Orgasmic facial expressions do not count.)
Sometimes I have a laughing fit.

Bonus: If you had a friend who spoke to you in the same way that you sometimes speak to yourself, how long would you allow that person to be your friend?
I don't think it would bother me.

 

[Bohemianne]

1. What was the most productive thing you did today?

I took a coffee break

2. What do you do to help yourself out of a funk?

Change funk’s “n” to “c”

3. What's an ideal way for you to spend a weekend?

Daytime: With eyes wide open …
Night time: With eyes half-way open…

4. If you could trade lives with a TMF Member for a week, who would it be & why?

Milagros – to feel what it’s like to be the Road Runner (of TMF)

5. If you could have a custom signature designed by one of the many epic artists we have here on forum, who would you pick & what would you want your sig to be of?

That epiclistix AnnoXanti – just like greeting myself “good morning” with all those extra code.

6. When [insert song title & artist here] comes on the radio, I want to smash everything in sight.

It will take other reasons before I'd like to smash everything in sight.

7. You have started your own sex themed business. Congratulations. What is the name of your business? What is your specialty service or product?

None. I have a paid hobby of drawing TK art here. It has the overtone though.

8. What's the hardest thing you've had to tell someone?

A tough one.

9. Ever found any strange items while Spring cleaning? If so, what?

None.

10. What is the funniest thing you have ever said or done during sex? (Orgasmic facial expressions do not count.)

Uh… Something related to “William Tell…”

Bonus: If you had a friend who spoke to you in the same way that you sometimes speak to yourself, how long would you allow that person to be your friend?

For a long while… decades and more.

 

[BellaRisa]

4. If you could trade lives with a TMF Member for a week, who would it be & why?

BellaRisa, cause I'd want to get my ass spanked raw by Bruce as often as she gets too

Wow, I've never heard it put quite that way before...

 

[Angel77]

1. What was the most productive thing you did today?

I woke up, took my dog for a nice walk, got another nasty text from my sister, took some Excedrin for my headache and oh, thought about having a few orgasms.

2. What do you do to help yourself out of a funk?

I tend to just want to be alone to work it out my way. Things that help can be anything - naps, writing, playing music, alcohol, being silly...

3. What's an ideal way for you to spend a weekend?

On a beach.

4. If you could trade lives with a TMF Member for a week, who would it be & why?

Myriads. Just so I could screw with stuff to piss people off.

Oh, and I'd make it Steeler everything. Black and gold fonts, pics of Steeler players in the banners, etc.

5. If you could have a custom signature designed by one of the many epic artists we have here on forum, who would you pick & what would you want your sig to be of?

Ooh! C.A.B. or BlackestLily and I'd want to be like, some beautiful, sexy angel!

6. When [insert song title & artist here] comes on the radio, I want to smash everything in sight.

ANYTHING country.

Oh and Nickelback...

7. You have started your own sex themed business. Congratulations. What is the name of your business? What is your specialty service or product?



8. What's the hardest thing you've had to tell someone?

That my mother died. For some reason, I got designated as the official "tell everyone mom is dead" girl.

9. Ever found any strange items while Spring cleaning? If so, what?

I can't say.

10. What is the funniest thing you have ever said or done during sex? (Orgasmic facial expressions do not count.)

I once tried to do like this sexy strip-dance thing (alcohol gives you power lol) and I tripped and fell, smacking my face off of the side of the bed, giving myself a nice bruise on my forehead. Needless to say, it's been years since I've done that and I don't see myself doing that in the near future.

Oh, and I fell off of the bed once. I'm a klutz.

Bonus: If you had a friend who spoke to you in the same way that you sometimes speak to yourself, how long would you allow that person to be your friend?

Oh forever! I'd so fuck with myself.

 

[Brucetheshark]

4. If you could trade lives with a TMF Member for a week, who would it be & why?

I would trade with Slacker, so I could dye his Beard pink and braid it, before giving it back to him.

Is it any wonder why the spankings happen?